Tag Archives: plastic surgery

“Mummy, Can I Have A Boob Job For My Birthday?”

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 15, 2008 //

Meet Georgia. Georgia is 12. Georgia wants a boob job for her 13th birthday. It’s no wonder — Georgia’s mom, Alicia Douvall, has had over 50 plastic surgeries, 12 of which were on her breasts alone. (Seriously? She looks like such a natural beauty!) But don’t worry! Douvall isn’t the kind of terrible mother who would give her tween a boob job! No way! That’s crazy talk! Everyone knows the appropriate age for a little girl’s first breast augmentation is 16, because “a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model.” [Sun U.K.] Keep reading »

Did Roseanne Get Her Vag Remodeled?

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 10, 2008 //

Oh Roseanne! You so crazy! The “comedian” stopped by Craig Ferguson’s show last night and told him all about having vaginal rejuvenation surgery. We like to believe this is about as true as her singing the National Anthem was musically supreme. Keep reading »

Plastic Surgery Comes With A Warning

SimchaApril 10, 2008 //

Jamie Lee Curtis, 50, just graced the cover of AARP magazine wearing nothing but water. And now she’s urging people to go au natural themselves and grow old gracefully. She’s speaking up about her own plastic surgeries, admitting to first going under the knife at 35 because a photographer made a snide remark about her “puffy” eyes. She’s had numerous surgeries since, saying: “I did it all. But, you know what, it didn’t work. The fraud is it doesn’t work…there are complications, and I got them all.” While Jamie Lee hasn’t specified her problems with the operations, we’re pretty sure one of the side effects is being stuck in a waiting room with Joan Rivers. [ICYDK] Keep reading »

Face-Off: Old Heidi Vs. New Heidi

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 1, 2008 //

You guys, last night I was watching The Hills and I got kind of sad. No, not because Whitney left Teen Vogue. And not because Brody and Lauren are on the rocks either. I was sad because I really, really miss Heidi’s old face. The one that didn’t have lips that looks like they’re made out of two gummy worms. The one that didn’t look like you could bounce a quarter off its surface. The one that didn’t give me nightmares. Will we ever see it again? I hope so. Keep reading »

Nips & Tucks: It’s What’s Inside That Counts

SimchaJanuary 30, 2008 //

Vaginoplasty is the only way Dr. 90210 sees a vagina, but lucky for him, it’s reportedly his third most popular surgery. Ouch! That’s a touchy way to make a buck. Every woman who has had their ‘gina waxed can tell you it’s painful getting ripped off, from the hair removal to the price of the waxing. But vaginoplasty is taking the cost and the cu-next-tuesday to a whole new level and America the beautiful is it eating it up! In a new HBO Real Sex short, bare-naked porn star Katie Morgan talks about the growing demand for the cosmetic procedure. From evening flaps to making the lining a tighter fit than an American Apparel xtra-small, maybe this is what people are talking about when they ask plastic surgeons for Angelina Jolie’s lips. After all, what wouldn’t we do for Brad Pitt? However, with all this hoopla over the hoo-ha, a girl’s gotta wonder if this is the final frontier for equality. Like, what has he manscaped for me lately? [TMZ] Keep reading »

Goodie of the Day: Mary Carey’s Fun Bags

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 5, 2007 //

Porn star, Presidential candidate, and Celebrity Rehab star Mary Carey is auctioning off her old breast implants on eBay calling them “The best stocking stuffer of all time!” Clearly she’s never seen the Christmas beer coozey our grandma knitted for us in 1995. In any case, this for sale silicone isn’t just for fun and games — a portion of the winning bid (currently at $510) will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. Now those are some plastic titties we’d pay for! [eBay] Keep reading »

Does Going Under The Knife Makes These Male Celebs More Doable?

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 5, 2007 //

Radar Online used Photoshop to fix the “flaws” of some of Hollywood’s top celebrities. But the question is, do these changes make the following guys more doable? Our snap judgment: Though we kind of like Adrien Brody’s impressive schnozz, we think he now resembles a more age appropriate Zack Efron. But Zach Braff? No amount of slicing and dicing makes him sexy — but you be the judge! [Radar] Keep reading »

Kanye West’s Mom The Latest Victim In Plastic Surgery’s Evil Profit Making

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 5, 2007 //

Not to use a tragedy as an excuse to get on out soapbox, but well, that’s what we’re going to do — Kanye West’s mom died this weekend from “complications related to cosmetic surgery.” It’s rumored that she went in for a tummy tuck and breast augmentation surgery. Being that the cosmetic surgery industry makes the bulk of their moolah off making women feel like crap about their God-given bodies, this is yet another example of the really horrible affects of letting someone else, be it your significant other, your family, your friends, or society, tell you what’s sexy and beautiful. Dead for a pair of double Ds? Do. Not. Want. [DListed] Keep reading »

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