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Evening Quickies: Pippa Middleton Has A Book Deal

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Poor Pippa has pics of herself in a bra floating around the Web. Read More »
The Pippa Buttlift
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The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
A Pippa TV Show?
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Quelle scandale! Was Pippa's booty padded at the royal wedding? Read More »
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  • Pippa Middleton is about to sign a $1.6 million book deal, which hopefully will pull that poor, beleaguered Middleton family out of poverty. Topics to be covered: her butt, her famous sister, making dirty sweet monkey love with Prince Hot Ginge. Just kidding. Pippa’s book will be about the decidedly more meh topic of party planning. [TresSugar
  • Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s mother, Dorothy Rodham, has died at age 92. [People]
  • Hugh Grant is the father of a baby girl born in October. According to a statement from his rep: “I can confirm that Hugh Grant is the delighted father of a baby girl. He and the mother had a fleeting affair and while this was not planned, Hugh could not be happier or more supportive.  He and the mother have discussed everything and are on very friendly terms.” Does anyone else think we need to bring back the phrase “fleeting affair”? [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Kate & Pippa Middleton Get An “E! True Hollywood Story”

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Kate and Pippa Middleton are getting their own “E! True Hollywood Story,” airing Wednesday night at 10:00 p.m. EST, proving that there’s always (always) an appetite for Middleton sisters’ gossip. The hour-long episode features dish from “from school friends, neighbors and journalists who have followed the Middleton’s throughout the years.” Keep reading »

The “Pippa Butt Lift” Is The New Plastic Surgery Craze

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Finally, something to do with all that excess fat on your stomach: redirect it to your ass for “the Pippa butt lift.”

Plastic surgery clients now want to emulate the most overrated white girl booty in the world — that of Pippa Middleton, royal maid of honor and scene stealer. “Good Morning America” talked to Miami single mom Christina Valdez, who envied Pippa’s petite waist and poppin’ booty so badly that she went under the knife.

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Are White Bridesmaid Dresses A Thing Now?

A few years back, one of my friends was having a hard time with the fact that her younger sister was getting married. She felt self-conscious about being dateless to the big event, and so anguished about buying a hot dress to wear. When she emailed me a photo of a dress she finally felt good about, I gasped. It was white and strapless. How do I tell her that it is totally inappropriate to wear white since that, duh, is the color her sister will be wearing? I thought. In the end, I told her it was lovely but suggested that she talk to her sister about it as soon as possible. Her sister flipped. A fight ensued.

So I’m very surprised that recently, two very high profile brides have chosen to put their maids of honor in white. Keep reading »

New Plastic Surgery Trend: The “Pippa Butt Lift”

Forget Kim Kardashian’s butt: This year, it’s all about Pippa Middleton’s rear. “The latest craze here in the US and all over the world is to get the Pippa Butt Lift,” a Miami plastic surgeon tells the Telegraph, declaring Pippa the “new queen of booty.” The craze started, of course, after the royal wedding when Pippa’s butt gained its own following. The surgeon explains that while the derrieres of Kardashian and others like Jennifer Lopez have also become famous, they are “a bit too big” for many women. Pippa’s behind, on the other hand, is just right. Read more… Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Was Pippa Middleton’s Butt Padded At The Royal Wedding?

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  • Vicious gossips say Pippa Middleton’s butt was padded at Kate Middleton’s wedding. Pilates? Feh! [Jezebel]
  • Just in case you thought Ronnie and Sammi might have matured a bit: the previews of tonight’s “Jersey Shore” reveal — surprise! — they’re fighting like (drunk) cats and dogs in Italy as well. [US Weekly]
  • It’s a “Mad Men”-inspired summer reading list! [AMCTV.com]
  • “True Blood”‘s Sam Trammell and his girlfriend, actress Missy Yaeger, gave birth to twin boys earlier this month. Mazel tov! [Celebitchy]

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Pippa Middleton Is “Royal Mocha”

According to a new poll in the UK, Pippa Middleton’s posterior isn’t the only thing in high demand. Women are also after her skin color, which a tanning guru dubbed “Royal Mocha.” Sixty percent of the 2,000 women surveyed found Pippa’s gorgeous glow to be the most sought-after skin tone. Other celebrity tans in the running were Cheryl Cole’s “Cappuccino,” Katie Price’s “Pecan,” and Kerry Katona’s “Karrot.” Do I smell a line of offensive self-tanners in the works? But more importantly, should I be offended that Ami Angelowicz’s “Pasty Blogger” didn’t make the cut? At least I will be wrinkle-free for many years to come. Take that, Pippa. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

“Crazy About Pippa”: Pippa Middleton And Her Butt To Get Their Own TLC Special

Is Pippa Middleton interesting enough to warrant her own hour-long TLC special? Someone thinks so! “Crazy About Pippa” will air August 9th at 9 p.m. (EST) and will dish about all fascinating things Pippa-related: her famous sister, her famous sister, her famous sister, and oh yeah, her butt. Pippa is well-dressed, rich, pretty, and posed for a couple of ill-advised boobie pics. What more is there to know about Britain’s “most eligible bachelorette” that has not already been addressed ad nauseum since she rocketed to universal fame three months ago? Guess we’ll find out. Honestly, unless there’s some dirt on a Prince Hot Ginge hookup, I’ll pass on this one. [The Hollywood Reporter] Keep reading »

Pippa, Hadley & Arlo: The Hottest Baby Names Of 2011

Every year, celebrity baby name website Nameberry.com declares the hottest baby names of that year. The list is based on an analysis of the most searched names, particularly those which saw a strong and sudden increase over the last six months. This year, Nameberry says, the list was “driven by unexpected celebrities, rediscovered classics, and the year’s most compelling events.” So, which names made the list? Let’s find out. Keep reading »

Pippa Middleton’s Butt Depicted In Crumpets

Getting a tattoo as an homage to your favorite celeb is so 2010. The hot new thing to do is recreate that celeb’s rear end in crumpets. Fifteen thousand crumpets and the manpower from 12 dedicated crumpet-ers honored Pippa Middleton, depicted in her bridesmaid’s gown. Artist Laura Hadland used over 100 jars of Marmite and jam in her ode to Pippa’s patoot after the world’s most famous sister-in-law won a Beefeater Grill contest of women whom Brits would most like to “wake up to breakfast with.”

All I can say is … what a waste of food. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

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