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News

Kentucky man, Antoine Banks, found a creative new place to hide his illegal substances from police. After a routine traffic stop, cops found a bag of saliva saliva and liquid codeine in his car, so they decided to give him a pat down. During the pat down, they found a bag of cocaine in the… READ MORE »


Entertainment

For the happiest morning ever … (Slightly NSFW, after the jump…) … READ MORE »


Guys

Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock… READ MORE »


News

Hi kiddies, it’s time for your science lesson of the day. I have learned of a rare condition called diphallus in which a man can have duplicate penises. There have only been about 100 cases reported in the world since 1609 … so it’s really, really rare. Usually, only one of the penises is fully… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

In Eugene, Or., a hotel owner held a decidedly raunchy party in which she told employee attendees to play a game that involved her husband’s penis.

To find out what that sexy game was, and what else happened at the perverted party, read the rest … … READ MORE »


News

A 21-year-old Australian tattoo artist is facing two counts of assault after inking an unwanted tattoo on his friend’s back. The 25-year-old victim didn’t really want a tattoo in the first place, but the artist in question convinced him to get a ying yang symbol with some dragons. That sounds fugly enough, yet even fuglier… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Slate’s Dear Prudence has gotten a letter from a woman with a real problem on her hands: her man has a tiny penis. She’s 30, and he’s a great guy, but his penis is so small, after Googling the matter, she came to the conclusion that he may have a “micropenis.” What’s the problem? “When… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

And the forecast for Tuesday: cloudy with a chance of c**k. [BuzzFeed] … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Did you think you’d found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend or husband suffers from the dreaded mono-penis, there is a cure. It’s called Peniplus, and by taking just a few pills a day, your man… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

But say your lover’s penis is small. I’m talking really small. A micro-penis. Well, if size really does matter to him, and to you, there are some surgical and non-surgical options to help with that. [Read more … … READ MORE »


Celebs

“I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance.”
Mark Wahlberg on stealing his 13-inch-porno peen from the set of “Boogie Nights.” Sigh. We always… READ MORE »


Guys

If I could, I’d swap my penis for a vagina. Just for a day. I’m both physically and emotionally attached to my urinary and reproductive pleasure nodule. But I’d be lying if I wrote that I’m not curious as to what it’s like to have a secret garden. This curiosity does not call into question… READ MORE »


Entertainment

There’s nothing better to do on a lazy summer day than lay in the park and cloud-gaze. It’s an elephant … an ice cream cone … a peen? There’s no mistake. This cumulus looks like c**k. After the jump, some more undeniably wang-like clouds. Ah, the majesty of nature. [BuzzFeed] … READ MORE »


Style

This purse is way better than a tea bag. [BuzzFeed] … READ MORE »


Entertainment

No video game could be quite so depraved as “Bonetown,” the world’s first action-adventure porno video game. But a new game called “Privates” rachets up the shock factor. Tiny soldiers storm through the human body’s private parts, blasting STDs, sperm and poop and yelling nonsense like, “Oh hey, look, a massive vagina!” … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

A bridge in St. Petersburg, Russia, got defiled, and how! Man, move over Jonah Falcon, that is definitely the biggest, most clever peen on the planet. Hats Pants off to the person who laid this spray paint. We see whatever floats your boat, and raise you a bridge! [The Daily What] … READ MORE »


Style

Let’s get this straight: “vajazzling” — blinging out one’s ladyparts with pretty crystals (I guess so a guy doesn’t have to look at your icky pubic hair during sex?) — gets Jennifer Love Hewitt as an enthusiastic ambassador. But the first macho man to undergo a “penazzling” procedure gets his face blurred on the internet,… READ MORE »


News

I’ve never been able to get behind dolls that perform bodily functions, but I especially cannot understand why you would want one that does so animatronically. After the jump, check out an ad for a boy baby doll that will pee in your dad’s face — but only after you feed him and make him… READ MORE »


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