These Nutella-Filled Penis Cakes Take Food Porn To A Phallic New Level

Overflowing with gag-inducing goodness, the cakes are well endowed with Nutella filling and eerily resemble the actual shape (or one of the many diverse shapes) of a human penis.

Bronwyn Isaac | July 22, 2016 - 10:18 pm

Emilia Clarke Is Khaleesi Of Dicks, Wants Dany To Get All The Penis Close-Ups To Herself

At least she’s funny while she’s bragging about seeing Jason Momoa’s ween.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | April 5, 2016 - 1:30 pm

All Britney Spears Wants Is a “Hot Nerd” With A “Big Penis”, Just Like The Rest Of Us

What else is there to life, really, than a smart dude who’s packin’ heat?

Megan Reynolds | February 16, 2016 - 2:00 pm

The Craziest Thing About The Guy With 2 Dicks Is He’s Into Rosebudding (And Other Revelations From His Rolling Stone Interview)

Back in 2014, we told you about an anonymous Reddit user who came forward about having two fully-functional penises. He did an AMA that blew the internet’s collective mind, answering such necessary…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 28, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Swedish Hero Draws Penis On Frozen Lake

The Gothenberg City Council received multiple requests that the drawing be removed after the penis artist left their mark this weekend, but the ice is currently too thin to support…

Bronwyn Isaac | January 20, 2016 - 3:30 pm

Hey Guys, Here’s A Device To Help You Strengthen Your Penis!

It’s sort of fitting that this device for strengthening your dick with Kegel exercises looks like a vagina.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 10, 2015 - 4:10 pm

WWJDD: “I’m A Size Queen, But I’m Dating A Guy With A 3-Inch Dick”

She likes big dicks. He’s got a tiny one. Is there any hope for them? James Deen answers.

James Deen | November 12, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few…

Megan Reynolds | September 3, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Here’s What Makes A Perfect Penis, According To Science

Here are your new standards, dudes.

Megan Reynolds | July 21, 2015 - 4:00 pm

The Giant Guide To Penis Size

Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.

According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises…

Ask Men | June 30, 2015 - 4:15 pm

I’ve Had Sex With A Circed And Uncirced Penis — Here’s What’s Better

The first time I came into real-life contact with an uncircumcised penis was several years ago. Up until then it was something I’d only seen online as some bizarre curiosity…

Amanda Chatel | May 21, 2015 - 11:45 am
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