Perez Vows To Be Nicer
Following a wake of suicides by gay teens, Perez vows to stop bullying. Read More »
Aww. That’s sweet! It almost makes you forget it’s Perez Hilton … nearly naked … in a bathtub. [Perez Hilton]
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Perez Hilton Adopted A Baby Boy, Hell Freezes Over
Perez Vows To Be Nicer
Following a wake of suicides by gay teens, Perez vows to stop bullying. Read More »
- Perez Hilton has a baby boy?!? The man who made his career on doodling cum drizzling out of Miley Cyrus’ mouth and posting up-skirt photos of her announced on his website he is now the father of “a beautiful and healthy baby boy.” Well, mazel tov. I hope the world is kinder to your little boy than you’ve been to half of Hollywood. [Perez Hilton]
- Steven Tyler was making out with 22-year-old Leven Rambin at an Oscars party. “I saw their tongues together,” said a source. I’m sorry for that mental image. [Perez Hilton]
- Britney Spears is supposedly “obsessed” with Scott Disick. Perhaps she thinks if she marries Lord Disick that will make her Lady Spears? [Gossip Cop]
- There’s a Pinterest wedding album for Ben and Leslie on “Parks ‘n Rec.” [Black Book Mag]
- Alicia Silverstone can’t resist the Lifetime original movie fever befalling Hollywood. [Deadline Hollywood] Keep reading »
Gravity And Good Taste Defied
"Toddlers & Tiaras" Terms
These terms have very different meanings on "Toddlers & Tiaras." 11 Photos »
What kind of evil overlords conspired to create this union — Perez Hilton and little terror Eden Wood? And how is it that Eden seems to be floating in space like that? Is that what happens when you get in Perez’s orbit?
Rihanna Spanks Perez Hilton In Her New Video For “S&M”
You don’t have to love S&M to love Rihanna‘s new music video for “S&M,” but it certainly helps! The pop princess’ ode to bondage, dominance and sadomasochism features bondage gear, pink latex, ball gags, and leather switches, and stars gossip blogger Perez Hilton lead around on a leash. (And yes, the fact that Perez Hilton gets a spanking in a video that arouses me is making my head explode.) The costumes, hair and makeup in “S&M” are incredible and it’s by far the sexiest “sexy” music video Rihanna’s ever put out. Obviously, Amelia wants me to get nothing accomplished for the rest of the day, so I’ll just … hit replay … and be .. right … back …. [Vevo via Popdust] Keep reading »
Quickies: Christina Aguilera Isn’t A Fan Of Perez Hilton & Nicki Minaj Makes Hip-Hop History
- Add Christina Aguilera to the list of people who hate Perez Hilton! [BuzzFeed]
- Courteney Cox and David Arquette have been separated for several months. [TMZ]
- Get the look of an off-duty model because they have personal style too, you know. [Refinery 29]
- Master the art of per-suede-sion with these suede boots perfect for fall weather. [The Fab Chick]
- Brett Favre may have sent photos to Playboy model and “sideline personality” Jenn Sterger in 2008. [Lemondrop]
Why Perez Hilton Should Not Be On Nickelodeon
Perez Hilton is on the shortlist of awful human beings that I don’t want exposed to my future children. So why, oh why would the kids’ channel Nickelodeon invite the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media to guest star on one of its shows? Perez announced that on Friday, August 27th, at 8 p.m., he’ll have a cameo on “Victorious,” the channel’s highest rated new TV show starring teen actress Victoria Justice. Excellent idea! Let’s expose all the tweens to the most sexist, nastiest gossip blogger out there and make him look “cool.” Keep reading »
Nude Photo Leaked Of Ke$ha Covered In, Um, Masculine Essence
Satisfied with the devil’s handiwork he accomplished with poor Miley, Perez Hilton has moved on to his next victim: Ke$ha. Perez just posted a nude photo of Ke$ha allegedly covered in, shall we say, ambrosia of man. I took out my spectacles and I don’t see a single thing on her: She just looks like her usual self, lying back and looking crunked. (We can’t/won’t link to the photo since, duh, we hate him. Also, we are using that blue-haired photo of him in perpetuity.)
Leave it to Perez and his super-sperm-eyes that can sense DNA on nubile young pop stars. (P.S. Thanks, John DeVore, for the dirty euphemisms!) Keep reading »
Quotable: Sam Ronson Isn’t Gay, Calls Perez Hilton “Homophobic”
“The fact that Perez Hilton calls me ‘Saman’ — it’s the most homophobic thing ever. The perpetuation of [the idea that I’m] the man in the relationship! OK, yeah, my hair is short and I’m a DJ. But I’m a girl, I’m not a dude. I’m pretty feminine at the end of the day.”
– Samantha Ronson, one time girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan, on being called “SaMANtha” by that big idiot, openly gay blogger Perez Hilton. Speaking of being gay, Sam doesn’t actually identify as a lesbian, telling The Times UK, “I’m not gay! I’m an equal-opportunity player! I still go back and forth,” but that setting the record straight on her sexuality was the least of her concerns. [AfterEllen.com] Keep reading »
Will Perez Hilton Be “Offended” By Pink’s Crotch?
I’ve always found it odd that Perez Hilton considers a woman’s crotch to be so “offensive” — personally, I think his posting crotch shots and calling them offensive is what’s offensive. (So is drawing crude scribbles of penises ejaculating sperm on people’s faces, but that’s another post.) As if seeing a vagina would cause him to go blind. In any case, Pink did her thing on stage while performing in the U.K., her covered crotch made an appearance, and no one cared or lost their vision. [6/24/10] Keep reading »
