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Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking Again & “Jersey Shore” Gets A New Cast

  • Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan was caught drinking alcohol again! She’s not going back to jail, though, because she was only banned from booze through February. Instead, LiLo has been told she can only have one friend over at her house at a time and NO PARTIES. Now that is a punishment! [Celebitchy]
  • Justin Bieber was allegedly assaulted today by a man outside of Macy’s in New York City, where he had an appearance. The guy allegedly jumped out of the crowd and pushed Bieber to the ground before he got tackled by security guards. TMZ is reporting the man was an undercover cop who was apparently trying to get closer to Biebs, but his guards did not know who he was. We’ll keep you posted as this develops! [Celebuzz, ABC News, TMZ]
  • Hugh Hefner is allegedly telling friends he should have married Holly Madison instead of proposing to, and getting dumped by, Crystal Harris. Um, duh. [Hollywood Life]
  • Courtney Love suffered burns today when she tried to put out her curtains, which were on fire, with her hands. As Seth Meyers would say, really, Courtney Love? Really? [PopEat]

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Today In Royal News: Nicknaming And Farting!

Since the royal couple have announced their engagement, we have been inundated with news of their every breath and kept abreast of their general goings on. There’s so much royal news that it’s difficult to take it all in. Usually I glaze over it. Kate styles herself? Pippa has a nice bum? I can get veneers with Willy and Kate’s face? Who cares. Today, however, I came across two truly noteworthy royal news items. Check them out after the jump. Keep reading »

Patti Stanger Has Two Matches For Pippa: A Commoner Or Prince Harry

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EXCLUSIVE: If anyone can get the world’s most eligible bachelorette, Pippa Middleton, hitched it is none other than Bravo’s “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger who PopEater queried for advice on how the newly single sister of Princess Kate should proceed when it comes to her love life.

We were shocked when Patti told us that Pippa doesn’t have to stick with the landed gentry — the young, rich and powerful set in the UK — like her exes Alex Loudon, the cricketeer finance whiz and George Percy, the son of the Duke of Northumberland, one of Britain’s wealthiest men. Read more… Keep reading »

Who Should Pippa Middleton Date Next?

Butt men of the world, be on notice—Pippa Middleton is single. The word on the street is that her newfound celebrity status has strained her relationship with boyfriend Alex Loudon—a cricket player turned broker—and that they have officially broken up. “It is common knowledge in their close circle of friends that Pippa and Alex have recently split up, a “friend” shared with the press. [People]

So who should Pippa date now? Our suggestions after the jump. Keep reading »

Quickies: Anthony Weiner’s Wife Huma Abdein Is Pregnant & Pippa Loses “Rear Of The Year” Contest

  • Huma Abedin, Rep. Anthony Weiner’s wife, is pregnant. Three sources close to the couple confirmed to The New York Times that she is in her first trimester of pregnancy. Oof. [New York Times]
  • Jennifer Lopez’s honeymoon sex tape has allegedly been stolen from the home of its owner, Claudia Vazquez, who is J.Lo’s ex-husband’s new babe. Cat burglar financed by “Idol”? Or someone else trying to cash in? [Radar]
  • A Greenpeace study found that Barbie dolls’ packaging comes from endangered rainforests. That’s OK: I hear Barbie’s a global warming denier. [Daily Mail UK]
  • A history of Sarah Palin complaining about “gotcha” questions. [NYmag.com]

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Behold, The Pipparettes!

No, “The Pipparettes” are not some baton-twirling pep squad. They are what the British press has started calling Pippa Middleton‘s three best friends. With the paparazzi trailing Pippa all over the freaking place, these three amigos are often captured in the background of shots, either walking beside or in back of the Pippster.

So who are the members of this posse? A quick rundown after the jump. Keep reading »

6 Concepts For Pippa Middleton’s New TV Show

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Pippa Middleton’s backside is already famous. If The Enquirer’s sources are accurate, we may be seeing a whole lot more of P-Middy from the front. Word on the ‘bloid circuit is that Oprah Winfrey is pursuing Pippa to become daytime royalty at OWN. Yes, you read that correctly, Pippa Middleton may get her OWN talk show. After the jump, some concepts for Pippa’s talk show, if it’s really happening, that is. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Pippa Middleton’s Posterior Leads To Vandalism

Oopsies. This Peugeot with some very interesting graffiti was spotted driving in the UK last week. Apparently, not everyone is so into the Pippa Middleton worship of late. Keep reading »

Pippa Middleton, Topless For Real This Time

The world has gone Pippa Middleton crazy. Just as People splashed her on the cover along with the headline “Fun, flirty, and suddenly famous, the knockout sibling who stole the show,” the interwebs promised us topless photos of Pippa, this time sans bra. Here is the most scandalous of the new images, which show Pippa taking off her bikini top while on vacation in Ibiza. I don’t know. If this is the most scandalous image the paparazzi can get from a vacation to Ibiza, she may not be such a wild child after all. [Global Grind] Keep reading »

Pippa Middleton And James Middleton Both Get High-Priced Porn Offers

The world was thoroughly enchanted with Pippa Middleton‘s butt in her white maid-of-honor dress at Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s wedding. And naturally, people want to see more of her … body. Vivid Entertainment has apparently offered Pippa $5 million to shoot a single explicit scene in a porno. Vivid president Steven Hirsh says he was even more enticed by Pippa after seeing the “Girls Gone Wild”-ish photo of her dancing in her bra with an equally drunk, undressed chap. “After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies,” Hirsch wrote.

Apparently, James Middleton’s nude photos have also netted him a porno offer. Keep reading »

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