People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. This food porn is obviously intentional, but click through to see some more naturally occurring sexy mouthfuls that’ll make you do a double take.
Manties: will they ever cease to be entertaining? Especially when they are made of beef jerky. And bedazzled with rhinestones. And rumored to mix perfectly with ball sweat to enhance natural male pheromones. No, they will not. You can buy your man a pair of these tasty, meat haute couture Brief Jerkies on Etsy for a mere $15. But really, would you destroy his self-esteem like that for the sake of your own amusement? Well, maybe you would.
This slideshow needs no further introduction, but I will just say that, after doing some research on the subject, I will never be the same. Click through to see some more manty styles that a dude should never be caught dead in. [Etsy]
The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you did. Penises, while all unique, are not all created equal. Some are more distinguished than others. Just ask Wesley Warren Jr. whose scrotum weighs 100 pounds. We kid you not. Keep on clicking to see the strangest, weirdest, and most notorious phalli in human history. Let the penis parade begin!
“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”
—Moby tells Bizarre magazine that he wants to make a porno starring normally-endowed guys. Now, I’m going to venture a guess that “titchy” means small. Is Moby trying to tell us something? Also, does he mean that he’s looking to star in a flick or that he thinks it’s good business to make one? [ONTD] Keep reading »
Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby’s two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was “utilizing the urinal in the men’s restroom when it caused a jet of steam to shoot forth from the urinal and burn his genitals.” When he reported the incident to one of the employees he responded with “This happens when the sink in the kitchen is running.” That answer didn’t satisfy the man with the scalded sausage, so he decided to sue the fast food chain. He is seeking damages for financial losses, for not being able to have sex with his wife and for their all-around crappy food. I just added that last part. Something about the color of their roast beef has never seemed right to me. Now I understand why: They cook it in the urinal. We hope Dejoie and his penis get the compensation they deserve. Keep on clicking to hear about more really insane penis accidents. [CBS Denver]
Marketing is all about selling sex, sure. But this Wrangler ad, for their new skinnier-than-skinny jeans line, The Strangler, has a major boner. No. Really, like, it prominently features a guy’s junk. Watch and enjoy. Keep reading »
The saying that “Everything is bigger in Texas” may extend beyond belt buckles and cowboy hats. The medical journal Archives of Pediatric and Adolescent Medicine reported results on a survey of 6,200 boys that shows a “modest though significant difference … with respect to penile size between urban and rural populations.”
To put it bluntly, read more … Keep reading »
It’s just like when you’re playing darts, ladies. You’re going to want to aim for the red part. [Click here for, uh, bigger.] Keep reading »
Did you think you’d found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend or husband suffers from the dreaded mono-penis, there is a cure. It’s called Peniplus, and by taking just a few pills a day, your man will start growing penises everywhere. Frankly, I’m not sure how you’re supposed to have sex with a guy who has a penis growing out the side of his neck, but I guess where there’s a will, there’s a way. They’re going to have to rewrite the Kama Sutra — thanks to Peniplus! [Gorilla Mask] Keep reading »