Posts tagged "penises"

Have You Dated A Penis Enhancement Pill Popper?

There is something about penis enhancement pills that just seems taboo. Almost like diet pills. You don’t want to admit to taking them because well they’re not healthy for you,…

The Frisky | July 6, 2010 - 2:31 pm

Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis

“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t…

Susannah Breslin | July 6, 2010 - 1:20 pm

10 Names For The Opposite Of An Erection

Over on Gawker, a commenter wondered what the opposite of an erection is. And that got me wondering, hey, what is the opposite of an erection called? To clarify, we’re…

Susannah Breslin | May 24, 2010 - 1:00 pm

Am I Allergic To His Penis?

Is it possible that my husband’s foreskin irritates me? I’ve only had sex with two men, and my husband is the uncircumcised one. After about five minutes, it feels like…

The Stir | May 21, 2010 - 11:50 am

21 Nicknames Men Shouldn’t Give Their Johnsons

Here at The Frisky, we’re not too proud to think of nicknames for our genitals. In fact, we’ve even given you a list of approved nicknames for our vaginas. I…

Susannah Breslin | May 20, 2010 - 2:30 pm

Accidental Penis: Site Devoted To The Unintentionally Phallic

Got a bad case of the Mondays? I know what you need! You need the Accidental Penis. Accidental Penis, unlike the deliberate penis you were perhaps lucky enough to get…

Wendy Atterberry | May 17, 2010 - 12:10 pm

Return Of The Penis Pants!

Remember those Isabel Mastache penis pants from Madrid fashion week I posted about yesterday? Well, now there’s video of the penis pants in action on the runway! Click through to…

Susannah Breslin | February 23, 2010 - 3:10 pm

Trouser Snake On The Loose!

Answering the question “Is that a pair of penis pants, or are you just happy to see me?” has never been so confusing. For the full-frontal shot, click through. SFW-ish,…

Susannah Breslin | February 22, 2010 - 1:50 pm

Dude With Biggest Penis In The World Is Unemployed


And you thought you had it hard in this economy. Not even Jonah Falcon, the man with the biggest penis in the world, can find a job.

Susannah Breslin | January 11, 2010 - 1:50 pm

Are You Going To Watch “Hung”?

This Sunday, June 28, at 10 p.m., HBO is premiering a new show, “Hung.” Guess what it’s about? A guy who turns to prostitution to make a living.

Susannah Breslin | June 22, 2009 - 10:00 am

Below-The-Belt Crimes

An Australian woman appeared in court today on a murder charge after allegedly setting fire to her husband’s genitals because she believed he was having an affair. Prosecutors said that…

Catherine Strawn | January 5, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Seven Famous Penises In History

The penis. So well-known, yet so enigmatic. For many women, the human penis remains one of life’s eternal mysteries. When we here at The Frisky Labs aren’t sitting around talking…

Susannah Breslin | December 14, 2008 - 1:00 pm

Men In Congo Struggle With Sorcerers Stealing Penises

Some men in the Congo fear that their penises have been stolen or shrunk by sorcerers. (Guys, you were born that way! You can’t blame your small size on a…

Catherine Strawn | April 24, 2008 - 8:00 pm

A List Every Guy Would Love To Be On

The website compiled a list of the ten greatest penises of all time, but instead of depending on size as the end all, be all criteria for determining the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 4, 2008 - 10:00 am
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