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Georgia Jail Thinks Pink Is For Prisoners

Ben Hill County Jail in Georgia will be undergoing some pretty severe interior decoration soon. So, why do we care? The whole jail will be painted Pepto-Bismol pink on the inside and re-refurbished in the girly hue: pink walls, pink shower curtains, pink bed sheets, pink blankets, even pink handcuffs. I wonder how much that is costing taxpayers.

But why a loud Pepto-Bismol pink, of all colors? Are they trying to torture these prisoners? No, they’re trying to shame them. Because, you know, pink is a feminine color. There is no punishment worse than making a man be the slightest bit feminine, apparently. Keep reading »

The Fashion Peacekeepers: Pink

Sometimes we feel like Us Weekly‘s “The Fashion Police” and other similar style critics can be a tad harsh. Also, they tend to have these really boring, conservative styles and we have to wonder what their real fashion credentials are. (Case in point: US Weekly‘s “Top Cops” include random comedian Stefanie Novik and Chet Cannon of “The Real World, Brooklyn.” When did they ever go to design school!?) The Fashion Peacekeepers are here to say, hey, can’t everyone’s styles just get along?

Pink has a fierce new trapeze act in her new show (here in L.A.), and, on one hand, she is simply attempting to rock a trend that is so hot right now: After all, celebs just love to wear pasties! Rihanna does a great job with her Nippies, but as much as we look at the positives here, we’re afraid we just can’t help you out Pink. If you get arrested, don’t come crying to us to bail you out. (Oh wait, here’s another look on the bright side: By outfitting your own breast with a heart shape, you’ve saved us precious minutes in the day so we don’t have to Photoshop one on top of this pic. Thanks!) Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Nice Camel Toe, Pink

I like Pink, but this outfit is freaky, and I don’t mean that in a good way. The whole things just screams: “Look at my camel toe, people! My ace bandaged, glittery camel toe!” That is not a message that I want my clothes to telegraph. But maybe that’s why I’m not on the stage like a rock star, no? It’s kind of Cirque de Soleil meets “The Fifth Element.” It is also totally hideous. If you would like to check out a more up-close-and-personal shot of this business, dare to look after the jump. [Drunken Stepfather] Keep reading »

Poll: Can Guys Pull Off Hot Pink?

What do you think—can all guys pull off hot pink?

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Quick Pic: Carey Hart Takes Pink For A Ride

The happily remarried couple is still livin’ it up down under. They biked through a park together today and it seems the only thing still patchy about the pair is Carey’s facial hair. [Sydney, Australia, 6/2/09] Keep reading »

Pink And Carey Hart Are Back Together. “So What” And Other Break-Up-To-Make-Up Songs.

Ain’t love grand? Even though Pink wrote an entire album about her split from motorcross bad ass Carey Hart, and even dissed him to his face in her “So What” video, the pair is now happily back together and even renewed their vows in Australia this week. Pink is on tour promoting Funhouse, i.e. the breakup record. “It’s funny to sing those songs now,” says Pink. “He’s in the audience, so when I sing ‘He’s a tool,’ now that’s my favorite line. I’m like, ‘Hi honey, that’s you!’” Awkward.

Oh, but Pink isn’t the only rock star to totally diss a former lovah in a song, only to take their ex back. It’s as if money, power, readily available groupies, and an entire world cheering their empowerment on isn’t enough. After the jump, the most egregious examples. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jesus Luz IS Marrying Madonna

  • Jesus Luz’s father told a Brazilian magazine that his son is marrying Madonna. [Dlisted] — I don’t expect this marriage to last longer than a year — long enough for him to make a name for himself, other than being Madge’s arm candy.
  • Shannen Doherty is being accused of breaking up the marriage of current boyfriend Kurt Iswarienko and his ex-wife Taryn Band. [Perez Hilton]
  • Rebecca Romijn opened up to InStyle about motherhood. “Being a mom makes me feel whole and like I understand the meaning of life.” [People]
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    Quickies!: Pink Isn’t Bisexual, Damn It!

  • Pink denies she told a tabloid she was “not embarrassed about being bisexual.” She twittered: “I just read that I’m bisexual. So 1991. Good thing people write articles about me so I can get my facts [straight].” [Pop Eater]
  • White Stripes drummer Meg White will marry Jackson Smith, son of Patti Smith, on May 22. Trent Reznor is marrying Mariqueen Maandig of the band West Indian Girl. [Pitchfork]
  • Denise Richards completely mangled “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at a recent Chicago Cubs game. [Asylum]
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    Quick Pic: Who Is Pink Flipping Off?

    A) Britney Spears, Madonna, Xtina, and other pop stars with circus-themed tours
    B) Suzanne Somers and her abs of steel
    C) On/off-again husband Carey Hart
    D) Yo momma

    [Liverpool, UK, 4/29/09]

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    Quick Pic: Pink Shakes A Tail Feather

    [Manchester, England, 4/26/09]
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