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I Think We All Need A Hugvie, The Vibrating Communication Pillow

Ami AngelowiczMay 25, 2012 //
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Um. Sold. And they only cost $60. I need a Hugvie, the vibrating communication pillow. You just put your cell phone in a pouch in its minimalist human form, cuddle it, and it vibrates to the rhythm of the voice of the person you’re talking to. “The two vibrators produce a throbbing sound like a heartbeat. That pulse can get faster or stronger, depending on the volume and tone of the caller’s voice,” said inventor Hiroshi Ishiguro. Sounds exciting. This may be the thing that gets me to start talking on the phone again.  [LA Weekly]

First Time For Everything: Phone Sex

adminSeptember 23, 2011 //

As I laid on the couch, having a very regular, very non-inspiring evening alone watching baseball, I got an onslaught of sexts from the woman I was dating. After a series of lewd and kind of hilarious d**k pics, she replied with what looked like a Vogue magazine worthy, very tasteful, classy black and white digital nude. I got harder than Chinese algebra. I went from zero to phone sex in a matter of seconds. I dialed my woman. It was the next logical step. Keep reading »

What Are The Weirdest Phone Sex Lines?

Susannah BreslinOctober 15, 2010 //

The Smoking Jacket has a pretty hilarious roundup of some of the strangest phone sex lines that you’ve (we assume) never heard of and (we hope) will never call. My favorite? Girls Farting Phonesex. That is the actual name of the service. “Yea, I know, It’s not normal for a girl to like to talk about something like a farting fetish, but who cares!” That comes from the associated blog. This makes me wonder what the girls have to do before they work a shift. Eat a lot of beans? Beano would not be a friend of the woman who farts into the phone for a living. Check out the rest at The Smoking Jacket. Keep reading »

Chad Ochocinco Feeds The Sex Workers Instead Of The Children

Ami AngelowiczOctober 1, 2010 //

Kroger grocery stores had to pull boxes of Chad Ochocinco’s charity cereal off the shelves this week when customers made an unsavory discovery. The hotline number printed on each box was supposed to connect them to an operator at Feed the Children, but instead it connected them to eager phone sex operators. Oopsie! A very exciting breakfast for some customers indeed! Chad naturally was very apologetic about the mistake, which the charity has taken responsibility for. He still has every intention of feeding the children. [LA Times] Keep reading »

Man Calls 9-1-1 With An Unsual “Emergency”

Wendy AtterberryNovember 13, 2009 //

What’s a man to do when he’s desperate for a little phone sex but his cell phone is out of minutes? Call 9-1-1, the number that’s always free, of course! Joshua Basso, a man from Tampa, said his cell phone ran out of minutes Wednesday, so he called 9-1-1 with an emergency of his own. When 9-1-1 operators hung up on him, he called back four times, hoping to find someone to have sex with him. Police tracked his call and arrested him at home 15 minutes after his last call. He remains in jail without bail. The upside is he’ll have better luck finding a sex partner behind bars. [via TampaBay.com]

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Must See TV: Tina Fey’s Chat Line Commerical

SimchaMarch 27, 2009 //

Last night on “30 Rock,” “Liz Lemon” aka Tina Faye Fey, had her dirty laundry aired. And by dirty laundry we mean a totally ‘90s phone sex commercial. I will never look at pizza the same way again! [NBC]

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Quickies!: Casey Anthony Admits Guilt

Annika HarrisMarch 24, 2009 //
  • Cops on the Caylee Anthony murder case have supposedly found a diary in which the tot’s mother Casey admits to killing her. [NationalEnquirer.com]
  • Spring rain showers don’t have to put a damper on your style. All you really need are a cute pair of weather-proof shoes and an umbrella, of course. [Refinery 29]
  • This writer has such a huge cop fetish that she started a blog about sexy law enforcement officers, called Hott Cops. But who exactly is this woman whose family doesn’t even know about her obsession? [Dumb As a Blog]

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    Quickies!: Kanye’s New Girl Amber Rose Was A Professional

    Annika HarrisFebruary 26, 2009 //
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  • Kanye West’s new girlfriend Amber Rose used to work a stripper pole before she started working him. Ha! Like they really have sex. [Media Takeout]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow said people hate on her website Goop because they just don’t get it. She’s right. I just don’t get why I’d want to take advice from a celebrity whose life (and bank account balance!) is completely different from mine. [Perez Hilton]
  • Warner Bros. has plans to remake “The Neverending Story.” Is nothing sacred? Although I want my childhood memories to remain as they are, I do think this story would benefit from advances in CGI technology. [Dlisted]

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    Phone Sex: In Living Color

    SimchaDecember 25, 2008 //

    Photographer Phillip Toledano has captured portraits of people who are usually heard and not seen. In his coffee table book “Phone Sex”, the people behind the dirty talk pose for their audience. And it’s stunning! Toledano shot them in their own homes and clothes — it’s these everyday women and yes, MEN, naturally sexy in their natural habitat. From a 60-year-old Ivy League grad to a ladies man who loves his chihuahua, it’s not what you’d expect from people who get others off for hours on end. Plus they also dish their professional secrets, from the saucy to the scary. It’s a real look at the smooth talkers behind all those jobs! [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

    Friday Quickies!

    Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 16, 2008 //
  • You know where you can find tons of women who love porn? A porn convention. [Asylum]
  • Phone sex: silly or sultry? [Shine!]
  • Barack and Michelle Obama — this generation’s JFK and Jackie? [Tango]
  • Addicted to a-holes, we’ve alllll been there. [College Candy]
  • How to handle wedding season (when you’re not getting married). [Dear Sugar]
  • The best aphrodisiacs (not just oysters and asparagus). [Divine Caroline]

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