Ximena Sarinana Mediocre
The Mexican actress is from cinematic royalty, but with this album she truly makes a name for herself. Like a Latina Fiona Apple, her album of jazzy, seductive grinds translates even though it’s in Spanish.
Here’s a free bit of advice: Never start a sentence with “Not to be sexist but…” unless you’re warning someone in advance that you’re about to say some sexist bullshit so they can plug their ears. …
Also, Calvin Harris is mad that people are saying a handjob broke up him and Taylor Swift.
She can sing? Who knew. …
It’s not enough to just iron your man’s shirts, you must also be “joyously” sexually available to him at all times.