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Shocker: Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgeon Is Bonkers

When you hear the word “hero,” what comes to mind? A firefighter? A police officer? A soldier? Well, if you ask Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who made Heidi Montag into a cartoon character by performing 10 procedures on her in one day, Heidi fits the definition. “I think Heidi is brave. She is a hero for talking about this, quite frankly,” he said. Holy delusional, Batman! Also, is it just me or did he give Heidi his face?
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What?! Chinese Woman Wants Plastic Surgery To Look Like Jessica Alba

Lordy, Lordy, I hope this news story is as fake as it sounds: a 21-year-old Chinese woman identified only as Xiaoqing allegedly told the Shanghai Daily newspaper she is so desperate to win back her ex-boyfriend that she’s getting plastic surgery to look like Jessica Alba. “I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it,” the woman allegedly said. Well, considering Jessica Alba does not look even remotely Asian, Xiaoqing’s got her (sad, sad) work cut out for her!

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Today’s Lady News: Meghan McCain Makes A Good Point About Boobs

  • Meghan McCain asks a really good question about boobs in her latest Daily Beast column: Why is it that Heidi Montag lands on the cover of People after her boob job, but more natural (we think) women like Jessica Simpson and Christina Hendricks are criticized for looking “big” when they flaunt their assets? Two points for coining the term “boob police,” Meghan. [The Daily Beast]
  • The Menifee Union School District in California pulled the Merriam-Webster’s 10th edition dictionary off the shelves because they contained the definition for “oral sex.” The school board will decide whether they’ll return the dictionaries to the classrooms. [L.A. Times]
  • Hooray for lady news anchors! Ratings for ABC’s “World News” have spiked eight percent since Diane Sawyer took the helm last month. [L.A. Times]

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Today’s Lady News: Spain Considers A Ban On Plastic Surgery Commercials Before 10 PM

  • Spain might soon pass a law banning TV commercials about plastic surgery, dieting, and beauty products before 10 pm. The law reads: “Broadcasters cannot carry advertisements for things that encourage the cult of the body and have a negative impact on self-image — such as slimming products, surgical procedures and beauty treatments — which are based on ideas of social rejection as a result of one’s physical image or that success is dependent on factors such as weight or looks.” [Advertising Age]

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In Defense Of Heidi Montag: Live And Let Lipo

We’re not averse to taking an unpopular stand, so for better or worse, it falls to us to defend the most unlikely hero of all: Heidi Montag, a.k.a. “Mrs. Spencer Pratt,” a.k.a. “the girl from ‘The Hills’ who married the guy with the worst beard on the planet.” PopEater’s Oliver Miller takes up the gauntlet in honor of a recently sculpted and much-maligned Montag. Check out his logic Keep reading »

Heidi Montag Explains Surgeries, Hints At More To Come


Just in case you can’t get enough either — sorry folks, but it’s the kind of train wreck that’s simply impossible for us to look away from — here is a more detailed look at exactly what procedures 23-year-old Heidi Montag had done. But just for the record, she wants you to know that she is not a plastic surgery addict, got it? I mean, it’s not like she got, like, 50 procedures in 15 minutes. That would be one thing. [Extra] Keep reading »

Quotable: Heidi Montag Says She’s Not Addicted To Plastic Surgery

“I would say that none of those people know me at all, and that’s just a judgment. I’m not addicted. If I were addicted, I would have had 10 plastic surgeries.”

— Heidi Montag on “Good Morning America” this morning responding to people who are calling her addicted to plastic surgery. I guess she must have forgotten the ten plastic surgeries she had in one day?! [via People] Keep reading »

Great Grandma Spends $16K On Surgery To Look Like Jessica Rabbit


Is plastic surgery addiction contagious? British great grandma Annette Edwards, 57, has been obsessed with Jessica Rabbit ever since “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” came out. Recently, she went on a stringent diet, got her boobs lifted, opted for cheek and chin implants, bought a red wig, and invested in red sequin dress—all to look like her favorite character. In the end, she spent $16,000 on the transformation. Check Annette out in the clip above from a British morning show this week, and try not to get depressed at the part where she says she can’t stand up after injuring her back. “I just love being Jessica,” she says before explaining that she’s done this to “inspire mature women.” Also, very oddly, Annette is into breeding rabbits and brought one of her record holder bunnies on the show with her. Totally normal. [Asylum] Keep reading »

Name The Reality TV Star!

We’re not usually ones to blow up a celeb’s plastic surgery spot, and we’re not saying “Real Housewife” Danielle Staub actually made a trip to the get-younger-and-slimmer doctor but … Yeah, the next season of table-flipping, shenanigan-fun won’t catch her with a surprised look on her face—well, beyond the one’s she’s got now, and forever more! [NYC, 1/5/10] Keep reading »

Plastic Surgery Makes The Olds Look Young

The always ingenious Copyranter points us to a couple of super-creepy ads from Canadian plastic surgeon Dr. Wayne R. Perron. In the future, you may need a walker, but, don’t worry, your face will be forever freakishly young. After the jump, check out what weirdness is in store for the dudes. Keep reading »

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