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Dude, Where’s My Dick? One Man’s Routine Circumcision Goes Very Wrong

You know how sometimes you go to the hairdresser asking for just a trim, but you worry that they’ll get chop-happy and cut off more than you asked for? Well,…

Katie Oldenburg |

True Story: I Prefer Small Penises

I wish more men were like Nick Gilronan, winner of last year’s Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest (this year’s contest is this Sunday, aka Father’s Day). He is proud of…

Rachel Kramer Bussel |

We Should Obviously All Go See This Documentary About A Penis Museum Called “The Final Member”

Who needs Iceland’s beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world’s most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing specimens…

Claire Hannum |

8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic

Job hunters, here’s one way to guarantee you will not find employment: attach a dick pic with your resume. We know this because, well, common sense, and a man in

The Frisky |

The World’s First Exploding Penis Popsicle Has A Creamy, Sherbet Center

We can thank GB Glace, a Swedish ice cream company, for their new popsicle known as the X-Pop. Perhaps they should have called it the XXX-Pop, because although the company…

Ami Angelowicz |

Performance Artist Steven Cohen On Trial For Walking A Cock With His C**k

South African performance artist Steven Cohen is currently on trial in Paris for a piece of he performed last year in front of the Eiffel Tower. Performance art as a medium is…

Ami Angelowicz |

Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow…

Ami Angelowicz |

11 Reasons You’re Not Getting Any Blowjobs

Show us a man who doesn’t want more blowjobs, and we will show you…a man we’ve never met. Guys, we are picking up all the hints (even the ones you

The Frisky |

Shailene Woodley Gifted Jimmy Fallon With A Phallic Horseradish

Shailene Woodley continues to be her usual adorable, foraging, wood nymph self, appearing on “The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon” last night and gifting the host with his very own…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

10 Things We Love About Chubs

As much as we appreciate the obvious benefits and abilities of a rock hard cock, there’s something about a chub — a soft, malleable, half-erect penis — that makes it our second…

The Frisky |

10 Of The Artsiest D**k Pics You’ll See On Pornstagram (NSFW)

Pornstagram is just what it sounds like — an app that lets you crop, filter and share the NSFW pictures that Instagram won’t allow. Created last July by French web…

The Frisky |

Nothing Says Romance Like 365 Penis Pics

In February 2013, when his wife bought a white board, one loving husband committed to christening it daily with drawings of penises. Faithfully, YouTube user 365DaysOfPenises kept his word and…

Ami Angelowicz |

Electric Condoms: Coming Soon To A Penis Near You

It looks like a wool sheath, but it’s a prototype of an electro-condom called the “Electric Eel.” That can’t be comfortable to put in a vagina. [Nerve]
Everything…

Ami Angelowicz |

11 Naturally Occurring Instances Of Tree Porn (SFW)

You might not have noticed, but trees can be seriously sexy.  Especially after inclement weather has its way with them. Who can say how this human-like branch person ended up…

The Frisky |

Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
A naked man walks into a bar with…

Ami Angelowicz |

The 9 Types Of Penises You’ll Meet In Real Life

When it comes to sex, there are certain things you can never be prepared for. Like, the first time a man unpacks the goods and you see something you really…

Ami Angelowicz & Amelia McDonell-Parry |

‪An Open Letter To The Man With His Penis Exposed At The Whole Foods Salad Bar‬

Dear Whole Foods Shopper,

I first noticed you walking slowly behind me as I rounded the hot bar buffet at the Union Square Whole Foods. I always notice…

Ami Angelowicz |

Man With Two, Fully Functional Penises Wants To Use Them On James Franco

Hazel Jones, the woman with two vaginas, became old news the moment the man with two penises agreed to do a Reddit AMA. DoubleDickDude, who describes his two penises as…

Ami Angelowicz |

Best Drunken Public Transportation Fight Devolves Into Penis/Vagina Insults

As tends to happen when people drink and ride public transportation during the holiday season, fights break out. It’s unclear how this brawl between these two potty-mouthed passengers on the…

Ami Angelowicz |

This Woman Makes Crocheted Penises For A Living

Shana Xavier makes her living selling crocheted penises on Etsy. She should be friends with the woman who knits from her vagina. They could build an X-rated, wool empire…

Ami Angelowicz |
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