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Michael Fassbender Doesn’t Understand All The Fuss Over His Penis

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“Half of us have a penis and the other half have probably seen one, and so why should it be more normal to, like, chop people’s heads off and shoot people? Does that mean that that’s more acceptable or closer to us as human beings?”

Michael Fassbender on the NC-17 rating of his new film “Shame,” which features a full-frontal view of his junk. He makes a good point, but that will not stop most of the human population from making a fuss over his naked penis. It’s our prerogative. Dammit, he’s sexy. [Dlisted]

Learning To Love Him More: Your Boyfriend’s Cocksox

Your boyfriend’s Cocksox are very important to him. Just like your Wonderbra, he says, his Cocksox does the critical work of lifting and displaying his magnificent penis, for all the world to see. Echoing the words of Cocksox creative director Nadiah Kanawaty, Cocksox allow your boyfriend to go about his day with a “sexy secret” in his trousers. Of course, there was the disturbing incident at the playground, where your boyfriend’s Cocksox lead to some of the parents mistakenly believing he was inappropriately aroused. And so, yes, perhaps now he’s not allowed within 50 meters of a school, but it’s a small price to pay for a push-up bra for the penis. [Cocksox]

Prehistoric Dudes Did Freaky Things To Their Penises

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For the record, I don’t make a habit of hanging out with men who “manipulate their privates,” as Archeology Daily so eloquently puts it. But a new study shows that this cringe-inducing practice goes all the way back to prehistoric Europe. Analyses of phalluses in Paleolithic art show evidence of ornamental surgery performed on penises. Javier Angulo, the lead author of the study and the chair of the Department of Urology at Spain’s Hospital Universitario de Getafe, confirms that “modern primitives modified [their] genitals with the use of tattooing, perforations, and cuttings to change their appearances.” Yowch. Hey, fellas, who’s going to bring back decorative penis cutting? I’m thinking this could be a trend in 2012. Anyone?  [Archeology Daily]

SWA, Roman Showers & Bunga Bunga: 10 (More) Crazy Sex Practices We Were Unaware Of

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We already knew that SWA (sex with animals) was bad for the soul, but the other day we learned why it is equally bad for the penis. Just so we’re all clear here, sticking a d**k in a non-human animal hole doubles the risk for penis cancer. Sure, we knew that somehow, somewhere in a very intangible, hard-to-conceptualize way, that people were doing it with animals, but we were blown away by just how many zoophiles there were out there. The stats suggested that as many as 35 percent of men in rural Brazil had engaged in bestiality at some point. But men having SWA are not only on the farm; about 36 percent of the animal f**ker population reside in big cities. So there you have it, SWA is more widely practiced than we thought. The more you know. Keep on clicking to find out about more crazy sexual practices you may not be familiar with.

Why Bestiality Is Bad For Your Penis

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Amongst the other notable reasons that you shouldn’t have sex with animals — it’s weird, and twisted, and gross, and wrong — add elevated risk of cancer to the list. A new study found that men who engaged in bestiality at some point in their lives were twice as likely to get penile cancer and reported an overall higher incidence of STDs. The study conducted with men in rural Brazil between the ages of 18 and 80, found that about 35 percent of them reported having sex with animals likes mares, cows, pigs, and chickens ranging from monthly to daily. What!? Keep reading »

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about the most horrifying sex injuries you didn’t know you should be afraid of. Safety first!

13 Foods That Pay Tribute To The Penis

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Rum-flavored vanilla ice cream packed with fudge-covered rum and malt balls. Yummy, right? Until I tell you that the name of this new Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor is Schweddy Balls! Named after an installment of the “Saturday Night Live’” sketch Delicious Dish featuring Pete Schweddy (played by Alec Baldwin), this flavor pays homage to testes. What? You don’t want to lick Schweddy Balls? Aw, come on. Why not suck on a scoop (or two if you want to be anatomically correct) before this tasty limited edition treat shrinks away. Keep on clicking to see more food products that proudly (or accidentally) pay tribute to male genitalia. [The Daily What]

 

12 Movie Titles That Make Awesome Penis Nicknames

12 Movies Titles That Make Awesome Penis Nicknames
Every so often, there is a piece on the internet that inspires us to get creative, to push the limits of our pop culture knowledge. Buzzfeed’s list of movie titles that make awesome nicknames for your vagina did just that. It seems only fair that we provide a counterpart list of penis nicknames. After the jump, 12 movie titles that would make awesome nicknames for your (or your man’s) penis.

Switzerland’s Sex Ed Involves A Wooden Penis And A Fabric Vagina

In America, sex education is whatever the religious right says it is. But in Switzerland kids ages four to 10 get their sex education with a wooden penis and a fabric vagina which teachers use to “show that contacting body parts can be pleasurable.” Another part of the teacher’s guide instructs kids to learn about pleasure while they rub themselves with warm sand bags while listening to soft music. Keep reading »

11 Celebrity Penis Names

11 Celeb Penis Nicknames
It’s a special kind of man who nicknames his wang. From time to time, we are privy to the pet names of celebrity peckers. Do we want to know? Not really … well, kind of. Okay, yes! Click away to find out how famous dudes refer to their weens. Related: The 13 Craziest Penis Accidents Ever
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