Posts tagged "pickup lines"

10 Math-Inspired Pickup Lines In Honor Of Pi Day!

Today is March 14th, Pi Day, and in honor of this nerdiest of holidays, we thought we’d help you infuse some math swagger into your flirting game. Because come on,…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger & Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 14, 2015 - 2:00 pm

13 Of Our Favorite #NSAPickupLines

Leave it to the American public to turn invasion of privacy into satire. Since The Wall Street Journal  ran a story last week about how the NSA occasionally uses its eavesdropping power…

Ami Angelowicz | August 27, 2013 - 2:00 pm

The Pickup Lines Men Use On Women Are Nothing Compared To The Ones They Use On Each Other

Women, you’ve probably heard at least one (but probably a lot more) cheesy-ass, horrible, insulting pickup lines in your life. My all time least favorite being: “Come on baby, whip…

Ami Angelowicz | August 14, 2013 - 4:30 pm

12 Totally Cheesy Halloween Pickup Lines

With all the candy, costumes and wild parties, Halloween is the perfect holiday to trick-or-treat for hookups. We say, capitalize on the cheesiness of the holiday and test out so…

The Frisky | October 16, 2012 - 11:00 am

Almie Rose Presents Mitt Romney-Inspired Pick-Up Lines

I think Mitt Romney is my favorite reality show of all time. He just keeps the gaffes coming. The joy (and horror) in Romney’s campaign relies on his bizarre verbal…

Almie Rose | September 19, 2012 - 3:00 pm

23 Kentucky Derby-Inspired Pickup Lines

Ever wonder how to hit on someone at The Kentucky Derby? These pickup lines are a safe bet:

1. I’m like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2…

Emily Winter & JK Payne | May 5, 2012 - 12:00 pm

18 “Hunger Games”-Inspired Pickup Lines

“The Hunger Games” have officially begun in theaters! GAH! Let’s celebrate with some pickup lines from Panem…

Emily Winter | March 23, 2012 - 9:00 am

Are Silly Bandz The New Pickup Line?

Silly Bandz. Where do I even start? Where did they come from? How did they become popular? What’s the point of them? I don’t get it. They’re annoying. But hey,…

Ami Angelowicz | October 1, 2010 - 5:45 pm

10 Pickup Lines For President Obama

Luann Haley, a single mother and bill collector, is seriously regretting opening her mouth last night. Haley tried to hit on President Obama in Buffalo, saying, “You’re a hottie with…

Ami Angelowicz | May 14, 2010 - 3:10 pm

The Sexiest Lines According To Men

I was perusing Men’s Health this morning, seeing what words of wisdom it was doling out to its readers these days when I found something that may actually be of…

Wendy Atterberry | April 1, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Two Great Tastes That Go Great Together: Tina Fey Does Tracy Morgan

What more could you ask for? Tina Fey does her Tracy Morgan imitation for David Letterman. Morgan’s got alll the great pickup lines for the ladies, apparently. [Inside

Susannah Breslin | March 29, 2010 - 1:30 pm

The Top 20 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

The other day, Wendy asked you, our readers, to share the worst pick-up lines that you’ve ever heard. And, ladies, you’ve heard some real doozies! Check out our favorites after…

Susannah Breslin | December 9, 2009 - 1:30 pm

What’s The Worst Pick-Up Line You’ve Ever Heard?

Last night, after I had dinner with a girlfriend, we weren’t quite ready to go home yet, so we stopped by a bar a few blocks down the street for…

Wendy Atterberry | December 4, 2009 - 1:50 pm

Quotable: Selita Ebanks Appreciates A Semi-Racist Pick-Up Line

“These guys, they’re just never gonna learn. Well, there’s this funny one. People might think this is a bit racist, but it’s funny. I was in Atlanta, I’m at the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 21, 2009 - 7:00 pm

Friday Quickies!

There’s a website devoted to talking about your overweight spouse. [Tango]
Do you prefer a guy who’s OCD about keeping his apartment clean or who gets dressed by picking up…

The Frisky | May 30, 2008 - 8:30 pm

Pick Up An Austrian

Out-of-towners visiting Austria for the Euro 2008 soccer competition will receive a free guide, which includes a few essential phrases (i.e., Do you have a sliced sugared pancake with plum…

Catherine Strawn | May 19, 2008 - 7:00 pm

What’s The Worst Pickup Technique A Guy’s Attempted To Use On You?

I was at a bar this weekend, hanging out with some friends, when a guy came over to me. He began by telling me he was thinking about opening a…

Catherine Strawn | April 28, 2008 - 5:00 pm

The Daily Squeeze: Bad Pickup Lines, Sex Stress In Greece, And The Cost Of Dating

Time Out Chicago shares a bunch of pickup lines actually used in bars around the city. Our favorite is: “You’re a total Visa, baby. You’re everywhere I want to be.”…

Catherine Strawn | February 12, 2008 - 3:06 pm