Posts tagged "petitions"

Sign The Petition To Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” Our New National Anthem

“We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show,…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 7, 2013

The White House Is Sick Of Your Joke Petitions, Quadruples The Number Of Signatures Required For An Official Response

Attention, American public: The White House has seen your petitions about building a Death Starinvestigating the feasibility of building the Enterprise, and giving each state an official Pokémon. In one case they even responded in a particularly awesome way. But now they have another message for you: Cut it out, guys. It’s getting tired.

To that…

By: The Mary Sue / January 16, 2013

The Demand For A Real Life Death Star Is Remarkably High, Plus The “Man Of Steel” Trailer Debuts!

That petition demanding the U.S. government build a Death Star is actually getting a lot of signatures. [The FW]
The feminist “Walking Dead” fan in your life will be really happy if you get her this “Michonne: Impossible” T-shirt for Christmas. [The Mary Sue]
The first official trailer for “Man Of Steel”…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 12, 2012

Robert Pattinson Is A Worthy Cause, Say Petitioners

Back in March we told you Robert Pattinson has a problem with body odor. We took a lot of flack from his fans for that little mention in “Quickies,” even though we were reporting the truth. Well, now the fans are complaining about the hottie’s B.O. too. Eighty-nine people have signed the “Please Wash Your…

By: Annika Harris / June 23, 2009