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No! Pippi Longstocking Can’t Have A Sex Tape

I’m prefacing this entire story with two important pieces of information: 1) Pippi Longstocking was my childhood idol. I dressed as her for three Halloweens in a row and made my mom put wire hangers in my braids on pretty much a daily basis. 2) The  Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim’s Daughter Longstocking I really…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 27, 2013