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19 Hats That Will Not Get A Dude Laid

“Spectacular Sea Hats” as Buzzfeed calls them, would not be so spectacular should this man, say, want to woo a lady. Or get her in the sack. Let’s face it, a man who wears a jellyfish hat is a man who goes to bed lonely. Note to all dudes considering a Spectacular Sea Hat purchase:… More »


Nice To Meet You, Penis Fish

What you are looking at is not a tank full of dismembered members. Behold the urechis unicinctus, a species of spoon worm also known as the Fat Inkeeper Worm or the penis fish. Instead of burrowing in vagina like human penis, these Fat Worms like to bury themselves in sand or mud. If you visit… More »


The 11 Most Amazing Penises

Men, how do you know you’re well-endowed? Oh, when your penis is mistaken for a weapon of mass destruction. Jonah Falcon, the man presumed to have the world’s largest penis (although Guinness World Records has not been down in his pants to confirm), aroused suspicion at the San Francisco International Airport when passing through security. More »


6 (More) Uses For Sperm

We know that sperm’s primary function to make babies happen. But this miracle juice is more multi-faceted than we suspected. According to some new research done by SUNY-Albany psychologist, Gordon Gallup, semen may simultaneously be the cause and the cure for morning sickness in pregnant women. Because half of the fetus’ DNA comes from the… More »


Enjoy Some Porn Without The Porn (NSFWish)

In this pornographic photo series, Obscene Interiors by South African artist Brandt Botes (aka Von Brandis), you get to fill in the blanks. He used pictures of vintage porno scenes found on the internet and stripped them — literally — of all the naughty bits. What’s left is the white silhouette and your imagination. Click… More »


Imagined Drawings Of Michael Fassbender’s Penis (NSFW)

Before things get awkward here, I feel the need to make a disclaimer that talk of Michael Fassbender’s penis (or him in general) does not come without an acknowledgement of the horrific domestic violence charges that were brought against him by an ex-girlfriend and later dropped. I take these charges seriously and they indeed color… More »


The Craziest Penis Accidents Ever

Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby’s two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was “utilizing the urinal in the men’s restroom when it caused a jet of steam to shoot forth from the urinal and burn his genitals.” When he reported the incident to… More »


14 C**k Socks To Dress Up Any Penis

According to an article in the Metro UK, the traditional Croatian penis warmer is making a comeback. C**k socks, which were originally worn by shepherds to protect against penile frostbite during long horse rides, are regaining popularity. There’s a stag film in there somewhere. Anyhow, professional knitter, Radmila Kus decided to resurrect (or reserect?) the… More »


14 Insanely Flexible Dudes

Meet Flikr user CS87 (aka Insane Splits Guy). We may never know his real name, but his flexibility is something we won’t soon forget. I particularly heart this photo of him doing this side leg split — in jean shorts no less. How does he do it? I haven’t been able to do the splits… More »


19 Of The Weirdest Urinals You Can Pee In

I love when technology is put to really good use. In Brazil, it is now possible for men to piss in a musical toilet. The Guitar Pee uses special electronic tabs to release chords when splashed with urine. It even records the piss music and makes it into an MPee3 that you can listen to. More »


20 Naughty Knits (NSFW)

Knitting is not just for nice folks anymore. Some people are using their needles to make naughty bits. I was delighted by this collection of hand-knit uteruses in unexpected places. Who says a womb can’t play piano? This uterus virtuoso is just the beginning. Click away to see what can be done with yarn, needles… More »


13 Legendary Celeb Penises

We still feel that Michael Fassbender and his penis were robbed of an Oscar nom for their work in “Shame.” I mean, come on, their performances were unprecedented! Even Charlize Theron agrees. “Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time,” she joked at a recent Human Rights Campaign gala. “I… More »


Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored

People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. This… More »


10 Underwear Styles A Dude Shouldn’t Be Caught Dead In (NSFW)

Manties: will they ever cease to be entertaining? Especially when they are made of beef jerky. And bedazzled with rhinestones. And rumored to mix perfectly with ball sweat to enhance natural male pheromones. No, they will not. You can buy your man a pair of these tasty, meat haute couture Brief Jerkies on Etsy for… More »


13 Chest Hairstyles That Won’t Get You Laid

I guess sometimes men get bored and think it’s a good idea to style their chest hair. Guys, this is a really bad idea, especially if you ever want to get laid again. Click through to see some of the most ill-advised manscaping of all time.  … More »


The 6 Most Amusing Kinds Of Porn (NSFW)

Some porn is sexy and some is well, just more amusing than arousing. Click through to see the six types of porno that will give you a laughgasm. Or an orgasm, depending on what your kinks are. There’s something out there for everyone. Be forewarned that the links are extremely NSFW … and hilarious. Enjoy! More »


The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises

The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you did. Penises, while all unique, are not all created equal. Some are more distinguished than others. Just ask Wesley Warren Jr. whose scrotum weighs 100… More »


Moby Wants To Make A Porno

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”
Moby tells Bizarre magazine that he wants to make a porno starring normally-endowed guys. Now,… More »


The 13 Craziest Penis Accidents Ever


The 10 Most Horrifying Animal Penises On Earth


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