Posts tagged "penises"

WWJDD: “I’m A Size Queen, But I’m Dating A Guy With A 3-Inch Dick”

She likes big dicks. He’s got a tiny one. Is there any hope for them? James Deen answers.

James Deen | November 12, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few…

Megan Reynolds | September 3, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Here’s What Makes A Perfect Penis, According To Science

Here are your new standards, dudes. …

Megan Reynolds | July 21, 2015 - 4:00 pm

The Giant Guide To Penis Size

Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.
According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises than any…

Ask Men | June 30, 2015 - 4:15 pm

I’ve Had Sex With A Circed And Uncirced Penis — Here’s What’s Better

The first time I came into real-life contact with an uncircumcised penis was several years ago. Up until then it was something I’d only seen online as some bizarre curiosity…

Amanda Chatel | May 21, 2015 - 11:45 am

FKA Twigs’ Met Ball Dress Proves Dicks Make Everything Better

FKA Twigs’ fiance Robert Pattinson was on her arm at last night’s Met Ball, but it was the dick on her dress that stole everyone’s attention. The dress, designed by Christopher…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 5, 2015 - 10:15 am

Meet Your New Tinder Boyfriend, TC, The Guy With The 22-Inch Dick

Is that an elephant trunk in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 2, 2015 - 11:45 am

This Realistic Foreskin Sculpture Is The Perfect Gift

A group of artists and anti-circumcision activists in Italy have taken to Kickstarter to promote their awareness campaign to end circumcision forever. Vincenzo Aiello is the Italian artist behind this…

Megan Reynolds | March 24, 2015 - 11:40 am

Here’s A Very Important Update On Average Penis Length

Relax, bros. Your penis is juuuuuust fine. …

Megan Reynolds | March 3, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Oh My God, Circumcisions Are Not A New Trend

As a millennial who came of age at a time when dance movies weren’t just a tired trope and Channing Tatum wasn’t yet a thing, I am personally incredibly invested…

Beejoli Shah | January 30, 2015 - 4:45 pm

Rick Owens On Runway Dick: “Isn’t It About Time?”

Delightful fashion designer Rick Owens did a short interview with i.D. yesterday about his Fall 2015 runway show, which featured garments with strategically placed dick-holes. “Isn’t it about time?” he…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 23, 2015 - 1:30 pm

The Hottest New Trend In Menswear Is Visible Dick

Kanye may be adorning his lady in the finest merkins ermines can sacrifice their lives for, but men will be sporting no such genitalia luxury this year. Spotted last night…

Beejoli Shah | January 22, 2015 - 3:30 pm

“Women Draw Penises” Reverses The Male Gaze In The Best Book You Never Knew You Needed

Remember when a bunch of gay men started drawing vaginas as they see them and it kind of blew people’s minds? Philadelphia writer and artist Alex Millard remembers too, and she…

Claire Hannum | September 12, 2014 - 3:00 pm

This Woman Uses Nike+ To Draw Penises, Inspires Me To Start Running

I hate running with a fiery passion. But thanks to one genius woman who has turned her exercise misery into something inappropriate, I am now inspired to lace up my…

Katie Oldenburg | August 6, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Janet Sees A Dick Pic For The First Time, Quickly Looks At 88 More

Meet Janet. Janet, bless her heart, has never seen a dick pic. (It’s unclear whether she’s seen a dick in real life, but I’m guessing yes.) Some may call her…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 30, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Dude, Where’s My Dick? One Man’s Routine Circumcision Goes Very Wrong

You know how sometimes you go to the hairdresser asking for just a trim, but you worry that they’ll get chop-happy and cut off more than you asked for? Well,…

Katie Oldenburg | July 25, 2014 - 6:00 pm

True Story: I Prefer Small Penises

I wish more men were like Nick Gilronan, winner of last year’s Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest (this year’s contest is this Sunday, aka Father’s Day). He is proud of…

Rachel Kramer Bussel | June 13, 2014 - 11:00 am

We Should Obviously All Go See This Documentary About A Penis Museum Called “The Final Member”

Who needs Iceland’s beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world’s most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing specimens…

Claire Hannum | April 18, 2014 - 9:30 am

8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic

Job hunters, here’s one way to guarantee you will not find employment: attach a dick pic with your resume. We know this because, well, common sense, and a man in

The Frisky | March 31, 2014 - 4:00 pm

The World’s First Exploding Penis Popsicle Has A Creamy, Sherbet Center

We can thank GB Glace, a Swedish ice cream company, for their new popsicle known as the X-Pop. Perhaps they should have called it the XXX-Pop, because although the company…

Ami Angelowicz | March 28, 2014 - 9:30 am
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