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Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
A naked man walks into a bar with…

Ami Angelowicz | January 28, 2014 - 5:30 pm

The 9 Types Of Penises You’ll Meet In Real Life

When it comes to sex, there are certain things you can never be prepared for. Like, the first time a man unpacks the goods and you see something you really…

Ami Angelowicz & Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 17, 2014 - 12:00 pm

‪An Open Letter To The Man With His Penis Exposed At The Whole Foods Salad Bar‬

Dear Whole Foods Shopper,

I first noticed you walking slowly behind me as I rounded the hot bar buffet at the Union Square Whole Foods. I always notice…

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Man With Two, Fully Functional Penises Wants To Use Them On James Franco

Hazel Jones, the woman with two vaginas, became old news the moment the man with two penises agreed to do a Reddit AMA. DoubleDickDude, who describes his two penises as…

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2014 - 11:00 am

Best Drunken Public Transportation Fight Devolves Into Penis/Vagina Insults

As tends to happen when people drink and ride public transportation during the holiday season, fights break out. It’s unclear how this brawl between these two potty-mouthed passengers on the…

Ami Angelowicz | December 26, 2013 - 12:30 pm

This Woman Makes Crocheted Penises For A Living

Shana Xavier makes her living selling crocheted penises on Etsy. She should be friends with the woman who knits from her vagina. They could build an X-rated, wool empire…

Ami Angelowicz | December 17, 2013 - 6:30 pm

The Girl With No Vagina — Plus, The Time Mike Tyson Used A Fake Penis

British teenager Jacqui Beck said she was in “total shock” when she learned that she had been born without a vagina at the age of 17. That wasn’t something…

Ami Angelowicz | November 15, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Michael Fassbender Would Like Us To Leave His Penis Alone

“It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], Your vagina … You know? … I’m insecure, of course I am. But that…

Ami Angelowicz | October 30, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Do Rock Star/Groupie Role Play & Other Things You Didn’t Want To Know About Him

“Yes. In fact, [Paula] likes to [listen to my music in the bedroom now] more than ever now. Sometimes she’ll even play groupie for me.”
Robin Thicke makes…

Ami Angelowicz | October 24, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Penis Dunking Is The Weirdest Post-Sex Cleanup Method We’ve Ever Heard Of

Sex messes can be kind of a pain to clean up, but I think most people get the hang of it after a while. Soap, water, baby wipes, tissues and…

Ami Angelowicz | October 10, 2013 - 11:40 am

11 Creative Halloween Costume Ideas For Your Penis (NSFW)

You might have big plans to dress as James Franco’s character from “Spring Breakers” this Halloween. But really, the only costume that matters is the one you’ll treat you’re date to later that…

The Frisky | October 9, 2013 - 2:00 pm

11 Edible Penises That Will Haunt Your Dreams

On a recent episode of Conan O’Brien, “Masters of Sex” star Lizzy Caplan explained that while she didn’t grow up in a “naked house,” her parents had one super sexy…

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 1, 2013 - 9:00 am
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