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Quickies: Plastic Surgeon On Call For Royal Visit To L.A. & Rosario Dawson’s Giant Vagina Plans

  • Prince William has a plastic surgeon on call when he plays a polo match in L.A. this weekend, in case he injures that princely face and needs immediate medical attention. Hmm. Let’s get real for a second. Does this doc do hair implants? [L.A. Times]
  • The very best of TV vigilante Nancy Grace’s bats**t crazy Casey Anthony coverage. [Jezebel]
  • James Spader is officially replacing Steve Carell on “The Office.” Please tell me Dunder-Mifflin will take a “Secretary” turn? [Bite.ca]
  • I miiiiight be obsessed with the newly leaked Kelly Clarkson song, “Let Me Down.” [Popdust]
  • The plots of vintage lesbian erotica are just what you’d expect them to be: awesome. [The Gloss]

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Why Julianne Moore Won’t Be Getting Plastic Surgery

“My feeling is live and let live. But some of those procedures that make you look younger — I don’t know that they really made anybody look younger. I think most of the time they made you look like you’ve had something done to your face. Even with the laser stuff, the skin becomes so shiny. It’s like nothing sticks to it. It’s just shiny, shiny skin, and it doesn’t have a normal patina, so you’re like, ‘What’s the matter with them?’ Look, it’s hard to age. Let people do what they want to do, but I do think that a new normal sometimes starts to exist where the cosmetic surgery itself starts to look normal, and we lose track of what a real face is like.”

I can sleep easy at night knowing some plastic surgeon’s scalpel will never fiddle with the great beauty that is Julianne Moore. You tell ‘em, Julianne! [Health] Keep reading »

FDA: Silicone Breast Implants Aren’t Meant To Last A Lifetime

Breast implants are safe … kind of …. according to a new report by the Food and Drug Administration that declares silicone boob jobs have an expiration date of five to 10 years. “Breast implants are not lifetime devices,” the report says. “The longer a woman has silicone gel-filled breast implants, the more likely she is to experience complications.” The biggest complications — ick, ick, ick! — are tissue hardening around the implant or the implant rupturing and leaking into a woman’s body. Statistics about how often fake titties are removed are surprising: The FDA also noted that 1 in 5 women who get breast implants (regardless of whether its for cosmetic reasons or reconstruction surgery) will need another operation in 10 years. When a woman gets implants for cosmetic reasons — which the American Society of Plastic Surgeon acknowledges is the primary reason women get boob jobs — there’s a 1-in-5 chance they’ll need to be removed within 10 years. And when her implants are part of a reconstruction, such as after a mastectomy, there’s a 1-in-2 chance the implants will need to be removed within five years. In other words, instead of looking at a boob job as something to keep your girls perky until you die, think of plastic surgery as a temporary investment. Or just a risk. [AFP] Keep reading »

Kathy Griffin On Bristol Palin’s Corrective Jaw Surgery

 

Kathy Griffin is up the Palin’s collective butt again: in this clip from her Bravo comedy special “Gurrl Down,” which airs Thursday night, she has something to say about Bristol Palin‘s “corrective jaw surgery” and alleged nose/eye job. Personally, I think Kathy goes too far saying Bristol’s new chin makes her look like Jay Leno. That’s just mean-ass snarking, especially since Bristol’s new face actually looks pretty. But she got really funny when she read aloud from Bristol’s statement about how her new face was 100 percent medically necessary:

“That’s true because when I had my first face lift it was because I was fighting scurvy. And when I had my eye job it was because I had rickets.”

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Woody Allen Wants Proof Actresses Haven’t “Gained 200 Pounds” Before Casting Them

“Casting is so awkward. I’m too shy to meet [actresses]. I have the women come in and I don’t let them sit down. I make up some questions, but I couldn’t care less about chatting. I only see them to make sure that they haven’t gained 200 pounds or had five face jobs. I want to see that the woman I saw on the DVD is still intact.”

Woody Allen talks to W magazine about his new flick, “Midnight in Paris,” which is screening at the Cannes Film Festival. Wow, he does such a bad job of making himself likable. Really, he meets with actresses just to make sure they’re still hot? Guess he liked what he saw with Rachel McAdams. [PopWrap] Keep reading »

Quickies: “Botox Mom” Visited By Child Protect Services & LiLo Hangs Out With Marilyn Manson

  • “Botox mom” Kerry Campbell, who injects Botox into her eight-year-old daughter Britney’s forehead to help her compete in beauty pageants, had her daughter removed by Child Protective Services. An all-around very sad story. [TMZ]
  • Donald Trump has at last announced he won’t be running for president, praise be! “After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country,” Trump said in a statement. “I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election.” But Donald! You had the coveted Gary Busey endorsement! [TPM]
  • Rihanna is following her abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown on Twitter. Hmm. What do we think about that? [PopEater]

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