Posts tagged "penises"

11 Reasons You’re Not Getting Any Blowjobs

Show us a man who doesn’t want more blowjobs, and we will show you…a man we’ve never met. Guys, we are picking up all the hints (even the ones you think are super subtle). We know that if it were realistic, you would like us to blow you all day and night (well, for 4

By: The Frisky / March 18, 2014

Shailene Woodley Gifted Jimmy Fallon With A Phallic Horseradish

Shailene Woodley continues to be her usual adorable, foraging, wood nymph self, appearing on “The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon” last night and gifting the host with his very own large phallic horseradish. Have we mentioned we love her? We love her.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 13, 2014

10 Things We Love About Chubs

As much as we appreciate the obvious benefits and abilities of a rock hard cock, there’s something about a chub — a soft, malleable, half-erect penis — that makes it our second favorite penis form. Is it the shape? The texture? The fact that it hasn’t committed to anything yet?  The appeal of being able to decide…

By: The Frisky / March 12, 2014

10 Of The Artsiest D**k Pics You’ll See On Pornstagram (NSFW)

Pornstagram is just what it sounds like — an app that lets you crop, filter and share the NSFW pictures that Instagram won’t allow. Created last July by French web developer Quentin Lechemia, his hope was that the ability to apply filters to naked pics would make people less ashamed and more excited to send…

By: The Frisky / March 6, 2014

Nothing Says Romance Like 365 Penis Pics

In February 2013, when his wife bought a white board, one loving husband committed to christening it daily with drawings of penises. Faithfully, YouTube user 365DaysOfPenises kept his word and shared his artistic vision with the world in the form of a video. He even left a note to his wife: “The real challenge would…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 25, 2014

Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

It looks like a wool sheath, but it’s a prototype of an electro-condom called the “Electric Eel.” That can’t be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve]
Everything you wanted to know about penis size and orgasms. [Em&Lo]
A shockingly high percentage of men want the women they date to resemble the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014

11 Naturally Occurring Instances Of Tree Porn (SFW)

You might not have noticed, but trees can be seriously sexy.  Especially after inclement weather has its way with them. Who can say how this human-like branch person ended up humping a trunk, all we can do is marvel at the power and majesty of Mother Nature, pervert that she is. Click through to see…

By: The Frisky / February 20, 2014

Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
A naked man walks into a bar with a bag full of didos. It’s not a joke, it really happened. [Huffington Post]
How to politely decline when your partner wants to do…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2014

The 9 Types Of Penises You’ll Meet In Real Life

When it comes to sex, there are certain things you can never be prepared for. Like, the first time a man unpacks the goods and you see something you really weren’t prepared for down there. Are his balls the size of grapefruits or is his penis just really tiny? Every penis is unique, but some…

‪An Open Letter To The Man With His Penis Exposed At The Whole Foods Salad Bar‬

Dear Whole Foods Shopper,

I first noticed you walking slowly behind me as I rounded the hot bar buffet at the Union Square Whole Foods. I always notice when there is someone hovering dangerously close behind me. I like my space while I decide what I’m going to fill my recycled carton with…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 3, 2014

Man With Two, Fully Functional Penises Wants To Use Them On James Franco

Hazel Jones, the woman with two vaginas, became old news the moment the man with two penises agreed to do a Reddit AMA. DoubleDickDude, who describes his two penises as both “100 percent functional,” explained to curious Redditors that he was born with a condition called Diphallia and “did NOT absorb a twin.”(If you think…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 3, 2014

Best Drunken Public Transportation Fight Devolves Into Penis/Vagina Insults

As tends to happen when people drink and ride public transportation during the holiday season, fights break out. It’s unclear how this brawl between these two potty-mouthed passengers on the Long Island Rail Road began, but it doesn’t really matter how it started (apparently the drunk man was yelling while the woman was on the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 26, 2013

This Woman Makes Crocheted Penises For A Living

Shana Xavier makes her living selling crocheted penises on Etsy. She should be friends with the woman who knits from her vagina. They could build an X-rated, wool empire together. [Nerve]
Let’s review this year in bad, wrong, weird, strange sex. Like, the invention of the robot that gives handjobs and the discovery…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 17, 2013

The Girl With No Vagina — Plus, The Time Mike Tyson Used A Fake Penis

British teenager Jacqui Beck said she was in “total shock” when she learned that she had been born without a vagina at the age of 17. That wasn’t something she would have noticed sooner? [Huffington Post]
Enjoy some pics from Rihanna and Drake’s $21,000 night out at a strip club.That’s A LOT of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 15, 2013

Michael Fassbender Would Like Us To Leave His Penis Alone

“It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], Your vagina … You know? … I’m insecure, of course I am. But that was just a matter of me going, OK and just getting naked … I’ve never really thought of myself as good looking. I think of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 30, 2013

Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Do Rock Star/Groupie Role Play & Other Things You Didn’t Want To Know About Him

“Yes. In fact, [Paula] likes to [listen to my music in the bedroom now] more than ever now. Sometimes she’ll even play groupie for me.”
Robin Thicke makes us all go ICK in his way too TMI Elle interview. So, in case you were wondering, he and Paula are having TONS of sex.

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 24, 2013

Penis Dunking Is The Weirdest Post-Sex Cleanup Method We’ve Ever Heard Of

Sex messes can be kind of a pain to clean up, but I think most people get the hang of it after a while. Soap, water, baby wipes, tissues and maybe a towel and some hydrogen peroxide if period sex has been had. One Mumsnet user has come up with a method far more unorthodox…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 10, 2013

11 Creative Halloween Costume Ideas For Your Penis (NSFW)

You might have big plans to dress as James Franco’s character from “Spring Breakers” this Halloween. But really, the only costume that matters is the one you’ll treat you’re date to later that night when you strip down to your birthday suit. If you really want to have a “look at my shit” moment, don’t wait until the…

By: The Frisky / October 9, 2013

11 Edible Penises That Will Haunt Your Dreams

On a recent episode of Conan O’Brien, “Masters of Sex” star Lizzy Caplan explained that while she didn’t grow up in a “naked house,” her parents had one super sexy book that she used to reference all the time. “We had an X-Rated cook book that was a gag gift from my parents’ wedding I…

By: Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 1, 2013

New Tumblr Will Provide A Fair And Honest Assessment Of Your D**K Pic

Tumblr is like the Target of the internet. While surfing for Miley Cyrus tongue GIFs, aggregating animated porn and watching cute animal videos, you can stop off and get your penis assessed by an anonymous Tumblerbot. Critique My Dick Pic is a Tumblr with a simple premise: Send your dick pics and get them reviewed…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 26, 2013
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