Posts tagged "penises"

13 Legendary Celeb Penises

We still feel that Michael Fassbender and his penis were robbed of an Oscar nom for their work in “Shame.” I mean, come on, their performances were unprecedented! Even Charlize Theron agrees. “Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time,” she joked at a recent Human Rights Campaign gala. “I…

By: The Frisky / March 21, 2012

Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored

People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. Thi…

By: The Frisky / March 9, 2012

10 Underwear Styles A Dude Shouldn’t Be Caught Dead In (NSFW)

Manties: will they ever cease to be entertaining? Especially when they are made of beef jerky. And bedazzled with rhinestones. And rumored to mix perfectly with ball sweat to enhance natural male pheromones. No, they will not. You can buy your man a pair of these tasty, meat haute couture Brief Jerkies on Etsy for…

By: The Frisky / March 6, 2012

13 Chest Hairstyles That Won’t Get You Laid

I guess sometimes men get bored and think it’s a good idea to style their chest hair. Guys, this is a really bad idea, especially if you ever want to get laid again. Click through to see some of the most ill-advised manscaping of all time. …

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 28, 2012

The 6 Most Amusing Kinds Of Porn (NSFW)

Some porn is sexy and some is well, just more amusing than arousing. Click through to see the six types of porno that will give you a laughgasm. Or an orgasm, depending on what your kinks are. There’s something out there for everyone. Be forewarned that the links are extremely NSFW … and hilarious. Enjoy!

By: The Frisky / February 1, 2012

The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises

The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you did. Penises, while all unique, are not all created equal. Some are more distinguished than others. Just ask Wesley Warren Jr. whose scrotum weighs 100…

By: The Frisky / October 24, 2011

Moby Wants To Make A Porno

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”
Moby tells Bizarre magazine that he wants to make a porno starring normally-endowed guys. Now,…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 13, 2011

This Wrangler Jeans Ad Is All About D**k

Marketing is all about selling sex, sure. But this Wrangler ad, for their new skinnier-than-skinny jeans line, The Strangler, has a major boner. No. Really, like, it prominently features a guy’s junk. Watch and enjoy.

By: Julie Gerstein / June 29, 2011

Who Has The Bigger Penis?

The saying that “Everything is bigger in Texas” may extend beyond belt buckles and cowboy hats. The medical journal Archives of Pediatric and Adolescent Medicine reported results on a survey of 6,200 boys that shows a “modest though significant difference … with respect to penile size between urban and rural populations.”

To put it…

By: The Stir / December 25, 2010

Your Penis Size Preference, Graphed

It’s just like when you’re playing darts, ladies. You’re going to want to aim for the red part. [Click here for, uh, bigger.]…

By: Susannah Breslin / October 8, 2010

If Your Man Only Has One Penis, Maybe He Should Get More

Did you think you’d found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend or husband suffers from the dreaded mono-penis, there is a cure. It’s called Peniplus, and by taking just a few pills a day, your ma…

By: Susannah Breslin / October 8, 2010

I Told A Guy His Penis Was Too Small

I told him he had a tiny penis.

Well, if you want to be precise, I actually told him that his junk probably couldn’t hit my sexual “spot”—which isn’t much better, I suppose.

By: YourTango.com / September 7, 2010

What To Do When He Can’t Get It Up

It happens to the best of men: arousal but no lift … interest but no erection. When a man can’t get it up, the experience for him and his partner falls somewhere between awkward and utterly mortifying—I’ve even heard of men not calling women back because they were so ashamed of their inability to kee…

By: YourTango.com / August 10, 2010

Art School Students Contemplate Nude Male Model

Copyranter didn’t think much of this Foot Locker commercial, but we kind of like it. We guess we’re perverted that way. A group of art students gather around a nude male model, agog, seemingly considering his wang. “Leathery!” one pronounces. “Crooked,” another offers. Way to scrutinize a guy’s masculinity. Watch the video to…

By: Susannah Breslin / August 6, 2010

Have You Dated A Penis Enhancement Pill Popper?

There is something about penis enhancement pills that just seems taboo. Almost like diet pills. You don’t want to admit to taking them because well they’re not healthy for you, and well, they’re simply for your appearance and nothing else, except your self esteem. At the spritely young age of 19, I never thought I…

By: The Frisky / July 6, 2010

Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis

“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t sparkle in the sunlight, the whole idea was dead. … We did have people write in and tell us that Edward was bigger than that.”…

By: Susannah Breslin / July 6, 2010

10 Names For The Opposite Of An Erection

Over on Gawker, a commenter wondered what the opposite of an erection is. And that got me wondering, hey, what is the opposite of an erection called? To clarify, we’re not talking about a flaccid penis here. This is more like: If an erection says, “I have seen something that has given me an erection,”…

By: Susannah Breslin / May 24, 2010

Am I Allergic To His Penis?

Is it possible that my husband’s foreskin irritates me? I’ve only had sex with two men, and my husband is the uncircumcised one. After about five minutes, it feels like I’m being pulled and pinched inside. We’ve tried lubrication. Why would his uncircumcised penis cause me so much pain? Read more

By: The Stir / May 21, 2010
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