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The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises

The FriskyOctober 24, 2011 //
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Craziest penis accidents ever! 12 Photos »
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Sex Injuries
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The penis and the balls! Such fun anatomy! You may worship the male anatomy, or maybe you have some junk dangling between your legs, or maybe you just wish you did. Penises, while all unique, are not all created equal. Some are more distinguished than others. Just ask Wesley Warren Jr. whose scrotum weighs 100 pounds. We kid you not. Keep on clicking to see the strangest, weirdest, and most notorious phalli in human history. Let the penis parade begin!

Moby Wants To Make A Porno

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comSeptember 13, 2011 //

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”

—Moby tells Bizarre magazine that he wants to make a porno starring normally-endowed guys. Now, I’m going to venture a guess that “titchy” means small. Is Moby trying to tell us something? Also, does he mean that he’s looking to star in a flick or that he thinks it’s good business to make one? [ONTD] Keep reading »

The 13 Craziest Penis Accidents Ever

Ami AngelowiczAugust 10, 2011 //
The Craziest Penis Accidents Ever!
Instead of sawing off a cabinet leg, a carpenter sawed off his own, um, appendage. Adding insult to injury, he was building the furniture piece at his mom’s place. Fifty-four-year-old Stuart Keen and his detached penis were immediately rushed to the hospital in Wantage, England, where skilled docs were able to stick it back on. His mom was quick to rush to his defense, telling the press, “Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools. This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession.” They do?! Remind us not to date carpenters. Related: 10 Sex Toys In Disguise
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The 10 Most Horrifying Animal Penises On Earth

Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 2, 2011 //
The 10 Most Horrifying Animal Penises On Earth!
I am pretty sure the killer whale, if things don’t work out at Sea World, has a future in porn.

Related: 10 Penis Problems That Will Ruin His Sex Life

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This Wrangler Jeans Ad Is All About D**k

Julie GersteinJune 29, 2011 //


Marketing is all about selling sex, sure. But this Wrangler ad, for their new skinnier-than-skinny jeans line, The Strangler, has a major boner. No. Really, like, it prominently features a guy’s junk. Watch and enjoy. Keep reading »

Who Has The Bigger Penis?

The StirDecember 25, 2010 //
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The saying that “Everything is bigger in Texas” may extend beyond belt buckles and cowboy hats. The medical journal Archives of Pediatric and Adolescent Medicine reported results on a survey of 6,200 boys that shows a “modest though significant difference … with respect to penile size between urban and rural populations.”

To put it bluntly, read more … Keep reading »

Your Penis Size Preference, Graphed

Susannah BreslinOctober 8, 2010 //

It’s just like when you’re playing darts, ladies. You’re going to want to aim for the red part. [Click here for, uh, bigger.] Keep reading »

If Your Man Only Has One Penis, Maybe He Should Get More

Susannah BreslinOctober 8, 2010 //

Did you think you’d found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend or husband suffers from the dreaded mono-penis, there is a cure. It’s called Peniplus, and by taking just a few pills a day, your man will start growing penises everywhere. Frankly, I’m not sure how you’re supposed to have sex with a guy who has a penis growing out the side of his neck, but I guess where there’s a will, there’s a way. They’re going to have to rewrite the Kama Sutra — thanks to Peniplus! [Gorilla Mask] Keep reading »

I Told A Guy His Penis Was Too Small

YourTango.comSeptember 7, 2010 //

I told him he had a tiny penis.

Well, if you want to be precise, I actually told him that his junk probably couldn’t hit my sexual “spot”—which isn’t much better, I suppose. Keep reading »

What To Do When He Can’t Get It Up

YourTango.comAugust 10, 2010 //

It happens to the best of men: arousal but no lift … interest but no erection. When a man can’t get it up, the experience for him and his partner falls somewhere between awkward and utterly mortifying—I’ve even heard of men not calling women back because they were so ashamed of their inability to keep things on the up and up. Keep reading »

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