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11 Edible Penises That Will Haunt Your Dreams

On a recent episode of Conan O’Brien, “Masters of Sex” star Lizzy Caplan explained that while she didn’t grow up in a “naked house,” her parents had one super sexy…

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 1, 2013 - 9:00 am

New Tumblr Will Provide A Fair And Honest Assessment Of Your D**K Pic

Tumblr is like the Target of the internet. While surfing for Miley Cyrus tongue GIFs, aggregating animated porn and watching cute animal videos, you can stop off and get your…

Ami Angelowicz | September 26, 2013 - 11:40 am

A Response To The Dude Who Wrote An Entire Piece About How Huge His Penis Is

Hello, Larry Hardin. That’s a very clever pen name, by the way. I hope you like mine as well. It was chosen specifically for this occasion. SO. I read your…

Tate Vergina | September 18, 2013 - 3:00 pm

PETA Says Eating Chicken Wings While Pregnant Will Affect Your Unborn Child’s Penis Size

I appreciate what PETA does, but when they take it too far, they really take it too far. They recently sent a letter to the founder of the National Buffalo…

Ami Angelowicz | August 29, 2013 - 1:40 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to…

Ami Angelowicz | August 22, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Benefit’s New Mascara Ad Might Make You Blush, Or Just Really Confused (NSFW)

Lolwhat. Allow me to present to you Benefit’s new “Real Men Don’t Fake It” video spot, feat. some bulges, babes, and Vinny of “Jersey Shore” infamy doing… yoga? And all…

Rachel Krause | August 22, 2013 - 9:40 am

The Dong Show: 10 Penises Featured On HBO

Last week, the girls of College Humor had a “boner” to pick with HBO about their lack of dongs. Whether they show them “in between the boobs” or on their…

Ami Angelowicz | August 20, 2013 - 10:00 am

An Open Letter To The Man Who Sent Me Unsolicited D**k Pics,

Dear I’m Too Kind To Use Your Real Name,

I am writing this letter because I’m hoping I can prevent you from ever sending another unsolicited picture of…

Ami Angelowicz | August 9, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Coming Soon On TLC … The Scrotum Show

You probably know Wesley Warren Jr. as the man with the 132-pound nut. At first Warren didn’t want to undergo surgery for his scrotal lymphedema, but found it to be…

Ami Angelowicz | August 1, 2013 - 2:30 pm

The Man With The “Smallest Penis In Brooklyn” Just Wants Us All To Love Our Junk

This weekend, 27-year-old Nick Gilronan won the title of “Smallest Penis In Brooklyn” and the $200 prize that came along with it. But don’t be feeling bad for this single…

Ami Angelowicz | July 22, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Size Queen Gardner Disappointed By This Strawberry Schlong

When Carole Collen of England found this rare, penis-shaped strawberry growing in her garden, her reaction was disappointment rather than excitement.

“I did think it was a bit…

Ami Angelowicz | July 11, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Woman Grabs Man’s Crotch Before Duo Robs Him

Apparently, a crotch grab is the real way to a man’s heart — or to his nonexistent wallet. Two women in Seattle made a really, really poor robbery attempt after…

Alyson Penn | June 29, 2013 - 9:00 am
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