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Pippa And The Gun: The Middletons’ Very First Scandal

NYMag.com's The CutApril 17, 2012 //
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Pippa Middleton was just having a nice, normal weekend in Paris when she popped by a fancy costume party for fashion label owner Arthur de Soultrait (yes, the Daily Mail has pictures of her silly outfit) and then tootled around in an Audi convertible with three handsome gentlemen on Sunday. But then the driver of her car pulled out a gun (whether it’s real remains unknown) and pointed it at one of the paparazzi trailing behind them, much to the amusement of Pippa and their fellow passengers. Et voilà! The first major Middleton scandal was born. Read more…

Evening Quickies: Prince Harry Is Texting Pippa Middleton!

Jessica WakemanMarch 13, 2012 //
Harry Gropes Pippa
Prince Harry Pippa Middleton butt grope photo
Prince Harry gets handsy with the world's most famous butt. Read More »
Pippa Got Dumped
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Her boyfriend Alex Loudon was sick of her newfound fame. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Kim Kardashian is not happy that Jon Hamm called her an "idiot." Read More »
  • Prince Harry reportedly sent a text message to Pippa Middleton from the Caribbean with a link to pictures of himself and the message: “See what you’re missing? Xoxo.” It would totally be weird if the two of them got together for sexytimes … but I’m not going to pretend I haven’t replayed it through my mind. [The Daily Beast]
  • Which one of the 12 types of Internet commenters you meet online are you? [The Gloss]
  • Riley Keough — aka Elvis’ 22-year-old granddaughter and Lisa Marie Presley’s kid — is engaged to Alex Pettyfer. [US Weekly] 
  • Jessica Biel used to play “sex with Barbies.” Didn’t we all? [Styleite]
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Evening Quickies: “Undateable” Pippa Middleton Will Die Alone, Then Be Eaten By Cats

Jessica WakemanDecember 28, 2011 //
Pippa Got Dumped
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Her boyfriend Alex Loudon was sick of her newfound fame. Read More »
The Pippa Buttlift
Pippa Middleton butt photo
The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
Harry Gropes Pippa
Prince Harry Pippa Middleton butt grope photo
Prince Harry gets handsy with the world's most famous butt. Read More »
Pippa Middleton photo
  • Pippa Middleton, she of the world-famous derriere, fears she is “undateable” because of the media circus surrounding her every move. Pippa wants to get married and have children, but “she’s starting to wonder if she’ll ever find her Prince Charming.” Also, she has been a guest at seven weddings this year, which everyone knows is the worst. [New York Post]
  • Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are on Hef’s side over the dispute about whether he gets to keep the puppy that his ex-fiance Crystal Harris so badly wants. [US Weekly]
  • Lindsay Lohan is hosting a “New Year’s boat party in Dubai” because whereelse would she be? [The Superficial] Keep reading »

Prince Harry Cops A Feel Of Pippa Middleton’s Butt

Jessica WakemanNovember 17, 2011 //
Prince Harry Pippa Middleton butt grope photo

There’s a new fantasy image to add to the spank bank: Prince Harry groping Pippa Middleton’s famous derriére! While their older sibs are off being royal and stuff, Prince Hot Ginge goes in for an ample squeeze of the glorious Middleton tuchus. Unfortunately this pic is staged by lookalike models posing for photographer Alison Jackson. She also has a great staged images of postcoital “Pippa” in “Prince Harry”‘s military jacket, at the link. Sigh. When is Hot Ginge going to grope my booty? [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Pippa Middleton Got Dumped!

Jessica WakemanNovember 14, 2011 //
Who Is Alex Loudon?
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Pippa's beau is a former cricket star. Read More »
Patti Matches Pippa
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Who would "The Millionaire Matchmaker" set her up with? Read More »
The Pippa Buttlift
Pippa Middleton butt photo
The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
Kate's Preggo Rumors
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Kate declined to eat peanuts and now everyone thinks she's knocked up. Read More »
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  • Pippa Middleton has been dumped by her boyfriend, cricket player Alex Loudon, allegedly because he’s sick of the “circus” surrounding her and being trailed by paparazzi. A “friend” also says that Alex’s old money family didn’t think Pippa was “wife material.” And here’s another lovely quote from a “friend”: “Alex was always the one in control. Now he’s seen as little more than Pippa’s appendage and really, what man could cope with that?”  Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet, Pippa! [Daily Mail UK]
  • Justin Timberlake made good on his promise this weekend to attend the Marine Corps Service Ball. His date was 23-year-old Kelsey De Santis, who invited him over the summer via YouTube video. [People]
  • Jennifer Lopez is back to dating backup dancers: this time his name is Casper Smart and he was in “Step Up 3D.” [RadarOnline] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Kate & Pippa Middleton Are Now Creepy Action Figures

Jessica WakemanNovember 8, 2011 //
Pregnancy Rumor
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Calm down, Kate Middleton is not pregnant, people. Read More »
The Pippa Buttlift
Pippa Middleton butt photo
The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
Kate "Thinspiration"
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Kate Middleton is "thinspiration" on pro-anorexia web sites. Read More »
A Pippa TV Show?
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You know that people would watch it. Read More »
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  • Kate Middleton and little sis Pippa are now creepy (and expensive) action figures. However, I don’t think G.I. Joe is going to be too picky. [US Weekly]
  • Chelsea Handler and hotelier Andre Balazs are dunzo. Chelsea, call me! [New York Post]
  • How the Victoria’s Secret idea of “sexy” has evolved over time. [TrésSugar]
  • J.Crew’s creative director Jenna Lyons is selling her $3.5 million Brooklyn townhouse. Amelia will be moving in to back in her essence just as soon as she scrounges up $3.5 million. [I'll be setting up a PayPal so y'all can donate to the cause. -- Editor] [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Pippa Middleton Slammed For “Cashing In” With Book Deal

Jessica WakemanNovember 4, 2011 //
Book Deal Deets
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Party girl Pippa has been hired to write a book on party planning. Read More »
A Pippa TV Show?
pippa middleton photo
You know that people would watch it. Read More »
The Pippa Buttlift
Pippa Middleton butt photo
The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
Bra Pics Afloat
pippa middleton bra photo
Poor Pippa has pics of herself in a bra floating around the Web. Read More »
Pippa Middleton photo
  • $1.5 million does seem like an awful lot of money for a book about party-planning, especially in this economy. Do you think Pippa Middleton is grossly cashing in on her newfound fame? Or is she allowed to make bank on a book deal because she is famous now? [Us Weekly]
  • Justin Bieber says he has “never met” Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California woman who filed a paternity lawsuit against him to prove he is the father of her three-month-old son. “I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim,” Biebs said, which is such a great way to look at it. [People]
  • Lady Gaga is launching a non-profit anti-bullying foundation to promote “bravery and kindness” called Born This Way. LOVE HER. [NYmag.com] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Pippa Middleton Has A Book Deal

Jessica WakemanNovember 1, 2011 //
Bra Pics Afloat
pippa middleton bra photo
Poor Pippa has pics of herself in a bra floating around the Web. Read More »
The Pippa Buttlift
Pippa Middleton butt photo
The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
A Pippa TV Show?
pippa middleton photo
You know that people would watch it. Read More »
No-donkadonk
pippa middleton butt photo
Quelle scandale! Was Pippa's booty padded at the royal wedding? Read More »
Pippa Middleton photo
  • Pippa Middleton is about to sign a $1.6 million book deal, which hopefully will pull that poor, beleaguered Middleton family out of poverty. Topics to be covered: her butt, her famous sister, making dirty sweet monkey love with Prince Hot Ginge. Just kidding. Pippa’s book will be about the decidedly more meh topic of party planning. [TresSugar] 
  • Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s mother, Dorothy Rodham, has died at age 92. [People]
  • Hugh Grant is the father of a baby girl born in October. According to a statement from his rep: “I can confirm that Hugh Grant is the delighted father of a baby girl. He and the mother had a fleeting affair and while this was not planned, Hugh could not be happier or more supportive.  He and the mother have discussed everything and are on very friendly terms.” Does anyone else think we need to bring back the phrase “fleeting affair”? [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Kate & Pippa Middleton Get An “E! True Hollywood Story”

Jessica WakemanOctober 10, 2011 //
What Kate Should Wear
Kate Middleton style
Kate Middleton's princess style is a little "mumsy," don't you think? 8 Photos »
I Want To Be A Princess
Disneyland photo
This woman auditioned to be a princess at Disneyland. Read More »
Pippa's Posterior
How did one woman's butt get world famous? Read More »
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Kate and Pippa Middleton are getting their own “E! True Hollywood Story,” airing Wednesday night at 10:00 p.m. EST, proving that there’s always (always) an appetite for Middleton sisters’ gossip. The hour-long episode features dish from “from school friends, neighbors and journalists who have followed the Middleton’s throughout the years.” Keep reading »

The “Pippa Butt Lift” Is The New Plastic Surgery Craze

Jessica WakemanSeptember 28, 2011 //
Pippa's Posterior
Where the trend started. Read More »
Botched Surgery
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When going under the knife goes wrong. 6 Photos »
Vandalism!
Pippa's posterior leads to trouble. Read More »
Pippa Middleton butt photo

Finally, something to do with all that excess fat on your stomach: redirect it to your ass for “the Pippa butt lift.”

Plastic surgery clients now want to emulate the most overrated white girl booty in the world — that of Pippa Middleton, royal maid of honor and scene stealer. “Good Morning America” talked to Miami single mom Christina Valdez, who envied Pippa’s petite waist and poppin’ booty so badly that she went under the knife.

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