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Penis Accidents: Man Rips His Off While High On Mushrooms

I believe this is what one would call a really bad trip. No one is really sure how, but a 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man managed to mutilate his own penis…

Ami Angelowicz | June 25, 2013 - 3:30 pm

The Penis Drawing Machine Makes Dirty Doodling So Much Simpler

Use of Sharpie. Check. Penis and balls. Check. Infantile potty humor. Check. These are all the key components needed for my entertainment. Behold the penis drawing machine, which is exactly…

Ami Angelowicz | June 22, 2013 - 5:00 pm

5 Tips To Help Get Your Guy To The Finish Line

Having a partner with ejaculation problems is the best thing that ever happened to my sex life. He’s the love of my life and a passionate Duracell bunny of a…

Kat Williams | June 19, 2013 - 11:00 am

Having An Erection That Lasts For 8 Months Sounds Really Awful

“I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner … It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends,” Daniel Metzgar, the 44-year-old New…

Ami Angelowicz | June 13, 2013 - 4:30 pm

A Penis In The Garbage Disposal & 9 Other Penis Attacks

Santa Ana, California, woman Catherine Kieu Becker got really mad at her husband Glen for having an “inappropriate relationship” with someone. So mad that she drugged him, tied him to…

Julie Gerstein | April 30, 2013 - 2:00 pm

The Man With The 132-Pound Nut Finally Got Scrotum Surgery

Las Vegas man Wesley Warren Jr. made headlines for his unusually large ball. He was trying to raise $1 million to have his more than 100-pound scrotum removed, which is caused…

Ami Angelowicz | April 29, 2013 - 11:40 am

The Man With The World’s Longest Penis Has Advice For Jon Hamm

“I’m willing to bet his problem is his balls … Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine. I prefer constriction myself…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Bro-On-Bro Violence: When Bros Assault Bros For Drawing Penises On Bros

Bro code rule number one is that if you pass out at a party or a gathering of bros, you have to accept the consequences. The consequences, historically and bro-culturally,…

Julie Gerstein | March 27, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Jon Hamm’s 8 Most Ballsy Moments

God bless Jon Hamm and his floppy, free-spirited junk. That man’s cock and balls are all over the place and he just doesn’t seem to mind at all. Not that…

Ami Angelowicz | March 20, 2013 - 1:00 pm

To Date Or Not To Date: Crazy Facial Hair Edition

After Winona admitted that she was nursing a bit of a crush on a guy with a Spider-Man beard, we thought it might be interesting to hunt down some other examples…

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 20, 2013 - 9:00 am

Dealbreaker: His Penis Made Me Cry

At the tender age of 19, I had only seen a total of four penises: the guy who got into my bed naked after a rave in high school; my…

Anonymous | March 19, 2013 - 2:00 pm

What You Need To Know About Penis Snatching

I read the Malleus Maleficarum in college in my Performativity of Witchcraft course. Yes, that course really existed at NYU, and it was fascinating. It was commonplace in Europe in…

Ami Angelowicz | March 15, 2013 - 4:40 pm
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