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Pete Wentz Is Grateful For The Charlie Sheen Kerfuffle

“It’s like Ashlee’s been my best friend for five years … She’s the mother of my child. I have nothing but love and respect for her. Going through something like this isn’t easy, but we’re friends, and the most important thing is to put our son first … It’s hard to … maintain your private life. You want to do it, especially when there’s a kid involved. It’s like the one time on earth I’m like, ‘Thank god Charlie Sheen exists.’”

Pete Wentz on his very public divorce from Ashlee Simpson. See, everything does happen for a reason. Charlie Sheen is making Pete Wentz’s divorce easier by deflecting all the media attention from him. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Divorcing

Maybe they just didn’t want to buy each other Valentine’s Day gifts? Or maybe Pete wasn’t so into Ashlee’s new blonde pixie cut? Or maybe Ashlee is just following in her big sister’s footsteps. Whatever the reason, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are headed to divorce court. Ashlee has filed papers in Los Angelese, citing “irreconciliable differences” and seeking joint custody of two-year-old Bronx. This will end Ashlee and Pete’s two-and-a-half year marriage. These two have been fighting off divorce rumors since 2009, but it’s still sad, as they seemed like a pretty happy duo. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Pete Wentz Tries To Pretend He’s Not With Ashlee Simpson

As Ashlee Simpson became really excited at the US Open, her hubby, Pete Wentz, tried to pretend he wasn’t with her. He gave the crowd a blank stare while repeatedly thinking: “Please sit down. Please sit down. Don’t let them realize we’re together. I’d never let my hair look like that.” [NYC, 9/7/10] Keep reading »

Pete Wentz Needs A Makeunder Intervention

Why hello there, Pete Wentz, glad you’re here. We have something rather important to discuss with you. It has come to our attention that you’re wearing far too much makeup, even if your intention was to make it “pop” on the red carpet. In fact, we’ve tolerated your guyliner ways for a long time now, but when you show up to the party wearing more paint than your girl and your name is not David Bowie, then that’s when you know you need to shut it down, my friend. The heavy pancake foundation (in the wrong shade for your skin tone we might add), the extravagant eye makeup, the shimmery lip gloss — it’s all too much to take in. Now go get yourself some industrial-strength makeup remover and get the hell out of here. Keep reading »

File This Under “Stupid Things Only Men Do”

Pete Wentz got drunk last night, made a “gentleman’s bet” with his friend Gabriel Saporta (of Cobra Starship), lost, and then paid up, in the form of a TATTOO OF SAPORTA’S FACE on his arm leg. [DListed] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Bronx Mowgli Comes Out Of Hiding

Despite having two turds for parents, lil’ Bronx Mowgli Simpson-Wentz is awfully cute. [A Time For Heroes Celebrity Carnival, Los Angeles, 6/7/09] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Made Another Baby?

  • Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant with baby numero dos. [Dlisted] — Well, that’s one way to keep her and Pete Wentz together for a while longer.
  • Eminem said staying in touch with friend Elton John helped during the days after his rehab stint. [Perez Hilton] — You know, I still don’t get what Eminem brings to this friendship.
  • Police were called to Paris Hilton’s house for the second time this week because neighbors heard her yelling at Doug Reinhardt. And guess what she was yelling about? [TMZ]
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    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Hoping To Get Pregs

  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are supposedly actively trying to have a baby because there is no effing way Jess is letting Ashlee steal her thunder. [Perez Hilton]
  • Pete Wentz is so edgy. He tasted Momma Ashlee’s breast milk! Punk rock! [DListed]
  • John Mayer is THE WORST. He apparently hates Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. You know what I hate? Stupid fat lipped singers who hate dogs. [DListed]
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    The Greatest & Gayest Headlines Of 2008

    With the passing of Proposition 8, 2008 has left a bad taste in a lot of our mouths. But it would be sad to let a year full of PR triumphs for one of the hardest working and most outspoken communities slip by without acknowledging all the honors and milestones that have been achieved! So, forget the h8terade, from the death of “don’t ask, don’t tell” to the first openly gay prime time news anchor, there were a lot of wins to be proud of — just take a look at the long list of Great Gay Headlines In 2008! Keep reading »

    Can The Dog Whisperer Train Hemingway Simpson-Wentz?

    Everyone’s favorite wife banger, Pete Wentz, and his lovely spouse, Ashlee Simpson, are going to be on an upcoming episode of “The Dog Whisperer.” It’s clear from the preview above, taped before Bronx Mowgli’s arrival, that Ashlee is way worried that their bulldog Hemingway is going to hump her new baby to death. Will Cesar Millan’s techniques (which consist of making sounds like “psst!”, poking pups in the ribs, and teaching them to run on a treadmill) work so that the Simpson-Wentz family doesn’t have to send Hemingway away? Let’s hope! If not, I will take the little bugger. He’s cute. Keep reading »

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