Posts tagged "penises"

Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis

“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t sparkle in the sunlight, the whole idea was dead. … We did have people write in and tell us that Edward was bigger than that.”…

Susannah Breslin / July 6, 2010

10 Names For The Opposite Of An Erection

Over on Gawker, a commenter wondered what the opposite of an erection is. And that got me wondering, hey, what is the opposite of an erection called? To clarify, we’re not talking about a flaccid penis here. This is more like: If an erection says, “I have seen something that has given me an erection,”…

Susannah Breslin / May 24, 2010

Am I Allergic To His Penis?

Is it possible that my husband’s foreskin irritates me? I’ve only had sex with two men, and my husband is the uncircumcised one. After about five minutes, it feels like I’m being pulled and pinched inside. We’ve tried lubrication. Why would his uncircumcised penis cause me so much pain? Read more

The Stir / May 21, 2010

21 Nicknames Men Shouldn’t Give Their Johnsons

Here at The Frisky, we’re not too proud to think of nicknames for our genitals. In fact, we’ve even given you a list of approved nicknames for our vaginas. I mean, “penis” and “vagina.” So awkward to say, right? When it comes to johnsons, we may not know what we want to call it, but…

Susannah Breslin / May 20, 2010

Accidental Penis: Site Devoted To The Unintentionally Phallic

Got a bad case of the Mondays? I know what you need! You need the Accidental Penis. Accidental Penis, unlike the deliberate penis you were perhaps lucky enough to get over the weekend, is a Tumblr blog devoted to all things that unintentionally look like wangs. While these photos are pretty SFW, you may want…

Wendy Atterberry / May 17, 2010

Return Of The Penis Pants!

Remember those Isabel Mastache penis pants from Madrid fashion week I posted about yesterday? Well, now there’s video of the penis pants in action on the runway! Click through to witness one of the absolutely freakiest fashion shows to which I have ever born witness. (And, these days, that’s really saying something.) Do not watch…

Susannah Breslin / February 23, 2010

Trouser Snake On The Loose!

Answering the question “Is that a pair of penis pants, or are you just happy to see me?” has never been so confusing. For the full-frontal shot, click through. SFW-ish, unless you work in a factory where cloth weenises cause widespread bedlam.

Susannah Breslin / February 22, 2010

Dude With Biggest Penis In The World Is Unemployed


And you thought you had it hard in this economy. Not even Jonah Falcon, the man with the biggest penis in the world, can find a job. At 39, Falcon, whose penis is 13.5 inches long, is among the ranks of the unemployed. While he’s worked as a freelance journalist, his dream…

Susannah Breslin / January 11, 2010

Are You Going To Watch “Hung”?

This Sunday, June 28, at 10 p.m., HBO is premiering a new show, “Hung.” Guess what it’s about? A guy who turns to prostitution to make a living. Step aside, “Belle de Jour.” Get out of here, “The Girlfriend Experience.” Call-girls are, like, so 2008. 2009 is all about guys who sell their…

Susannah Breslin / June 22, 2009

Below-The-Belt Crimes

An Australian woman appeared in court today on a murder charge after allegedly setting fire to her husband’s genitals because she believed he was having an affair. Prosecutors said that Rajini Narayan, 44, told neighbors she had only wanted to burn her husband’s penis “so it belongs to me and no one else.” Talk about…

Catherine Strawn / January 5, 2009

Seven Famous Penises In History

The penis. So well-known, yet so enigmatic. For many women, the human penis remains one of life’s eternal mysteries. When we here at The Frisky Labs aren’t sitting around talking about our vaginas, we sit around talking about men’s penises. How do they work? Why do they look like that? What is the deal? We…

Susannah Breslin / December 14, 2008

Men In Congo Struggle With Sorcerers Stealing Penises

Some men in the Congo fear that their penises have been stolen or shrunk by sorcerers. (Guys, you were born that way! You can’t blame your small size on a sorcerer!) Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where witchcraft remains widespread, and things can get pretty violent as accusations fly. A…

Catherine Strawn / April 24, 2008

A List Every Guy Would Love To Be On

The website compiled a list of the ten greatest penises of all time, but instead of depending on size as the end all, be all criteria for determining the list, the focus was on the myth and lore of the piece itself. Howard Stern (known for being very, very average), Jonah Falcon (known for…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 4, 2008
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