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Land Yourself A Big Strapping Man With This Perfume

Leave it to a Harvard guy to figure out a way to market male attraction to women. That’s exactly what Ivy League grad Shaan Hathiramani and his team of “researchers” did by creating a new fragrance called Eau Flirt, which they claim will do all the work of attracting men. “We’ve also conducted kind of uh, clinical studies to figure out what get guys excited,” said Hathiramani. Apparently the answer is: pumpkin and lavender, two of the main notes of Eau Flirt. (We would have guessed beer, pizza, the smell of plastic packaging on a new Sony Playstation, etc.) Too bad Hathiramani didn’t spend as much time researching what attracts women to buying products; the package design and marketing for Eau Flirt are an Eau Disaster. Need more convincing? After the jump, see a “very scientific” example of how men seem to prefer Eau Flirt over Chanel No. 5. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Jimmy Fallon Is The Future Of Justin Bieber


I’m pretty sure Jimmy Fallon collaborates with Justin Bieber just so he can wear the fake Bieber hair. Watch his Present Bieber meets Future Bieber perfume ad to see the pair at work. Keep reading »

Quickies: Justin Bieber’s New Perfume Bottle Is Vaginal & Lenny Kravitz Cast In “The Hunger Games”

  • Oh my word. The top of Justin Bieber’s perfume bottle for Someday, his new women’s fragrance, looks like the lips of a vagina. Or a Georgia O’Keefe painting. [OK! Magazine]
  • Hollywood is remaking “Romeo & Juliet” again? At least we have hot Ed Westwick to look at this time — he’s playing cousin Tybalt. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Lady Gaga is building a house on Martha’s Vineyard, an island off the coast of Cape Cod where people like the late Jackie Onassis have/had homes. Who knew Gaga was a closet preppy? [ONTD]
  • Oops, the apocalypse is actually going to happen in October, everybody! Harold Camping, who was so right about the Rapture this weekend, decrees it so. [New York Times]

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A Rose By Any Other Name Would Not Smell As Sweet

One whiff of Andy Tauer’s scent creation, Incense Rose, and I knew I never wanted to smell like anything else. This perfume is a contradiction, contrasting the darkly seductive and masculine scent of incense with the feminine sensuality of rose. It contains notes of clementine, bergamot, Bulgarian rose, orris, cedarwood, incense, myrrh, patchouli, and amber. Just a tiny spritz will send you out into the world a sexy and mysterious creature.

[$117.40 Tauer Perfumes]

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Guy Makes Perfume Out Of His Own Poop

See this guy? Isn’t his expression just the definition of a s**t-eating grin? That’s because he’s invented a perfume. Made from human poop. His name is Jammie, and he was able to create a perfume distilled from his own fecal matter. He’s selling the perfume, dubbed Surplus, for around $75 dollars a pop. Keep reading »

Kirsten Dunst Poses Nakey With A Lion

Kirsten Dunst‘s new ad for Bulgari’s Mon Jasmir Noir perfume looks kinda like an outtake from “Marie Antoinette.” Only nuder and with a lion. [Sassy Bella] Keep reading »

Lady Gaga Clarifies That Her Perfume Actually Smells Like An Expensive Hooker

“No, no, no. Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker … I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that’s where [the rumors] came from and that is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like that.”

– Lady Gaga clarifies that despite reports that her signature perfume would smell like blood and man spunk, it will just have the feeling of those things and will really just smell like a high-class whore. And for those of you who are disappointed by this news, here’s something to make you feel better — the blood, er, essence was taken from Gaga herself. So there’s that. [Fashionista] Keep reading »

Natalie Portman’s Miss Dior Cherie Commercial Is Super-Cheesy

When I think of “Natalie Portman” or “Dior,” I don’t think “epic cheesiness.” But the creative director for Nat’s Miss Dior Cherie perfume commercial had a different thought process. Yikes, this is a little embarrassing. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Rihanna’s Arty Video For Reb’l Fleur Perfume Is Here

Rihanna has a fragrance and I have so many questions. Why does Reb’l Fleur have no “e” in it? What does Reb’l Fleur even mean? How much money did Rihanna spend on this bizarre video that sorta, kinda advertises her new perfume but mostly just showcases how pretty she is? And is it really “fruit-salad scented”? Really? [YouTube via Styleite] Keep reading »

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