Fake boobs! Silicone! Everyone’s getting them! So what do average people really think of people who bump up their mammary glands with plastic, saline, and silicone? Watch and find out! Keep reading »
Tag Archives: plastic surgery
Oh The Faux Possibilities!
Plastic surgery just isn’t good enough anymore if you want to be an in-demand actor. Image Metrics is literally changing the face of performers through 3-D imaging, and just like a great pair of fake boobs, they’re even better looking than the real thing. The demo is so lifelike, you’ll swear you’ve known the spokesmodel since summer camp. So how do they do it? Amazingly enough, there’s no need for weird wires or funky doo-dads attached to the actor’s face, Image Metrics builds its models off a computer program that scans plain old video. It picks up every subtle movement (and we’d like to pick up their adorable animators). Check out this test video cutie trying to play his hero, Einstein. [Via Gawker]
Slideshow: Attack Of The Plastic Celebrities!
Ahh, natural beauty, how you are missed. This week’s New York cover story is all about plastic surgery, featuring Madonna and her recent inflated gauntness (which you wouldn’t think would be possible…) as the starring image. After the jump is Madge in all her glory, along with nine others who really, really make wrinkles, sun spots, and baggy eyes look fierce. Keep reading »
Quick Pic: What Happened To Kristen Wiig’s Face?
Fingers crossed that the black eyes and swollen face she’s sporting do not indicate cosmetic surgery of some kind. Because we thought she was perfect before. Then again, if it’s not plastic surgery…has some a-hole been beating up on our beloved Target Lady?! [Los Angeles, 6/16/08] Keep reading »
Heidi Montag Likes Big Butts
Speaking of plastic surgery — which is currently a forum topic on The Frisky — Heidi Montag, who has had a nose job, breast implants, and lip fillers, supposedly wants butt implants. She thinks her butt is too flat and she wants to have a rump like Jessica Biel. Next up, feet like Halle Berry, ears like Nicole Kidman, and a vagina like Julia Roberts’. [Just Jared] Keep reading »
How To Explain Mommy’s New Face To Your Kids
Speaking of plastic surgery and kids, a new picture book is coming out this Mother’s Day called “My Beautiful Mommy” which attempts to explain to kids why their mother is getting cosmetic surgery. Strangely, the book wasn’t written by a mom who has had plastic surgery, but by a a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael Salzhauer. While you might assume that Dr. Salzhauer wrote the book out of genuine concern for the family dynamics of his patients, he actually uses it as a tool to convince mothers to get plastic surgery. The book’s message is that mommy is so much more beautiful after her tummy tuck and nose job — and that your little girl or boy will be totally thrilled with your results too! [Newsweek] Keep reading »
Poll: Would You Front The Cash For Your Kid’s Nose Job?
Our post yesterday about the mother in the U.K. who said she would get her daughter a boob job for her 16th birthday got some of you talking. How do the rest of you feel about the issue? Keep reading »
“Mummy, Can I Have A Boob Job For My Birthday?”
Meet Georgia. Georgia is 12. Georgia wants a boob job for her 13th birthday. It’s no wonder — Georgia’s mom, Alicia Douvall, has had over 50 plastic surgeries, 12 of which were on her breasts alone. (Seriously? She looks like such a natural beauty!) But don’t worry! Douvall isn’t the kind of terrible mother who would give her tween a boob job! No way! That’s crazy talk! Everyone knows the appropriate age for a little girl’s first breast augmentation is 16, because “a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model.” [Sun U.K.] Keep reading »
Did Roseanne Get Her Vag Remodeled?
Oh Roseanne! You so crazy! The “comedian” stopped by Craig Ferguson’s show last night and told him all about having vaginal rejuvenation surgery. We like to believe this is about as true as her singing the National Anthem was musically supreme. Keep reading »
