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Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

  • It looks like a wool sheath, but it’s a prototype of an electro-condom called the “Electric Eel.” That can’t be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve]
  • Everything you wanted to know about penis size and orgasms. [Em&Lo]
  • A shockingly high percentage of men want the women they date to resemble the porn stars they wank to. [Nerve]
  • The totally true tale of a celibate stripper. [Your Tango]
  • This surfer made a penis surf board. Radical or gnarly? [Huffington Post]
  • Want to have a same-sex hookup, but not sure how to go make it happen? Advice for you. [College Candy] Keep reading »

11 Naturally Occurring Instances Of Tree Porn (SFW)

You might not have noticed, but trees can be seriously sexy.  Especially after inclement weather has its way with them. Who can say how this human-like branch person ended up humping a trunk, all we can do is marvel at the power and majesty of Mother Nature, pervert that she is. Click through to see some more trees caught in very compromising positions.

Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

  • Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
  • A naked man walks into a bar with a bag full of didos. It’s not a joke, it really happened. [Huffington Post]
  • How to politely decline when your partner wants to do it ALL THE TIME. Not that it’s the worst problem to have. [College Candy]
  • Some foreskins don’t fit all the way over some penises … and that’s OK. [Nerve]
  • Gird your lips from these types of bad kissers. [The Stir] Keep reading »

The 9 Types Of Penises You’ll Meet In Real Life

When it comes to sex, there are certain things you can never be prepared for. Like, the first time a man unpacks the goods and you see something you really weren’t prepared for down there. Are his balls the size of grapefruits or is his penis just really tiny? Every penis is unique, but some are more unique than others. It’s important, no matter what he’s packing, to keep a poker face and not reveal your glee that you seem to have stumbled upon the world’s most perfect cockpiece or disappointment at the fact that his dick is about as thin as a pencil. We don’t want you to get caught with your pants down. Well, we do, but we just want you to be prepared when he takes his pants down. Be forewarned, if you’re single for long enough, you’re likely to meet the following penises…  Keep reading »

‪An Open Letter To The Man With His Penis Exposed At The Whole Foods Salad Bar‬

Dear Whole Foods Shopper,

I first noticed you walking slowly behind me as I rounded the hot bar buffet at the Union Square Whole Foods. I always notice when there is someone hovering dangerously close behind me. I like my space while I decide what I’m going to fill my recycled carton with for dinner. I’m a salad bar frequenter, and I’ve had a few untoward encounters there — one time a man literally tried to have a conversation with my vagina as I loaded up on tropical beet salad. Keep reading »

Man With Two, Fully Functional Penises Wants To Use Them On James Franco

Hazel Jones, the woman with two vaginas, became old news the moment the man with two penises agreed to do a Reddit AMA. DoubleDickDude, who describes his two penises as both “100 percent functional,” explained to curious Redditors that he was born with a condition called Diphallia and “did NOT absorb a twin.”(If you think you can handle it, here is very NSFW pictorial proof of his double phallus — both flaccid and erect.) Oh, but that was just the beginning of what he explained. As you can imagine, there were more than 10,000 questions — some of them predictably dumb, like “Can you write your first and last name in the snow simultaneously?”  and many of them similar to what you must be asking yourself right now like, “How does he pee?” We’ll get to that, but first, let’s explore this little tidbit he dropped in FAQ:

“I am bisexual and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman, but have permission to stray only with James Franco… wherever he is.”

I have a strong suspicion that James Franco would be into it. James? After the jump, I’ve included his answers about a few of the things you’re probably most curious about and a few you may not be, like how impressive his helicopter is. I couldn’t resist.

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