Posts tagged "penises"

Meet “Pricasso” The Penis Painter (NSFW)

Like Tim Patch aka Pricasso, I also get all my best ideas when I'm in the bathroom. Unlike him, it's never occurred to me to make a smiley face with my pee. Lucky for Pricasso, this idea led him to start experimenting with using his penis (and sometimes his balls and/or bum) as a paintbrush.

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 3, 2012

Japanese Man Who Cooked And Served His Own Genitals Is Charged With Indecent Exposure

A few months ago, we told you about Mao Sugiyama, the self-described "asexual" artist who cooked up and served his own genitalia. To be more specific: the 23-year-old underwent elective genital-removal surgery, certified that the body parts were free of infections, froze them for two months, then, under the supervision of a chef, cooked hi…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 21, 2012

Man Tries To Rape Raccoon, Gets His Penis Bitten Off

Try to have sex with an animal against its will, expect a penis injury. "When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," said 44-year-old Russian man, Alexander Kirilov. I spent a long time trying to understand this sentence. The thought of "having some fun" with an animal is beyond my scope of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 16, 2012

5 Techniques For Increasing The Size Of Your Manhood

Over the course of working on my novel, Shrinkage, I did a lot of research into penis enlargement practices. My novel is a work of fiction, but some of the real-life stuff I dug up is stranger than anything I could have come up with. Let’s get serious and focus on all the actual way…

By: Ask Men / August 19, 2012

Woman Leaks Half-Naked Pics Of U.S. Olympic Gymnast Danell Leyva (NSFW)

An anonymous lady decided to share these pics of USA Olympic gymnast Danell Leyva with the world because he allegedly "sorta played" her. She has a fully nude pic of the 20-year-old Miami native as well, but wants to "see how it goes" with these pics first. We're sorry for this woman's pain, and we…

By: The Frisky / July 31, 2012

18 Olympic Athletes Compete In The Battle Of The Bulge

You know what I love about the Olympics? (Besides the brawn, the insane mastery of skill, and the bringing together of so many countries in a peaceful display of healthy competition, of course.) The clingy, tight, flesh-grazing, aerodynamic fabrics of so many of the uniforms. Yes, that's what it is... For more Olympics coverage, follow

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 31, 2012

Man’s Penis Stolen By Thieves

Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police. Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

By: The Huffington Post / July 26, 2012

19 Hats That Will Not Get A Dude Laid

"Spectacular Sea Hats" as Buzzfeed calls them, would not be so spectacular should this man, say, want to woo a lady. Or get her in the sack. Let's face it, a man who wears a jellyfish hat is a man who goes to bed lonely. Note to all dudes considering a Spectacular Sea Hat purchase:…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 20, 2012

Nice To Meet You, Penis Fish

What you are looking at is not a tank full of dismembered members. Behold the urechis unicinctus, a species of spoon worm also known as the Fat Inkeeper Worm or the penis fish. Instead of burrowing in vagina like human penis, these Fat Worms like to bury themselves in sand or mud. If you visit…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 18, 2012

The 11 Most Amazing Penises

Men, how do you know you're well-endowed? Oh, when your penis is mistaken for a weapon of mass destruction. Jonah Falcon, the man presumed to have the world's largest penis (although Guinness World Records has not been down in his pants to confirm), aroused suspicion at the San Francisco International Airport when passing through security.

By: The Frisky / July 18, 2012

6 (More) Uses For Sperm

We know that sperm's primary function to make babies happen. But this miracle juice is more multi-faceted than we suspected. According to some new research done by SUNY-Albany psychologist, Gordon Gallup, semen may simultaneously be the cause and the cure for morning sickness in pregnant women. Because half of the fetus' DNA comes from the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 12, 2012

Enjoy Some Porn Without The Porn (NSFWish)

In this pornographic photo series, Obscene Interiors by South African artist Brandt Botes (aka Von Brandis), you get to fill in the blanks. He used pictures of vintage porno scenes found on the internet and stripped them -- literally -- of all the naughty bits. What's left is the white silhouette and your imagination. Click…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 6, 2012

Imagined Drawings Of Michael Fassbender’s Penis (NSFW)

Before things get awkward here, I feel the need to make a disclaimer that talk of Michael Fassbender's penis (or him in general) does not come without an acknowledgement of the horrific domestic violence charges that were brought against him by an ex-girlfriend and later dropped. I take these charges seriously and they indeed color…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 14, 2012

The Craziest Penis Accidents Ever

Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby's two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was "utilizing the urinal in the men’s restroom when it caused a jet of steam to shoot forth from the urinal and burn his genitals.” When he reported the incident to…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 13, 2012

14 C**k Socks To Dress Up Any Penis

According to an article in the Metro UK, the traditional Croatian penis warmer is making a comeback. C**k socks, which were originally worn by shepherds to protect against penile frostbite during long horse rides, are regaining popularity. There's a stag film in there somewhere. Anyhow, professional knitter, Radmila Kus decided to resurrect (or reserect?) the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 16, 2012

14 Insanely Flexible Dudes

Meet Flikr user CS87 (aka Insane Splits Guy). We may never know his real name, but his flexibility is something we won't soon forget. I particularly heart this photo of him doing this side leg split -- in jean shorts no less. How does he do it? I haven't been able to do the split…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 27, 2012

19 Of The Weirdest Urinals You Can Pee In

I love when technology is put to really good use. In Brazil, it is now possible for men to piss in a musical toilet. The Guitar Pee uses special electronic tabs to release chords when splashed with urine. It even records the piss music and makes it into an MPee3 that you can listen to.

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 12, 2012

20 Naughty Knits (NSFW)

Knitting is not just for nice folks anymore. Some people are using their needles to make naughty bits. I was delighted by this collection of hand-knit uteruses in unexpected places. Who says a womb can't play piano? This uterus virtuoso is just the beginning. Click away to see what can be done with yarn, needle…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2012

13 Legendary Celeb Penises

We still feel that Michael Fassbender and his penis were robbed of an Oscar nom for their work in "Shame." I mean, come on, their performances were unprecedented! Even Charlize Theron agrees. "Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it any time," she joked at a recent Human Rights Campaign gala. "I…

By: The Frisky / March 21, 2012

Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored

People have seen a lot of things in food -- Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. Thi…

By: The Frisky / March 9, 2012