Ever wonder how to hit on someone at The Kentucky Derby? These pickup lines are a safe bet:
1. I’m like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.
2. Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?
3. I’ll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat. Keep reading »
“The Hunger Games” have officially begun in theaters! GAH! Let’s celebrate with some pickup lines from Panem… Keep reading »
Silly Bandz. Where do I even start? Where did they come from? How did they become popular? What’s the point of them? I don’t get it. They’re annoying. But hey, kids will be kids. And part of being a kid is hopping on the “silly trends” train. Yes, I had slap bracelets in 1990. But Silly Bandz for adult use? Hell no.
Apparently, Silly Bandz are a new flirtation trend for singles in bars and clubs. Keep reading »
Luann Haley, a single mother and bill collector, is seriously regretting opening her mouth last night. Haley tried to hit on President Obama in Buffalo, saying, “You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body.” Oh my. That’s really, really embarrassing. Luann claims she was “just trying to be funny.” We hope she learned her lesson. Don’t hit on Obama unless you have a great pickup line in your pocket. [Washington Post]
After the jump, ten pickup lines that may have fared better with our Commander-in-Chief. Keep reading »
I was perusing Men’s Health this morning, seeing what words of wisdom it was doling out to its readers these days when I found something that may actually be of more “help” to a female audience. The article, called “Sexy Things Women Have Told Men’s Health Readers,” may give us ladies some insight into what sorts of lines make an impact on the opposite sex. I, for one, am completely surprised by what some men consider “sexy.” Check out some of the more humorous entries after the jump.
What more could you ask for? Tina Fey does her Tracy Morgan imitation for David Letterman. Morgan’s got alll the great pickup lines for the ladies, apparently. [Inside TV] Keep reading »
The other day, Wendy asked you, our readers, to share the worst pick-up lines that you’ve ever heard. And, ladies, you’ve heard some real doozies! Check out our favorites after the jump. Keep reading »
Last night, after I had dinner with a girlfriend, we weren’t quite ready to go home yet, so we stopped by a bar a few blocks down the street for a beer. The place was pretty crowded and we grabbed the last two seats at the bar. Just as we were sitting down, some guy in a polo shirt and backwards baseball cap came running over and said, “Hey, ladies, I was saving those seats for a couple of friends of mine.” I shot him a nasty look, turned to my friend and said, “Let’s just get out of here.” I was already turned off by the numerous TV screens sportin’ football, and this d-bag pushed me over the edge. “Hey, hey, I was just kidding!” he said, suddenly aware that his “pick-up line” totally bombed. “But in all seriousness, folks, first beer’s on me.” And then, before we could even respond — or order that first beer — he disappeared into the crowd never to be seen again. That was bad, but I’m sure some of you can top it. So, spill it, readers! What are some of the worst pick-up lines you’ve ever gotten? Keep reading »
“These guys, they’re just never gonna learn. Well, there’s this funny one. People might think this is a bit racist, but it’s funny. I was in Atlanta, I’m at the bar, and there’s a white gentleman there and he says to me, ‘How you doin’, baby girl, how you doin’? And you know, he’s aggressive, so I laughed a little bit. So he keeps going, and I had to say eventually that I wasn’t interested. And he goes, ‘Well, you know what they say. Once you go white, your credit goes right.’ He said it and I made him say it all night to the rest of the bar. But thank God my credit is already right, honey. I don’t need a man at all to do that.”
– Selita Ebanks on how a guy once tried to pick her up. Read other quotes from the Victoria’s Secret Angels here. Keep reading »
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