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Renee Zellweger Responds To Obnoxious Freak Out Over The State Of Her Face

“I’m glad folks think I look different! I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows. … People don’t know me in my 40s. People don’t know me [as] healthy for a while. Perhaps I look different. Who doesn’t as they get older?! Ha. But I am different. I’m happy.

My friends say that I look peaceful. I am healthy. For a long time I wasn’t doing such a good job with that. I took on a schedule that is not realistically sustainable and didn’t allow for taking care of myself. Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion. I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things.

I did work that allows for being still, making a home, loving someone, learning new things, growing as a creative person and finally growing into myself.”

  • Renee Zellweger gave People an absolutely perfect response when asked for her reaction to the fervor over her seemingly different looking face. Good for her! Now let’s return to STFU about it. [People] Keep reading »

Frisky Rant: STFU About Renee Zellweger’s Face

Frisky Rant: STFU About Renee Zellweger's Face

Judging by the amount of venom I’ve seen being spewed at RZ in the past 24 hours, you would think that her face was the cause of death for 1,000 children. I think I also heard about 1,000 iterations of “SHE RUINED HER FAAAAAAACE.” And this is without even paying attention to much besides social media, where the subject of Renee’s face is literally a trending topic (note, address my social media addiction). Not that it matters, but I like her face a lot before and after. I honestly think her face is just fine, but it is quite clear that the entire world is extremely angry about a small adjustment to a couple of eyelids. Keep reading »

OK, So Maybe Jasmine Tridevil’s Third Boob Is Fake – I Don’t Care

OK fine, whatever, so Jasmine Tridevil’s third boob is kind of improbable. Maybe it’s prosthetic. I’m just going to believe in tri-boob like I used to believe in Santa Claus.

Those kindly buzzkills at The Daily Dot decided to debunk the tri-boob by, you know, talking to plastic surgeons about it. I accept that the plastic surgeon they talked to says that if she were to be able to find a surgeon to do it, the middle boob wouldn’t end up looking like it does in her pictures. Keep reading »

My Anaconda Don’t Give A %$#& What You Think About Nicki Minaj’s Butt Implants (Or Plastic Surgery In General)

All four of the women in my immediate family have had plastic surgery. One of us had a breast augmentation, one of us had a breast reduction. Two of us had our eyelids lifted. One of us had body contouring done, one of us had a necklift, one of us had surgery under her eyes, and one of us had fat injected into her hands. One of us gets Botox injections, and one of us has had tattoos removed. Hell, one of us worked in a plastic surgeon’s office for a decade.

So imagine my dismay whenever my boyfriend tells me that Nicki Minaj’s ass is weird or doesn’t look right because it’s “fake,” or that breast implants are gross. It’s not a big enough deal for me to get in a fight about it, but it rankles a little whenever men tell me — I can’t think of very many women I know who have never considered the possibility of plastic surgery — that there’s something inferior about a woman’s body because it’s been surgically “enhanced.” Guys, you’re talking about my family. We’re all beautiful. If I never said anything about it, you’d never know — but even if the surgery was obvious, it wouldn’t change the fact that it’s our right to self-determine how we look. Keep reading »

New Hero: Jasmine Tridevil, Three-Boobed Badass

New Hero: Jasmine Tridevil, Three-Boobed Badass

A woman in Tampa got a third breast cosmetically added to her chest à la “Total Recall,” and that would be cool enough on its own, but her motivation makes it even better: “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.”

YAAAASSSSSSS ALL HAIL JASMINE TRIDEVIL! Keep reading »

This Model Is Spending Thousands Of Dollars To Look Like A Blow-Up Sex Doll

This Model Is Spending Thousands Of Dollars To Look Like A Blow-Up Sex Doll

There’s a startling trend lately of people getting plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrity and becoming something of an Internet celebrity in the process. There was the dude who spent $100,000 to look like Justin Bieber. There was the Ukrainian lady who wanted to look like Barbie. And now, there’s Victoria Wild, a Latvian model who has so far spent 30,000 British pounds (or approximately $49,000 USD) to look like a blow-up sex doll.

And you know what? She actually looks less real than some of the actual sex dolls I’ve seen in assembly. Keep reading »

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