Get ready for a movie about a serial killer targeting pizza men featuring Chance the Rapper
The pizza delivery guy has become a staple in many classic movies. For example, everyone remembers the Home Alone pizza boy who was scared shitless when he heard gunshots from…
Rihanna Sends Pizza And Towels To Fans Waiting In The Rain, As If You Needed More Reason To Worship Her
Because who needs umbrellas when there is pizza?
New Domino’s App Will Order Pizza For You, No Effort Or Human Contact Required
When you open the app, it orders you a pizza. There is no downside to this.
Sacrificing Pizza Is Not The Way To Save The Environment
Wood-burning stoves have been (kind of sort of not really) banned in the birthplace of pizza.
Man Pulls Gun On Pizza Man For Taking Too Long To Deliver His Goddamn Pizza
I don’t think there is any question that pizza is serious business. In this cruel world of ours, there are few precious things that can allow even just…
Study Shows Men Eat More Pizza Around Women As Mating Technique
To file under the list of endearing and ridiculous things humans do to attract each other, recent polls have shown that straight men will eat almost twice as much food…
This Woman Who Took Engagement Photos With Pizza Is Your New Shero
We salute you, Nicole Larson.
This Week In Accidental Vaginas: Rugby Pizzas!
“Pussy pizza” partially begins to describe what happened to the British supermarket chain Morrisons recently. In an innocent celebration of the World Rugby Cup, the grocery store put pepperoni
vaginas rugby balls on…
An Open Letter To The Owners Of Certe Pizza, Makers Of The Racist “Pik-A-Nika” Pizza
The immense “success” of this offensive pizza and the subsequent support from mostly white customers allows for a rare glimpse into the pervasive nature of racism rampant throughout the “liberal” East Coast and even…
Soon You Will Be Able To Order Domino’s With The Pizza Emoji
This feels close to a dream come true.