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Human Ken Says Human Barbie Is His “Arch-Nemesis”

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Justin Jedlica, also known as the Human Ken Doll, has a problem with Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova, who he calls his “arch-nemesis.”

I’m getting a crazy flashback to that time when I was six and made my Barbie kick Ken out of the Dream House.

Jedlica and Lukyanova have met in the past, and Jedlica recently told GQ:

“She’s a cute girl…I don’t really get her. I don’t get why people think she’s so interesting. She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She’s an illusionist…Unlike me, who has spent nearly $150,000 permanently transforming myself into a human Ken doll, Valeria just plays dress up. But as soon as you wipe away all that makeup, she’s just a plain Jane and there’s absolutely nothing special about her.”

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Mom Spends Fortune To Become Jennifer Lawrence

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I honestly can’t decide if this is outrageous, maddening, just plain sad, or a combination of all three. A mom was so unsatisfied with her post-baby appearance that she spent $25,000 on plastic surgery to look like Jennifer Lawrence – and wait until you hear just how much work it took for her to achieve that result. Learn more on The Stir…

Eek: Woman Busted For Performing Unlicensed “Vampire Facelifts”

It’s scary how often nowadays you read about some quack getting arrested for performing plastic surgery procedures without a license. Usually, someone tries to do an at-home butt augmentation or a boob job. But some quacks think they’re skilled enough to mess around with other people’s blood. Take 45-year-old massage therapist Sandra Gonzalez of Long Beach, California: she was arrested last week when a client died in her beauty salon while getting an unspecified cosmetic injection. Keep reading »

Warning: Size O Breasts May Be Deadly

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Warning: Size O Breasts May Be Deadly
Her breast implants are killing her.

“If you’re going to try to attempt to become as busty as I am, you are at an extreme risk,” warns adult film actress, Elizabeth Starr of her size O(!) boobs.

“I wanted to further my career and call the shots by having larger breasts,” Starr explained of her decision to go HUGE.

So, in 1999 she underwent a now-banned procedure that used synthetic string implants which caused her boobs to fill with fluid overtime, likeViolet Beauregarde in “Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.” (There’s larger and then there’s LARGER.) Keep reading »

And Your New Body Insecurities For 2014 Are …”Bingo Wings” And “Buffalo Humps”

A big shoutout to the Daily Mail for coming up with fun and creative ways to body shame. A new survey — done by … oh, does it even matter? — found that “bingo wings” and “buffalo humps” were among the most rapidly increasing cosmetic treatments. “Bingo wing” and “buffalo hump” sounds like an indie folk duo, but actually, they are newfangled descriptions for human body parts. The first person to guess which parts they are gets a cookie. Or actually, no, because that might make your “buffalo hump” even fatter than it already is. Keep reading »

9-Year-Old Khloe Kardashian Overheard Her Mom Saying She Needed A Nose Job

“She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job. I was shocked; I hadn’t even thought about it. I’ve grown into my face, but I’ve had makeup artists tell me, ‘You should get a nose job.’ I’m so happy that I never have. I’m proud for losing weight when I wanted to and I’ve never resorted to surgery. I’m not against it – one day I probably will but it would be on my terms.”

The parenting skills of Kris Jenner are unparalleled. This is Khloe Kardashian in Cosmopolitan revealing how Mama Kris had eyes on plastic surgery for her darling child at the ripe old age of nine. That’s nothing but adult “Mean Girls” behavior.  I’m sorry, but fourth graders’ bodies aren’t even fully formed yet! There are a lot of (usually awkward) years before someone settles into their adult nose. And I think Khloe’s nose looks just fine! [US Weekly]

Plastic Surgeon Transforms Adopted Daughters In Walking Advertisements

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Daddy Is Their Plastic Surgeon

Orange County plastic surgeon Michael Niccole feels not the least bit apologetic about nipping and tucking his adopted daughters Charm and Brittani, starting at the age of 10, on a regular basis.

“They’ve lived in the world of cosmetics, so they understand the importance of  looking and maintaining your beauty for the rest of their lives” said Dr. Niccole.

The sisters, now both 25, have respectively had nose jobs, breast augmentations and just about every manner of Boxtox you could imagine.

“Getting your breasts done, is like, basically, like, getting a teeth cleaning here,” said Brittani. “That’s how I see it, like honestly, I swear.” Keep reading »

RIP Society: Sydney Leathers Is Getting Labiaplasty, Selling Excess Labia Skin Encased In Lucite

It’s been a few months since we’ve heard from Sydney Leathers, sexting pal of Carlos Danger/former New York City mayoral candidate Rep. Anthony Weiner, and she’s back with a bang!  According to an extremely creepy dude on TMZ, Miss Leathers is getting labiaplasty on her vulva and will auction off the excess labia skin encased in Lucite. Keep reading »

New Breast Implants Contain A Microchip And Now They’re Smarter Than You Are

New Breast Implants Contain A Microchip And Now They’re Smarter Than You Are

Breast implant technology is growing by leaps and bounds (just like those cup sizes, I know you bros hear me), and a company called Establishment Labs has announced its latest innovation: a breast implant with a microchip that would make medical care significantly easier for implant havers.

The Motiva Implant Matrix Ergonomix (name of implant, not a blender as I originally suspected) contains a “radio frequency identification (RFID) microchip that gives doctors and patients easier access to information about the implants, including their serial number, manufacturer name and other data.” They’ll be sold in 28 European countries, although no word yet on when these knockers will be available in the US. Read more on The Gloss…

“Chipmunk Cheeks” Are The New Way To Look Young

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Remember in middle school when you thought you had “chipmunk cheeks” and hated yourself for it? Well, your face was prime real estate! Celebrities are paying upwards of $1,000 a pop for cherubic contours like yours. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, “baby face” becomes your personal fountain of youth when you start to get older and ladies are clamoring for it left and right. Women with naturally round cheeks have a leg up over thin-faced women when they want to begin attempting to “defy the aging process.” (Except you’re still aging on the inside, hun. Nobody’s defying anything.)

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