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The Girl With No Vagina — Plus, The Time Mike Tyson Used A Fake Penis

British teenager Jacqui Beck said she was in “total shock” when she learned that she had been born without a vagina at the age of 17. That wasn’t something…

Ami Angelowicz | November 15, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Michael Fassbender Would Like Us To Leave His Penis Alone

“It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], Your vagina … You know? … I’m insecure, of course I am. But that…

Ami Angelowicz | October 30, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Do Rock Star/Groupie Role Play & Other Things You Didn’t Want To Know About Him

“Yes. In fact, [Paula] likes to [listen to my music in the bedroom now] more than ever now. Sometimes she’ll even play groupie for me.”
Robin Thicke makes…

Ami Angelowicz | October 24, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Penis Dunking Is The Weirdest Post-Sex Cleanup Method We’ve Ever Heard Of

Sex messes can be kind of a pain to clean up, but I think most people get the hang of it after a while. Soap, water, baby wipes, tissues and…

Ami Angelowicz | October 10, 2013 - 11:40 am

11 Creative Halloween Costume Ideas For Your Penis (NSFW)

You might have big plans to dress as James Franco’s character from “Spring Breakers” this Halloween. But really, the only costume that matters is the one you’ll treat you’re date to later that…

The Frisky | October 9, 2013 - 2:00 pm

11 Edible Penises That Will Haunt Your Dreams

On a recent episode of Conan O’Brien, “Masters of Sex” star Lizzy Caplan explained that while she didn’t grow up in a “naked house,” her parents had one super sexy…

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 1, 2013 - 9:00 am

New Tumblr Will Provide A Fair And Honest Assessment Of Your D**K Pic

Tumblr is like the Target of the internet. While surfing for Miley Cyrus tongue GIFs, aggregating animated porn and watching cute animal videos, you can stop off and get your…

Ami Angelowicz | September 26, 2013 - 11:40 am

A Response To The Dude Who Wrote An Entire Piece About How Huge His Penis Is

Hello, Larry Hardin. That’s a very clever pen name, by the way. I hope you like mine as well. It was chosen specifically for this occasion. SO. I read your…

Tate Vergina | September 18, 2013 - 3:00 pm

PETA Says Eating Chicken Wings While Pregnant Will Affect Your Unborn Child’s Penis Size

I appreciate what PETA does, but when they take it too far, they really take it too far. They recently sent a letter to the founder of the National Buffalo…

Ami Angelowicz | August 29, 2013 - 1:40 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to…

Ami Angelowicz | August 22, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Benefit’s New Mascara Ad Might Make You Blush, Or Just Really Confused (NSFW)

Lolwhat. Allow me to present to you Benefit’s new “Real Men Don’t Fake It” video spot, feat. some bulges, babes, and Vinny of “Jersey Shore” infamy doing… yoga? And all…

Rachel Krause | August 22, 2013 - 9:40 am

The Dong Show: 10 Penises Featured On HBO

Last week, the girls of College Humor had a “boner” to pick with HBO about their lack of dongs. Whether they show them “in between the boobs” or on their…

Ami Angelowicz | August 20, 2013 - 10:00 am

An Open Letter To The Man Who Sent Me Unsolicited D**k Pics,

Dear I’m Too Kind To Use Your Real Name,

I am writing this letter because I’m hoping I can prevent you from ever sending another unsolicited picture of…

Ami Angelowicz | August 9, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Coming Soon On TLC … The Scrotum Show

You probably know Wesley Warren Jr. as the man with the 132-pound nut. At first Warren didn’t want to undergo surgery for his scrotal lymphedema, but found it to be…

Ami Angelowicz | August 1, 2013 - 2:30 pm

The Man With The “Smallest Penis In Brooklyn” Just Wants Us All To Love Our Junk

This weekend, 27-year-old Nick Gilronan won the title of “Smallest Penis In Brooklyn” and the $200 prize that came along with it. But don’t be feeling bad for this single…

Ami Angelowicz | July 22, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Size Queen Gardner Disappointed By This Strawberry Schlong

When Carole Collen of England found this rare, penis-shaped strawberry growing in her garden, her reaction was disappointment rather than excitement.

“I did think it was a bit…

Ami Angelowicz | July 11, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Woman Grabs Man’s Crotch Before Duo Robs Him

Apparently, a crotch grab is the real way to a man’s heart — or to his nonexistent wallet. Two women in Seattle made a really, really poor robbery attempt after…

Alyson Penn | June 29, 2013 - 9:00 am

Penis Accidents: Man Rips His Off While High On Mushrooms

I believe this is what one would call a really bad trip. No one is really sure how, but a 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man managed to mutilate his own penis…

Ami Angelowicz | June 25, 2013 - 3:30 pm

The Penis Drawing Machine Makes Dirty Doodling So Much Simpler

Use of Sharpie. Check. Penis and balls. Check. Infantile potty humor. Check. These are all the key components needed for my entertainment. Behold the penis drawing machine, which is exactly…

Ami Angelowicz | June 22, 2013 - 5:00 pm

5 Tips To Help Get Your Guy To The Finish Line

Having a partner with ejaculation problems is the best thing that ever happened to my sex life. He’s the love of my life and a passionate Duracell bunny of a…

Kat Williams | June 19, 2013 - 11:00 am