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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Punched Delivery Man Over Garlic Knots

Few people understand the importance of getting an order right. But Robert Wheeler does. Wheeler, of Vero Beach, Florida (of course), was so incensed by his pizza delivery guy forgetting to bring him garlic knots that he actually beat up the delivery driver. The driver said Wheeler then told him to “give that to the… More »


Critical Pizzabon Update: There Is Pizza Inside The Pizzabon

Yesterday, I wrote about Cinnabon’s new adventure in snackovation — the Pizzabon. The Pizzabon pairs America’s love of fast food cinnamon buns with America’s love of pizza. It was a win-win, but I was troubled by pictures of the Pizzabon that seemed to suggest that the pizza flavors would simply be piled atop the Cinnabon… More »


The Pizza Guitar Is The Pizza Instrument Of My Dreams

Everything is better with pizza, so it’s no surprise that musician and all around cool dude Andrew W.K. decided to mix his fave food with his favorite thing to do — play party jams. W.K’s been playing the pizza guitar on his recent 10-Year Anniversary “I Get Wet” Tour. “For over eight years, I dreamed… More »


Gunman Demands Pizza And Paris Hilton

Well, it’s worth a shot.

Fredrick Denney, 61, is accused of barricading himself inside a Belmont, N.C. hotel and threatening to shoot police while demanding a pizza and to marry Paris Hilton, according to WCNC.

Denney was eventually pepper sprayed and taken into custody after several hours on Saturday. Read moreMore »


Be The Pizza Ninja You’ve Always Wanted To Be

Artist Steph Mantis has done some pioneering work with pizza: specifically, encasing real pizza slices in resin to preserve it, in her words, “FOREVERRRRR.” These “pizza ninja stars,” which turn four harmless pieces of pepperoni pizza into a deadly weapon, look terrifyingly delicious (or is it deliciously terrifying?). [Neatorama] … More »


Dreams Do Come True: Pizza Vending Machines On Their Way To The U.S.

How often do you stand in front of a vending machine, examining the selection of chips, crackers, and candy bars, and think, “I wish this thing would make me a fresh pizza”? Every day? Me too. Turns out the pizza gods have heard our prayers, because an innovative pizza vending machine called “Let’s Pizza” is finally… More »


A BFF Necklace For You And All Your Homeslices

Have you been looking for a way to show your love and commitment to eight of your closest friends but find that traditional friendship jewelry tends to lack … pepperoni? Here’s an easy solution: all you have to do is buy nine pizza slice necklaces and put them together to form a complete pie, aka… More »


Plates By The Slice

As a New Yorker, I consider pizza one of the main staples of my diet. It helps that I can get a slice on almost every corner at any hour of the day. There’s even a pizzeria in spitting distance from my front door. They know me by name. It would only make sense for… More »


And This Is HowYou Freestyle With Pizza Dough

Hi. Hello. I’ve just discovered that there are people in the world who are competitive pizza tossers. And they compete in the World Pizza Games, which are like the Olympics for pizza performers. And there are categories like Fastest Dough, Longest Spin,  Fastest  Box Folding and Dough Freestyle Acrobatics. This is Kzuya Akogi who won… More »


Do Not Want: A Mouth-Wateringly Ugly Sweater

On the one hand, this sweater looks enticingly delicious. On the other, I still can’t eat it. And that makes me HANNNNNGRY (which is a word combining the two miserable qualities of being both hungry and angry). So for that reason alone, I’m not particularly fond of this pizza sweater. Consider also that I’m not… More »


Jamie Oliver Proves That Heaven Exists

Okay, okay, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver was actually using this glorious table of junk food to prove a point about the dangers of obesity as he kicked off a healthy cooking and nutrition initiative in Melbourne, Australia. I really admire Jamie and his work, but if I’m being completely honest, looking at this picture gave… More »


Ouch: Woman Eats Nothing But Pizza For 31 Years

It’s not that Claire Simmons doesn’t want to eat any other food, it’s that she physically can’t eat anything other than pizza. The 33-year-old British woman has what’s called Selective Eating Disorder, which means that she hasn’t been able to eat anything other than plain cheese pizza in 31 years. A rare subset of eating… More »


Genius Invention: A Pizza Box That Turns Into Paper Plates

Three designers — Yu Kyung Ha, Won Min Jung, and Kwon Young Hee — won this year’s Red Dot design award for their ingenious new creation: a pizza box that can be broken up into individual pizza-sized plates. How has this never happened before? I’m a huge fan of anything that helps better engineer my… More »


We Salute You: Girl Who Tried To Save Her Mother’s Life With A Piece Of Pizza

Seven-year-old Rita Lawlor knew what to do when she found her mother unconscious — slap her with a leftover piece of pizza. When the slice didn’t revive her mother, Rita decided to call 911. Her mother is doing well and little Rita was saluted for her heroism by the Sarasota County Fire Department this past… More »


Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Ate 362 Slices Of Pizza And Still Wants More

I would like to take a moment to express my admiration for 28-year-old Colin Hagendorf, the dude who ate slices of cheese from 362 Manhattan pizza joints and blogged about each and every one. Even after his daunting endeavor to do a thorough taste investigation of the state of affairs of the NYC pizza scene… More »


“My Drunk Kitchen” Makes Pizza

You’re drunk, you’re hungry, and operating a stove doesn’t seem too difficult. Why not try making a pizza? Why not? Well, watch Hannah Hart’s hilarious “My Drunk Kitchen” foray into making pizza and find out why it might be better to stick to eating a block of cheese straight out of the package. [YouTube] … More »


SpaghettiOs Pizza: What’s Your Weirdest Food Invention?

I’m not sure how I feel about SpaghettiOPs pizza, which is a real thing a guy name Adam Kuban made, documented and presumably ate recently. On the one hand, SpaghettiOs and pizza, together. On the other hand, that’s a lot of bread on pasta. But on the other other hand, I used to like eating spaghetti… More »


Vegetables Are For Sissies, Says Herman Cain

GQ: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

GQ: Why is that?

Cain:More »


“Pizza Party” Is A Rap About A Pizza Party At A Pizza Party

What part of this amazing “Pizza Party” rap from Fly Guys do I not love? Trick question: I love all of it. ALL OF IT. Please, why doesn’t every rap song reference Papa John’s crack butter sauce? “I got pies on pies on pies. Pies for days,” say the Fly Guys. Better believe it. [Buzzfeed]… More »


Wear Your Heart … On Your Head

Pizza is my true love. My one and only, the lover that never disappoints. The delicious treat never leaves me feeling empty. As such, this pizza beret, as modeled by this adorable rapscallion, may just be the best accessory ever. [Heather Chandler] … More »