Posts tagged "pickup lines"

10 Math-Inspired Pickup Lines In Honor Of Pi Day!

Today is March 14th, Pi Day, and in honor of this nerdiest of holidays, we thought we’d help you infuse some math swagger into your flirting game. Because come on, what is sexier than math? Nothing. Nothing is sexier than math. Here are 10 pickup lines sure to charm your way into a hot date,…

13 Of Our Favorite #NSAPickupLines

Leave it to the American public to turn invasion of privacy into satire. Since The Wall Street Journal  ran a story last week about how the NSA occasionally uses its eavesdropping power to spy on love interests (spycraft label: LOVEINT), #NSAPickupLines have been sweeping Twitter. Obviously, we had to roundup some of the best ones after the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 27, 2013

The Pickup Lines Men Use On Women Are Nothing Compared To The Ones They Use On Each Other

Women, you’ve probably heard at least one (but probably a lot more) cheesy-ass, horrible, insulting pickup lines in your life. My all time least favorite being: “Come on baby, whip your pussy out!” Yes, a man said that to a woman walking down the street. He might have been drunk and wearing a jacket made…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 14, 2013

12 Totally Cheesy Halloween Pickup Lines

With all the candy, costumes and wild parties, Halloween is the perfect holiday to trick-or-treat for hookups. We say, capitalize on the cheesiness of the holiday and test out so totally lame pickup lines. Worst comes to worst, the person who rejects you will never know what you really look like. They’ll just remember you…

By: The Frisky / October 16, 2012

Almie Rose Presents Mitt Romney-Inspired Pick-Up Lines

I think Mitt Romney is my favorite reality show of all time. He just keeps the gaffes coming. The joy (and horror) in Romney’s campaign relies on his bizarre verbal blunders, and thanks to his campaign’s Twitter, the gold keeps coming. Check out this video where I turn some of Romney’s classic lines from hi…

By: Almie Rose / September 19, 2012

23 Kentucky Derby-Inspired Pickup Lines

Ever wonder how to hit on someone at The Kentucky Derby? These pickup lines are a safe bet:

1. I’m like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

2. Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?

3. I’ll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

By: Emily Winter & JK Payne / May 5, 2012

18 “Hunger Games”-Inspired Pickup Lines

“The Hunger Games” have officially begun in theaters! GAH! Let’s celebrate with some pickup lines from Panem…

By: Emily Winter / March 23, 2012

Are Silly Bandz The New Pickup Line?

Silly Bandz. Where do I even start? Where did they come from? How did they become popular? What’s the point of them? I don’t get it. They’re annoying. But hey, kids will be kids. And part of being a kid is hopping on the “silly trends” train. Yes, I had slap bracelets in 1990. But…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 1, 2010

10 Pickup Lines For President Obama

Luann Haley, a single mother and bill collector, is seriously regretting opening her mouth last night. Haley tried to hit on President Obama in Buffalo, saying, “You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body.” Oh my. That’s really, really embarrassing. Luann claims she was “just trying to be funny.” We hope she learned her lesson.

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 14, 2010

The Sexiest Lines According To Men

I was perusing Men’s Health this morning, seeing what words of wisdom it was doling out to its readers these days when I found something that may actually be of more “help” to a female audience. The article, called “Sexy Things Women Have Told Men’s Health Readers,” may give us ladies some insight into what…

By: Wendy Atterberry / April 1, 2010

Two Great Tastes That Go Great Together: Tina Fey Does Tracy Morgan

What more could you ask for? Tina Fey does her Tracy Morgan imitation for David Letterman. Morgan’s got alll the great pickup lines for the ladies, apparently. [Inside TV]…

By: Susannah Breslin / March 29, 2010

The Top 20 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

The other day, Wendy asked you, our readers, to share the worst pick-up lines that you’ve ever heard. And, ladies, you’ve heard some real doozies! Check out our favorites after the jump.

By: Susannah Breslin / December 9, 2009

What’s The Worst Pick-Up Line You’ve Ever Heard?

Last night, after I had dinner with a girlfriend, we weren’t quite ready to go home yet, so we stopped by a bar a few blocks down the street for a beer. The place was pretty crowded and we grabbed the last two seats at the bar. Just as we were sitting down, some guy…

By: Wendy Atterberry / December 4, 2009

Quotable: Selita Ebanks Appreciates A Semi-Racist Pick-Up Line

“These guys, they’re just never gonna learn. Well, there’s this funny one. People might think this is a bit racist, but it’s funny. I was in Atlanta, I’m at the bar, and there’s a white gentleman there and he says to me, ‘How you doin’, baby girl, how you doin’? And you know, he’s aggressive,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 21, 2009

Friday Quickies!

There’s a website devoted to talking about your overweight spouse. [Tango]
Do you prefer a guy who’s OCD about keeping his apartment clean or who gets dressed by picking up a shirt off the floor? [DearSugar]
Have you taken nudie pics of yourself? We haven’t…yet. [Daily Bedpost]
OMG, caffeinated cookie recipe. [College Candy]
How to…

By: The Frisky / May 30, 2008

Pick Up An Austrian

Out-of-towners visiting Austria for the Euro 2008 soccer competition will receive a free guide, which includes a few essential phrases (i.e., Do you have a sliced sugared pancake with plum compote?). I guess flirting with locals was deemed essential, because the books a phrase for picking up members of the opposite sex: “Servas, fesche Katz.”…

By: Catherine Strawn / May 19, 2008

What’s The Worst Pickup Technique A Guy’s Attempted To Use On You?

I was at a bar this weekend, hanging out with some friends, when a guy came over to me. He began by telling me he was thinking about opening a bar, then preceded to ask me tons of questions, like what I thought made a successful place and whether having Guitar Hero would be a…

By: Catherine Strawn / April 28, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Bad Pickup Lines, Sex Stress In Greece, And The Cost Of Dating

Time Out Chicago shares a bunch of pickup lines actually used in bars around the city. Our favorite is: “You’re a total Visa, baby. You’re everywhere I want to be.” Ugh. [Time Out Chicago]
Eighty percent of the men who called a sex helpline in Tessaloniki, Greece, did so because they were stressed about their…

By: Catherine Strawn / February 12, 2008