Posts tagged "pippa middleton"

Morning Quickies: Pippa Middleton Got Dumped!

Pippa Middleton has been dumped by her boyfriend, cricket player Alex Loudon, allegedly because he’s sick of the “circus” surrounding her and being trailed by paparazzi. A “friend” also says that Alex’s old money family didn’t think Pippa was “wife material.” And here’s another lovely quote from a “friend”: “Alex was always the one

Jessica Wakeman / November 14, 2011

Evening Quickies: Kate & Pippa Middleton Are Now Creepy Action Figures

Kate Middleton and little sis Pippa are now creepy (and expensive) action figures. However, I don’t think G.I. Joe is going to be too picky. [US Weekly]
Chelsea Handler and hotelier Andre Balazs are dunzo. Chelsea, call me! [New York Post]
How the Victoria’s Secret idea of “sexy” has evolved over time.

Jessica Wakeman / November 8, 2011

Morning Quickies: Pippa Middleton Slammed For “Cashing In” With Book Deal

$1.5 million does seem like an awful lot of money for a book about party-planning, especially in this economy. Do you think Pippa Middleton is grossly cashing in on her newfound fame? Or is she allowed to make bank on a book deal because she is famous now? [Us Weekly]
Justin Bieber say…

Jessica Wakeman / November 4, 2011

Evening Quickies: Pippa Middleton Has A Book Deal

Pippa Middleton is about to sign a $1.6 million book deal, which hopefully will pull that poor, beleaguered Middleton family out of poverty. Topics to be covered: her butt, her famous sister, making dirty sweet monkey love with Prince Hot Ginge. Just kidding. Pippa’s book will be about the decidedly more meh topic of…

Jessica Wakeman / November 1, 2011

Kate & Pippa Middleton Get An “E! True Hollywood Story”

Kate and Pippa Middleton are getting their own “E! True Hollywood Story,” airing Wednesday night at 10:00 p.m. EST, proving that there’s always (always) an appetite for Middleton sisters’ gossip. The hour-long episode features dish from “from school friends, neighbors and journalists who have followed the Middleton’s throughout the years.”…

Jessica Wakeman / October 10, 2011

The “Pippa Butt Lift” Is The New Plastic Surgery Craze

Finally, something to do with all that excess fat on your stomach: redirect it to your ass for “the Pippa butt lift.”

Plastic surgery clients now want to emulate the most overrated white girl booty in the world — that of Pippa Middleton, royal maid of honor and scene stealer. “Good Morning America”…

Jessica Wakeman / September 28, 2011

Are White Bridesmaid Dresses A Thing Now?

A few years back, one of my friends was having a hard time with the fact that her younger sister was getting married. She felt self-conscious about being dateless to the big event, and so anguished about buying a hot dress to wear. When she emailed me a photo of a dress she finally felt…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 23, 2011

New Plastic Surgery Trend: The “Pippa Butt Lift”

Forget Kim Kardashian’s butt: This year, it’s all about Pippa Middleton’s rear. “The latest craze here in the US and all over the world is to get the Pippa Butt Lift,” a Miami plastic surgeon tells the Telegraph, declaring Pippa the “new queen of booty.” The craze started, of course, after the royal wedding whe…

Newser / August 14, 2011

Morning Quickies: Was Pippa Middleton’s Butt Padded At The Royal Wedding?

Vicious gossips say Pippa Middleton’s butt was padded at Kate Middleton’s wedding. Pilates? Feh! [Jezebel]
Just in case you thought Ronnie and Sammi might have matured a bit: the previews of tonight’s “Jersey Shore” reveal — surprise! — they’re fighting like (drunk) cats and dogs in Italy as well. [US Weekly]
It’s a “Mad…

Jessica Wakeman / August 11, 2011

Pippa Middleton Is “Royal Mocha”

According to a new poll in the UK, Pippa Middleton’s posterior isn’t the only thing in high demand. Women are also after her skin color, which a tanning guru dubbed “Royal Mocha.” Sixty percent of the 2,000 women surveyed found Pippa’s gorgeous glow to be the most sought-after skin tone. Other celebrity tans in the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 3, 2011

“Crazy About Pippa”: Pippa Middleton And Her Butt To Get Their Own TLC Special

Is Pippa Middleton interesting enough to warrant her own hour-long TLC special? Someone thinks so! “Crazy About Pippa” will air August 9th at 9 p.m. (EST) and will dish about all fascinating things Pippa-related: her famous sister, her famous sister, her famous sister, and oh yeah, her butt. Pippa is well-dressed, rich, pretty, and posed…

Jessica Wakeman / July 28, 2011

Pippa, Hadley & Arlo: The Hottest Baby Names Of 2011

Every year, celebrity baby name website Nameberry.com declares the hottest baby names of that year. The list is based on an analysis of the most searched names, particularly those which saw a strong and sudden increase over the last six months. This year, Nameberry says, the list was “driven by unexpected celebrities, rediscovered classics, and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 27, 2011

Pippa Middleton’s Butt Depicted In Crumpets

Getting a tattoo as an homage to your favorite celeb is so 2010. The hot new thing to do is recreate that celeb’s rear end in crumpets. Fifteen thousand crumpets and the manpower from 12 dedicated crumpet-ers honored Pippa Middleton, depicted in her bridesmaid’s gown. Artist Laura Hadland used over 100 jars of Marmite and…

Jessica Wakeman / July 19, 2011

Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking Again & “Jersey Shore” Gets A New Cast

Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan was caught drinking alcohol again! She’s not going back to jail, though, because she was only banned from booze through February. Instead, LiLo has been told she can only have one friend over at her house at a time and NO PARTIES. Now that is a punishment! [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber…

Jessica Wakeman / June 23, 2011

Today In Royal News: Nicknaming And Farting!

Since the royal couple have announced their engagement, we have been inundated with news of their every breath and kept abreast of their general goings on. There’s so much royal news that it’s difficult to take it all in. Usually I glaze over it. Kate styles herself? Pippa has a nice bum? I can get…

Ami Angelowicz / June 23, 2011

Patti Stanger Has Two Matches For Pippa: A Commoner Or Prince Harry

EXCLUSIVE: If anyone can get the world’s most eligible bachelorette, Pippa Middleton, hitched it is none other than Bravo’s “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger who PopEater queried for advice on how the newly single sister of Princess Kate should proceed when it comes to her love life.

We were shocked when Patti told u…

PopEater / June 18, 2011

Who Should Pippa Middleton Date Next?

Butt men of the world, be on notice—Pippa Middleton is single. The word on the street is that her newfound celebrity status has strained her relationship with boyfriend Alex Loudon—a cricket player turned broker—and that they have officially broken up. “It is common knowledge in their close circle of friends that Pippa and Alex have…

Quickies: Anthony Weiner’s Wife Huma Abdein Is Pregnant & Pippa Loses “Rear Of The Year” Contest

Huma Abedin, Rep. Anthony Weiner’s wife, is pregnant. Three sources close to the couple confirmed to The New York Times that she is in her first trimester of pregnancy. Oof. [New York Times]
Jennifer Lopez’s honeymoon sex tape has allegedly been stolen from the home of its owner, Claudia Vazquez, who is J.Lo’…

Jessica Wakeman / June 8, 2011

Behold, The Pipparettes!

No, “The Pipparettes” are not some baton-twirling pep squad. They are what the British press has started calling Pippa Middleton’s three best friends. With the paparazzi trailing Pippa all over the freaking place, these three amigos are often captured in the background of shots, either walking beside or in back of the Pippster.

6 Concepts For Pippa Middleton’s New TV Show

Pippa Middleton’s backside is already famous. If The Enquirer’s sources are accurate, we may be seeing a whole lot more of P-Middy from the front. Word on the ‘bloid circuit is that Oprah Winfrey is pursuing Pippa to become daytime royalty at OWN. Yes, you read that correctly, Pippa Middleton may get her OWN talk…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 27, 2011