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Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow attraction on Reddit is the E.T., the man with the extra testicle. User GardenofGandalf  waited until his 18th birthday, which was yesterday, to debut a photo of his tritestes. His mother must be so proud! You can see the very NSFW picture of his junk after the jump. Keep reading »

11 Reasons You’re Not Getting Any Blowjobs

11 Reasons You're Not Getting Any Blowjobs

Show us a man who doesn’t want more blowjobs, and we will show you…a man we’ve never met. Guys, we are picking up all the hints (even the ones you think are super subtle). We know that if it were realistic, you would like us to blow you all day and night (well, for 4 hours and 19 minutes to be exact), and trust us, we’re probably obliging as often as we can. But if you find yourself chronically blowjob-less and aren’t sure why, well, we must be blunt: the problem’s not us, it’s you. There are many ways that guys sabotage their chances for a little oral action, many of which are easily fixable. Here are a few of them… Keep reading »

Shailene Woodley Gifted Jimmy Fallon With A Phallic Horseradish

That Looks Like A Dick

Shailene Woodley continues to be her usual adorable, foraging, wood nymph self, appearing on “The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon” last night and gifting the host with his very own large phallic horseradish. Have we mentioned we love her? We love her.

10 Things We Love About Chubs

10 Things We Love About Chubs

As much as we appreciate the obvious benefits and abilities of a rock hard cock, there’s something about a chub — a soft, malleable, half-erect penis — that makes it our second favorite penis form. Is it the shape? The texture? The fact that it hasn’t committed to anything yet?  The appeal of being able to decide if you want to have sex with it or play a game with it? Or maybe it’s how open and accepting it is, like a baby animal innocently exploring the world for the first time? All of the above, really. One thing’s for sure: in the grand hierarchy of penile potential, we don’t think chubs get nearly enough credit. It’s time to change that. Oh chubs, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways…  Keep reading »

10 Of The Artsiest D**k Pics You’ll See On Pornstagram (NSFW)

Pornstagram is just what it sounds like — an app that lets you crop, filter and share the NSFW pictures that Instagram won’t allow. Created last July by French web developer Quentin Lechemia, his hope was that the ability to apply filters to naked pics would make people less ashamed and more excited to send and share them. He was right. The Android-only app already has more than 10,000 users and we suspect many more on the way.

What’s does it all mean? Well, dudes be getting artsy with their dick pics, for starters. Because … give a man a penis to photograph and entertain him for a day, teach a man to apply filters to those penis pics and entertain him for a lifetime. A quick scan through of the site returned some very creative, very NSFW photos of the male member. And this is just the beginning. Behold all the artistic dick Pornstagram has to offer. [The Daily Dot]

Nothing Says Romance Like 365 Penis Pics

Nothing Says Romance Like 365 Penis Pics
365 Days Of Penis Art!

In February 2013, when his wife bought a white board, one loving husband committed to christening it daily with drawings of penises. Faithfully, YouTube user 365DaysOfPenises kept his word and shared his artistic vision with the world in the form of a video. He even left a note to his wife: “The real challenge would have been doing this for TWO years.…”

Behold his expertly drawn: dickhawks, dicktopuses, dicktosaurs, dicktopillars, dicktocorns, dick dogs, Dickta Lisa, Dickty Sky, Girl With The Dick Earring, a Dicknorah, the Dicklympics and much, much more. Things got really abstract after the first six months. Seriously, I felt like I saw pop culture through the lens of the penis. This guy is a true Dicasso. [Geekosystem]

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