Men just love the booty.  (Who can blame them?)  So while we ladies have been doing everything we can to draw attention to our assets by wagging them on the dance floor, bending over, slipping them into tight jeans, and even sporting the occasional panty that shows off our butt cleavage, there’s a new permanent attention grabber causing a commotion on the market: butt crack jewelry. At piercing parlors around the country, both men and women have been getting their booty cleave surface pierced. Basically, the finished piercing looks just like a belly button barbell for your flipside. Unlike Steve-O’s “Jackass” (no pun intended) stunt where he painfully pierced both his cheeks together, the tushie cleavage barbell is just the cherry on top of the split.  And it’s a hit, according to this poll, which gave it a 63% vote of hotness! While it takes a special kind of lady to bravely let someone poke their butt, it’s going to take an even more courageous gal to explain herself at an airport security metal detector. [Trend Hunter]

Grace Kelly’s son, the playboy Prince Albert of Monaco, is finally engaged! While the significance of him producing an heir is important to Europe, we here at The Frisky are interested in talking about the other historically significant Prince Albert—the penis piercing. All the meaty details, after the jump…