Well, penis eyeliner is a thing people are doing now
Once you see it, you won’t be able to stop looking, or decide if it’s absolutely genius or just fucking ridiculous. It’s a fine line.
These Nutella-Filled Penis Cakes Take Food Porn To A Phallic New Level
Overflowing with gag-inducing goodness, the cakes are well endowed with Nutella filling and eerily resemble the actual shape (or one of the many diverse shapes) of a human penis. …
Emilia Clarke Is Khaleesi Of Dicks, Wants Dany To Get All The Penis Close-Ups To Herself
At least she’s funny while she’s bragging about seeing Jason Momoa’s ween.
All Britney Spears Wants Is a “Hot Nerd” With A “Big Penis”, Just Like The Rest Of Us
What else is there to life, really, than a smart dude who’s packin’ heat?
The Craziest Thing About The Guy With 2 Dicks Is He’s Into Rosebudding (And Other Revelations From His Rolling Stone Interview)
Back in 2014, we told you about an anonymous Reddit user who came forward about having two fully-functional penises. He did an AMA that blew the internet’s collective mind, answering such necessary…
Swedish Hero Draws Penis On Frozen Lake
The Gothenberg City Council received multiple requests that the drawing be removed after the penis artist left their mark this weekend, but the ice is currently too thin to support…
Hey Guys, Here’s A Device To Help You Strengthen Your Penis!
It’s sort of fitting that this device for strengthening your dick with Kegel exercises looks like a vagina.
WWJDD: “I’m A Size Queen, But I’m Dating A Guy With A 3-Inch Dick”
She likes big dicks. He’s got a tiny one. Is there any hope for them? James Deen answers.
Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science
Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few…
Here’s What Makes A Perfect Penis, According To Science
Here are your new standards, dudes.
The Giant Guide To Penis Size
Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.
According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises…