Posts tagged "penises"

Return Of The Penis Pants!

Remember those Isabel Mastache penis pants from Madrid fashion week I posted about yesterday? Well, now there's video of the penis pants in action on the runway! Click through to witness one of the absolutely freakiest fashion shows to which I have ever born witness. (And, these days, that's really saying something.) Do not watch…

By: Susannah Breslin / February 23, 2010

Trouser Snake On The Loose!

Answering the question "Is that a pair of penis pants, or are you just happy to see me?" has never been so confusing. For the full-frontal shot, click through. SFW-ish, unless you work in a factory where cloth weenises cause widespread bedlam.

By: Susannah Breslin / February 22, 2010

Dude With Biggest Penis In The World Is Unemployed

  And you thought you had it hard in this economy. Not even Jonah Falcon, the man with the biggest penis in the world, can find a job. At 39, Falcon, whose penis is 13.5 inches long, is among the ranks of the unemployed. While he's worked as a freelance journalist, his dream is to…

By: Susannah Breslin / January 11, 2010

Are You Going To Watch “Hung”?

This Sunday, June 28, at 10 p.m., HBO is premiering a new show, "Hung." Guess what it's about? A guy who turns to prostitution to make a living. Step aside, "Belle de Jour." Get out of here, "The Girlfriend Experience." Call-girls are, like, so 2008. 2009 is all about guys who sell their bodies to…

By: Susannah Breslin / June 22, 2009

Below-The-Belt Crimes

An Australian woman appeared in court today on a murder charge after allegedly setting fire to her husband's genitals because she believed he was having an affair. Prosecutors said that Rajini Narayan, 44, told neighbors she had only wanted to burn her husband's penis "so it belongs to me and no one else." Talk about…

By: Catherine Strawn / January 5, 2009

Seven Famous Penises In History

The penis. So well-known, yet so enigmatic. For many women, the human penis remains one of life's eternal mysteries. When we here at The Frisky Labs aren't sitting around talking about our vaginas, we sit around talking about men's penises. How do they work? Why do they look like that? What is the deal? We…

By: Susannah Breslin / December 14, 2008

Men In Congo Struggle With Sorcerers Stealing Penises

Some men in the Congo fear that their penises have been stolen or shrunk by sorcerers. (Guys, you were born that way! You can't blame your small size on a sorcerer!) Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where witchcraft remains widespread, and things can get pretty violent as accusations fly. A…

By: Catherine Strawn / April 24, 2008

A List Every Guy Would Love To Be On

The website AltPenis.com compiled a list of the ten greatest penises of all time, but instead of depending on size as the end all, be all criteria for determining the list, the focus was on the myth and lore of the piece itself. Howard Stern (known for being very, very average), Jonah Falcon (known for…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 4, 2008
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