What kind of evil overlords conspired to create this union — Perez Hilton and little terror Eden Wood? And how is it that Eden seems to be floating in space like that? Is that what happens when you get in Perez’s orbit?
Perez Hilton is on the shortlist of awful human beings that I don’t want exposed to my future children. So why, oh why would the kids’ channel Nickelodeon invite the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media to guest star on one of its shows? Perez announced that on Friday, August 27th, at 8 p.m., he’ll have a cameo on “Victorious,” the channel’s highest rated new TV show starring teen actress Victoria Justice. Excellent idea! Let’s expose all the tweens to the most sexist, nastiest gossip blogger out there and make him look “cool.” Keep reading »
Satisfied with the devil’s handiwork he accomplished with poor Miley, Perez Hilton has moved on to his next victim: Ke$ha. Perez just posted a nude photo of Ke$ha allegedly covered in, shall we say, ambrosia of man. I took out my spectacles and I don’t see a single thing on her: She just looks like her usual self, lying back and looking crunked. (We can’t/won’t link to the photo since, duh, we hate him. Also, we are using that blue-haired photo of him in perpetuity.)
Leave it to Perez and his super-sperm-eyes that can sense DNA on nubile young pop stars. (P.S. Thanks, John DeVore, for the dirty euphemisms!) Keep reading »
“The fact that Perez Hilton calls me ‘Saman’ — it’s the most homophobic thing ever. The perpetuation of [the idea that I’m] the man in the relationship! OK, yeah, my hair is short and I’m a DJ. But I’m a girl, I’m not a dude. I’m pretty feminine at the end of the day.”
– Samantha Ronson, one time girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan, on being called “SaMANtha” by that big idiot, openly gay blogger Perez Hilton. Speaking of being gay, Sam doesn’t actually identify as a lesbian, telling The Times UK, “I’m not gay! I’m an equal-opportunity player! I still go back and forth,” but that setting the record straight on her sexuality was the least of her concerns. [AfterEllen.com] Keep reading »
I’ve always found it odd that Perez Hilton considers a woman’s crotch to be so “offensive” — personally, I think his posting crotch shots and calling them offensive is what’s offensive. (So is drawing crude scribbles of penises ejaculating sperm on people’s faces, but that’s another post.) As if seeing a vagina would cause him to go blind. In any case, Pink did her thing on stage while performing in the U.K., her covered crotch made an appearance, and no one cared or lost their vision. [6/24/10] Keep reading »
A new week, a new Miley Cyrus crotch photo: that’s the world of Perez Hilton! The gossip blogger tweeted a photo of Miley performing yesterday at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto where a few inches of her inner thigh can be seen through above the crotch-fabric on her leotard. The photo isn’t scandalous in the least bit and you’ll feel dumb wasting five seconds of your life to look at it.
SHE HAS A VAGINA, PEREZ. Seriously, get over it! Keep reading »
Perez Hilton is furiously trying to backpedal and say it was fine for him to post an up-skirt photo of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus because she was wearing panties — but ABC is not having it. The station has pulled a rotating banner ad for “The View” from Perez’s blog. A source told MSNBC’s The Scoop blog, “It has to do with the morality of the issue. Miley is a minor, period. There are ethics involved in running an ad on a site that potentially violated the rights of a minor and that is what the conversation is about about a network level.” Will other advertisers follow ABC’s lead? Should they? [MSNBC] Keep reading »
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