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Hillary 2016, Here’s Your Campaign Song

In the event that Hillary Clinton actually declares that she’s running for President in 2016, she should obviously choose “Timber” by Pitbull as her campaign theme song. But this expertly edited Hillary version, not the Ke$ha one. (Click the icon above for sound.) [Vine]

Conspiracy Theorists Think The Rapper Pitbull Predicted The Malaysian Airlines Crash/Disappearance 2 Years Ago

Conspiracy Theorists Think The Rapper Pitbull Predicted The Malaysian Airlines Crash/Disappearance 2 Years Ago
"Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day."

Welp, now I’ve heard everything. A few conspiracy theorists have decided that the rapper Pitbull predicted the Malaysian Airlines plane crash/disappearance two years ago in his song “Get It Started” (above). These folks with too much time on their hands — i.e. YouTube commenters — say the lyrics to the song makes references to certain aspects of the plane’s mysterious disappearance. Specifically, “No Ali, No Frasier, but for now off to Malaysia” and “Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day.” According to the UK’s Daily Mirror:

Viewers on YouTube are convinced the two passports is a reference to the stolen Austrian and Italian passports used by two Iranians to board MH370. They also believe the three cities refer to the capital cities of Malaysia, China and Vietnam and the two countries are Malaysia and Vietnam. Furthermore, they assert the lyrics “No Ali, No Frasier, but for now off to Malaysia” are a reference to Mr Ali, the man who bought tickets for the two Iranians to travel on board MH370.

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HAHAHA: Prankster Gets Pitbull Exiled To Alaska

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Our hats are off to Something Awful writer David Thorpe, the genius who had the forethought, dedication and passion to orchestrate a major prank against reggaeton/rapper dude Pitbull. A few months back, Pitbull launched a contest in conjunction with Walmart wherein fans voted to get a free Pitbull concert at their local Walmart. In response, Thorpe began an #ExilePitbull hashtag campaign on Twitter. He urged voters to send Pitbull to a remote Walmart in Kodiak, Alaska, and the Kodiak location received more than 60,000 likes, handily defeating the competition. Thorpe won! Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Frivolous Lawsuit Queen Lindsay Lohan Sues Pitbull For Using Her Name In A Song

  • Lindsay Lohan is suing the rapper Pitbull for using her name in his song “Give Me Everything.” LiLo claims the lyrics “I got locked up like Lindsay Lohan” have caused her irreparable harm. Oh, boo hoo. [TMZ]
  • A Mexican teen girl might be selling her virginity for Justin Bieber tickets. Or something might be lost in translation here. [Gawker]
  • Former Texas Governor Rick Perry, who is seeking the Republican nomination for president, invested in a company called Movie Gallery. Why is this noteworthy? Movie Gallery is country’s largest pornography distributor and purveyor of fine films like “Teen Girls Never Say No.” [Buzzfeed]

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