Posts tagged "penises"

Jon Hamm’s 8 Most Ballsy Moments

God bless Jon Hamm and his floppy, free-spirited junk. That man’s cock and balls are all over the place and he just doesn’t seem to mind at all. Not that…

Ami Angelowicz | March 20, 2013 - 1:00 pm

To Date Or Not To Date: Crazy Facial Hair Edition

After Winona admitted that she was nursing a bit of a crush on a guy with a Spider-Man beard, we thought it might be interesting to hunt down some other examples…

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 20, 2013 - 9:00 am

Dealbreaker: His Penis Made Me Cry

At the tender age of 19, I had only seen a total of four penises: the guy who got into my bed naked after a rave in high school; my…

Anonymous | March 19, 2013 - 2:00 pm

What You Need To Know About Penis Snatching

I read the Malleus Maleficarum in college in my Performativity of Witchcraft course. Yes, that course really existed at NYU, and it was fascinating. It was commonplace in Europe in…

Ami Angelowicz | March 15, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Most Depressing Temp Job Ever Ends With A Man Losing His Penis

What’s worse than working a temp job? Having your penis sliced off while working a temp job. Edgardo Toucet of Florida is suing the staffing company that sent him to…

Ami Angelowicz | March 12, 2013 - 4:20 pm

Size Matters: Long Penises Vs. Short Penises

It’s been brought to our attention that women should be talking more openly about penis size. So, talk openly we shall. We know that when it comes to having good…

The Frisky | March 7, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Chinese Woman Applies Moisturizer, Discovers It’s Actually Semen

Oh, is it a WORST NIGHTMARE kind of day? I think it must be, because this is (one of) my actual worst nightmare(s) (I’m neurotic as hell, what can I…

Rachel Krause | March 7, 2013 - 11:20 am

Experiment! In Which I Test The Penis Size/Shoe Size Myth On Male Porn Stars

I am a writer.

Having said that, I ask that you bear in mind how broad that category is. I call myself a writer, and so does Philip

Sara Barron | February 28, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Today In Terribleness: Mom Murders Son Because Of “Small Penis”

A mother in Indonesia confessed to murdering her son because she was concerned that his “small penis” would ruin his future prospects. The 38-year-old drowned the boy in the bathtub,…

Ami Angelowicz | February 28, 2013 - 11:20 am

What Your Sexual Fantasy Says About You

Maybe you’re planning to try something special, sexually speaking, this Valentine’s Day. Or maybe you’re a human being and you have sexual fantasies year-round and not just on February 14th.

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 13, 2013 - 10:00 am

Australian Prisoners Are Giving Themselves DIY Penis Implants Known As “Speed Bumps”

Researchers at the University of New South Wales made a disturbing discovery while studying sexual risk behaviors in Australian prisons. They noticed a rise in prisoners with genital skin infections…

Ami Angelowicz | February 6, 2013 - 1:20 pm

6 Things That Supposedly Make Men Sexier

A study published in the American Sociological Review found that men who spent more time doing “more traditionally female” household chores like cooking, cleaning, and shopping were found to have…

Ami Angelowicz | February 1, 2013 - 10:00 am

We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Guy Who Had Sex With A Snowman And Got Frostbite

Dear Kenneth Guillespie,

I hate to be the one to say this to you, but it’s time to get sober, buddy. You probably already know this, but it…

Ami Angelowicz | January 25, 2013 - 8:30 am

The 10 Worst Things Men Can Do Naked (NSFWish)

I’m going to preface this by saying that I am a yogi. I do a combination of Bikram style hot yoga and vinyasa flow at least three days a week.

Ami Angelowicz | January 24, 2013 - 9:00 am

When Penises Become Works Of Art (NSFW)

From what I can glean with my limited grasp of the Spanish language, this story on Anatomika says photographer Armin Morbach works with the penis as his subject. I think…

Ami Angelowicz | January 23, 2013 - 12:40 pm

The 6 Different Types Of Penis Names

After a bunch of her college students admitted to having contests to see how many penis slang terms they could come up with, linguist Deborah Cameron decided to do a…

The Frisky | January 21, 2013 - 9:00 am

8 Oral Sex Fails

Helloooo, Florida! You’re back. And with important life lessons for us. What can we learn from 53-year-old teacher, Mary Maloney? That if you’re arrested for a hit-and-run, it’s a very…

Ami Angelowicz | January 16, 2013 - 11:00 am

Girl Talk: Why We Should Be Talking About Penis Size

Women have no secrets. Not really.  We readily spill the beans about everything from the guy we hooked up with to our marital problems. Discussing our lives is the glue…

Claudia Maittlen-Harris | January 8, 2013 - 1:00 pm

The 12 Biggest Bulges Of 2012

There were a lot of moments in 2012 that stood out, that burst forth, rose in prominence and were hard to ignore. These 12 moments in celebrity bulges were our favorites. We hope they’re swelling with pride.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 28, 2012 - 9:00 am

Alarming New Facts About The “Does Size Matter” Debate

Every day I counsel men and women who are concerned about improving their sex lives. The sad truth is that most of us are very poorly educated about sexuality despite the plethora… | December 18, 2012 - 2:10 pm