penises

These Nutella-Filled Penis Cakes Take Food Porn To A Phallic New Level

Overflowing with gag-inducing goodness, the cakes are well endowed with Nutella filling and eerily resemble the actual shape (or one of the many diverse shapes) of a human penis. More »


There’s Actually A Historic Reason Ancient Statues Have Teeny Tiny Penises

It makes sense. More »


Emilia Clarke Is Khaleesi Of Dicks, Wants Dany To Get All The Penis Close-Ups To Herself

At least she’s funny while she’s bragging about seeing Jason Momoa’s ween. More »


All Britney Spears Wants Is a “Hot Nerd” With A “Big Penis”, Just Like The Rest Of Us

What else is there to life, really, than a smart dude who’s packin’ heat? More »


The Craziest Thing About The Guy With 2 Dicks Is He’s Into Rosebudding (And Other Revelations From His Rolling Stone Interview)

Back in 2014, we told you about an anonymous Reddit user who came forward about having two fully-functional penises. He did an AMA that blew the internet’s collective mind, answering such necessary and obvious questions as “How do you pee?” (A: Both dicks urinate at the same time); “Have you ever stuck both in one hole?” (A:… More »


Swedish Hero Draws Penis On Frozen Lake

The Gothenberg City Council received multiple requests that the drawing be removed after the penis artist left their mark this weekend, but the ice is currently too thin to support the weight of an adult, so they are forced to let the beautiful art thaw out. More »


Hey Guys, Here’s A Device To Help You Strengthen Your Penis!

It’s sort of fitting that this device for strengthening your dick with Kegel exercises looks like a vagina. More »


WWJDD: “I’m A Size Queen, But I’m Dating A Guy With A 3-Inch Dick”

She likes big dicks. He’s got a tiny one. Is there any hope for them? James Deen answers. More »


Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.

As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and… More »


Here’s What Makes A Perfect Penis, According To Science

Here are your new standards, dudes. More »


The Giant Guide To Penis Size

Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.

According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises than any other body part, and the most common concern seems to be making them bigger, or whether they’re big enough. The specter of a small… More »


I’ve Had Sex With A Circed And Uncirced Penis — Here’s What’s Better

The first time I came into real-life contact with an uncircumcised penis was several years ago. Up until then it was something I’d only seen online as some bizarre curiosity to me, an American woman.

A friend would ask, “Have you seen an uncircumcised penis?” Then, we’d gather around a computer as the… More »


FKA Twigs’ Met Ball Dress Proves Dicks Make Everything Better

FKA Twigs’ fiance Robert Pattinson was on her arm at last night’s Met Ball, but it was the dick on her dress that stole everyone’s attention. The dress, designed by Christopher Kane, was a Picasso-esque tribute to the body, with an artfully displayed cock right at the point where her dress slit. Sexual. LOVE IT. [The Cut] … More »


Meet Your New Tinder Boyfriend, TC, The Guy With The 22-Inch Dick

Is that an elephant trunk in your pants or are you just happy to see me? More »


This Realistic Foreskin Sculpture Is The Perfect Gift

A group of artists and anti-circumcision activists in Italy have taken to Kickstarter to promote their awareness campaign to end circumcision forever. Vincenzo Aiello is the Italian artist behind this awareness movement, and he’s the president of Foregen, a non-profit “founded to research and implement regenerative medical therapies for circumcised males.” I was unaware that… More »


Here’s A Very Important Update On Average Penis Length

Relax, bros. Your penis is juuuuuust fine. More »


Oh My God, Circumcisions Are Not A New Trend

As a millennial who came of age at a time when dance movies weren’t just a tired trope and Channing Tatum wasn’t yet a thing, I am personally incredibly invested in the general goings-on of one particular boy band: B2K. A lot must have happened to them in the mere 11 years it’s been since… More »


Rick Owens On Runway Dick: “Isn’t It About Time?”

Delightful fashion designer Rick Owens did a short interview with i.D. yesterday about his Fall 2015 runway show, which featured garments with strategically placed dick-holes. “Isn’t it about time?” he said about male nudity on the runway. Damn straight! Female models regularly expose their tits, and while full-on vagina is less popular, sheer garments have… More »


The Hottest New Trend In Menswear Is Visible Dick

Kanye may be adorning his lady in the finest merkins ermines can sacrifice their lives for, but men will be sporting no such genitalia luxury this year. Spotted last night on the runway of Rick Owen’s show at Paris Fashion Week was the hottest (god willing) new trend in menswear: flopping, ever-present dick. (Click hereMore »


“Women Draw Penises” Reverses The Male Gaze In The Best Book You Never Knew You Needed

Remember when a bunch of gay men started drawing vaginas as they see them and it kind of blew people’s minds? Philadelphia writer and artist Alex Millard remembers too, and she was struck by the fact that the project exists on the notion that lots of people have no idea what vaginas really look like, whereas… More »


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