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16 Things That Are Probably Tricky For Beshine, A Woman With Truly Giant Boobs

Meet Beshine. She is a pleasant-seemingly German cam girl and internet star with a surgically-augmented 32Z chest, a sunny disposition, and a robust following on Reddit. According to the Daily Dot’s explainer on Beshine and her fan army, her boobs are a bouncing 20 lbs each. That’s the equivalent of 10 six-packs of beer, an average one-year old-child, or a sizeable Thanksgiving turkey. Cool! What fun it must be to spend all day walking around on tiny human legs with two yoga balls strapped to your chest. But how the fuck would you get anything done? I’m willing to bet there’s a lot of commonplace activities that are pretty damn hard for Beshine to accomplish. Let’s explore…

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Kylie Jenner: “I’m Not Against Plastic Surgery”

  • Kylie’s mouth didn’t need to open for us to know that. [Yahoo!]
  • Pictures of Justin Bieber with his shirt off trying to look sexy literally make me barfy. Sorry. [Us Weekly]
  • Four of France’s best known cartoonists were among those killed yesterday when gunmen opened fire at the office of Charlie Hedbo, a satirical magazine in Paris. So awful. [Death and Taxes]
  • And in other terrible news, the Colorado Springs offices of the NAACP was hit by an IED explosion yesterday. WTF. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham’s New Lip Injections Are A Little Out Of Control

Farrah Abraham's New Lip Injections Are A Little Out Of Control

Farrah Abraham, former “Teen Mom” and backdoor superstar, just wanted her lips to look a little fuller, but it appears her back alley lip injectionist went a little overboard. Farrah posted the above photos to Twitter today, crying that she was the victim of a botched procedure. I feel sorry for Farrah, because sometimes it actually sucks when you get MORE than what you paid for. But I’m also glad to finally have a photo to show as an example of what MY upper lip looked like when I was the victim of a botched procedure back in college. Only the “botched procedure” was the first time I took ecstasy and rolled so hard that I inadvertently chewed my upper lip until it bled and swelled to look EXACTLY LIKE THAT. (Don’t do drugs kids, seriously.) It was not my best look. Get well soon, Farrah! [Us Weekly]

Please Help Me Understand The Man Who Got $150K In Plastic Surgery To Look Like Kim Kardashian

…and yet looks nothing like Kim Kardashian and a whole lot like a swollen, blistered sphincter with Joan Crawford’s eyebrows (the later, William Castle films era of her career, to be specific). But that seems to be okay with Jordan James Parke, who told The Sun, “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.” Well, at least he’s owning it and I do think he has very beautiful eyes. (I felt like I needed to pay him a compliment after saying his face looks like a butthole with brows.) Parke has had over 50 cosmetic procedures in his quest to look like his idol, who he calls “the most gorgeous woman ever,” including eyebrow tattoos (you DON’T SAYYYYY), dental work, Botox, laser hair removal and, in case you couldn’t tell, fillers. Lots and lots and lots of fillers. I’m surprised there is not a fillers shortage, to be honest. His lips look like they are going to explode and lip meat is going to come oozing out. Eww, I just said lip meat. I apologize. Read more about Parke and his asshole-like lips at the link. [The Sun]

Renee Zellweger Responds To Obnoxious Freak Out Over The State Of Her Face

“I’m glad folks think I look different! I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows. … People don’t know me in my 40s. People don’t know me [as] healthy for a while. Perhaps I look different. Who doesn’t as they get older?! Ha. But I am different. I’m happy.

My friends say that I look peaceful. I am healthy. For a long time I wasn’t doing such a good job with that. I took on a schedule that is not realistically sustainable and didn’t allow for taking care of myself. Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion. I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things.

I did work that allows for being still, making a home, loving someone, learning new things, growing as a creative person and finally growing into myself.”

  • Renee Zellweger gave People an absolutely perfect response when asked for her reaction to the fervor over her seemingly different looking face. Good for her! Now let’s return to STFU about it. [People] Keep reading »

Frisky Rant: STFU About Renee Zellweger’s Face

Frisky Rant: STFU About Renee Zellweger's Face

Judging by the amount of venom I’ve seen being spewed at RZ in the past 24 hours, you would think that her face was the cause of death for 1,000 children. I think I also heard about 1,000 iterations of “SHE RUINED HER FAAAAAAACE.” And this is without even paying attention to much besides social media, where the subject of Renee’s face is literally a trending topic (note, address my social media addiction). Not that it matters, but I like her face a lot before and after. I honestly think her face is just fine, but it is quite clear that the entire world is extremely angry about a small adjustment to a couple of eyelids. Keep reading »

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