penises

Emilia Clarke Is Khaleesi Of Dicks, Wants Dany To Get All The Penis Close-Ups To Herself

At least she’s funny while she’s bragging about seeing Jason Momoa’s ween.

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

All Britney Spears Wants Is a “Hot Nerd” With A “Big Penis”, Just Like The Rest Of Us

What else is there to life, really, than a smart dude who’s packin’ heat?

Megan Reynolds |

The Craziest Thing About The Guy With 2 Dicks Is He’s Into Rosebudding (And Other Revelations From His Rolling Stone Interview)

Back in 2014, we told you about an anonymous Reddit user who came forward about having two fully-functional penises. He did an AMA that blew the internet’s collective mind, answering such necessary…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Swedish Hero Draws Penis On Frozen Lake

The Gothenberg City Council received multiple requests that the drawing be removed after the penis artist left their mark this weekend, but the ice is currently too thin to support…

Bronwyn Isaac |

Hey Guys, Here’s A Device To Help You Strengthen Your Penis!

It’s sort of fitting that this device for strengthening your dick with Kegel exercises looks like a vagina.

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

WWJDD: “I’m A Size Queen, But I’m Dating A Guy With A 3-Inch Dick”

She likes big dicks. He’s got a tiny one. Is there any hope for them? James Deen answers.

James Deen |

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few…

Megan Reynolds |

Here’s What Makes A Perfect Penis, According To Science

Here are your new standards, dudes.

Megan Reynolds |

The Giant Guide To Penis Size

Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.

According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises…

Ask Men |

I’ve Had Sex With A Circed And Uncirced Penis — Here’s What’s Better

The first time I came into real-life contact with an uncircumcised penis was several years ago. Up until then it was something I’d only seen online as some bizarre curiosity…

Amanda Chatel |

FKA Twigs’ Met Ball Dress Proves Dicks Make Everything Better

FKA Twigs’ fiance Robert Pattinson was on her arm at last night’s Met Ball, but it was the dick on her dress that stole everyone’s attention. The dress, designed by Christopher…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Meet Your New Tinder Boyfriend, TC, The Guy With The 22-Inch Dick

Is that an elephant trunk in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

This Realistic Foreskin Sculpture Is The Perfect Gift

A group of artists and anti-circumcision activists in Italy have taken to Kickstarter to promote their awareness campaign to end circumcision forever. Vincenzo Aiello is the Italian artist behind this…

Megan Reynolds |

Here’s A Very Important Update On Average Penis Length

Relax, bros. Your penis is juuuuuust fine.

Megan Reynolds |

Oh My God, Circumcisions Are Not A New Trend

As a millennial who came of age at a time when dance movies weren’t just a tired trope and Channing Tatum wasn’t yet a thing, I am personally incredibly invested…

Beejoli Shah |

Rick Owens On Runway Dick: “Isn’t It About Time?”

Delightful fashion designer Rick Owens did a short interview with i.D. yesterday about his Fall 2015 runway show, which featured garments with strategically placed dick-holes. “Isn’t it about time?” he…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

The Hottest New Trend In Menswear Is Visible Dick

Kanye may be adorning his lady in the finest merkins ermines can sacrifice their lives for, but men will be sporting no such genitalia luxury this year. Spotted last night…

Beejoli Shah |

“Women Draw Penises” Reverses The Male Gaze In The Best Book You Never Knew You Needed

Remember when a bunch of gay men started drawing vaginas as they see them and it kind of blew people’s minds? Philadelphia writer and artist Alex Millard remembers too, and she…

Claire Hannum |

This Woman Uses Nike+ To Draw Penises, Inspires Me To Start Running

I hate running with a fiery passion. But thanks to one genius woman who has turned her exercise misery into something inappropriate, I am now inspired to lace up my…

Katie Oldenburg |

Janet Sees A Dick Pic For The First Time, Quickly Looks At 88 More

Meet Janet. Janet, bless her heart, has never seen a dick pic. (It’s unclear whether she’s seen a dick in real life, but I’m guessing yes.) Some may call her…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |
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