Posts tagged "penis"

Quotable: Scary Things Have Happened To Channing Tatum’s Penis

“[While filming in freezing cold water] the only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done…

Jessica Wakeman | January 12, 2010 - 5:10 pm

Man Mistakes Steel Pipe For Vagina, Gets Penis Stuck

A 40-year-old man in the U.K. must have thought that the giant steel pipe he lodged his penis in on Tuesday was a vagina or some other warm orifice. Otherwise,…

Ami Angelowicz | January 8, 2010 - 3:40 pm

And The Best Penis Haikus Are …

We’re so glad that author Alan Weider is finding new ways to celebrate the c**k. After the release of his memoir, The Year of the C**k, a tale about the…

Ami Angelowicz | December 18, 2009 - 3:50 pm

The Most Ridiculous Penis Stories Of 2009

There are some pretty crazy people out there. A lot of them have penises, and many of those penises have had hilariously insane things happen to them. So, if you’re…

Simcha | December 14, 2009 - 1:00 pm

16 Famous Man Bulges

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 1, 2009 - 4:29 pm

Frisky Q & A: Alan Wieder Talks “Year Of The Cock,” Penis Size, And Vagina Worship

Alan Wieder is not embarrassed to talk about his wang. In fact, he’s written an entire memoir about getting to know his … er … penis better. Year of the

Ami Angelowicz | October 27, 2009 - 5:00 pm

Enter This Penis Haiku Contest!

I have been writing bad poetry for as long as I can remember. Well, at least since I penned the gripping haiku, “The Spark,” in 7th grade. I can’t share…

Ami Angelowicz | October 7, 2009 - 3:40 pm

How To Compliment A Man’s Wang

Our friends over at Asylum created a handy guide on “How to Praise Your Lady’s Vagina.” Do guys really need tips on stuff like that? What is the proper etiquette…

The Frisky | October 6, 2009 - 1:00 pm

Doin’ It With Dr. V: How To Blow An Uncut Man’s Mind

The Frisky’s own Leonora has just moved to France, and we miss her already! She’s having all kinds of new experiences, I’m sure. Fondling haute couture, chowing down on cheese…

Dr. V | September 7, 2009 - 3:00 pm

Restorers Discover A Big Old Erect Penis In A Classic 17th Century Painting

Sometimes it’s hard to remember that folks back in olden times (a) had a sense of humor and (b) had dirty minds just as bad as ours. But it’s true.

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com | September 3, 2009 - 3:30 pm

Why Are Penises Always Funny In Movies?

After seeing “Bruno,” one of my male friends went on a 5-minute rant about how penises in movies are always played for laughs. In his opinion, the nudity law of…

Justine Fields | July 16, 2009 - 3:00 pm

The World’s Oldest Penis Bone(r) Discovered

We’ve told you about legendary rock star penises and actor penises, but now we’re going to bring you: the world’s oldest prick! (No, it’s not Bob Barker.) The 400 million…

Simcha | July 16, 2009 - 11:00 am

D**k In A Bag: Russell Brand’s Wang Purse

The best cure for a bad case of the Mondays: Russell Brand’s penis sack. In a hilarious video on The Sun’s website, the bromantic comedian jokes around about the purse…

Simcha | July 13, 2009 - 1:40 pm

MTV Gets Boner For Racy Teen Dramedy

It seems like only yesterday that MTV was promising to create a lineup of kinder, gentler new programming. Apparently, that’s off the table. Now, the struggling-for-a-new-identity-in-the-digital-age network is courting the…

Susannah Breslin | July 13, 2009 - 10:00 am

Man With Two Penises, Loses One

Sometimes there really is too much of a good thing. Ang Qiang, a 23-year-old Chinese man, was born with two penises and after a few months of dating, his girlfriend…

Zandile Blay | July 3, 2009 - 1:30 pm

Penises, Penises Everywhere

I have a friend who is one of those crazy people who loves spotting “Hidden Mickeys” in Disney movies. I’ve made fun of her for years, but now I totally…

Justine Fields | June 25, 2009 - 5:20 pm

Are You Going To Watch “Hung”?

This Sunday, June 28, at 10 p.m., HBO is premiering a new show, “Hung.” Guess what it’s about? A guy who turns to prostitution to make a living.

Susannah Breslin | June 22, 2009 - 10:00 am

Doin’ It With Dr. V: How To Predict The Size Of A Penis

Perverted, inquiring minds want to know: how deep can a man’s love go? While the vag is designed to accommodate the shape of whatever penis it gets poked with, guys,…

Dr. V | June 5, 2009 - 4:30 pm

Love Can Make A Man Do Crazy Things, Like Chop Off His Penis

Parents just don’t understand. Back in high school, my dad dissed a dude with green dreads who came to pick me up for a date. Pops just wouldn’t let my…

Simcha | June 1, 2009 - 1:45 pm

What’s The Oddest Penis You’ve Ever Encountered?

I consider myself a lucky gal. When I go shopping, I always find something amazing, on sale, in my size. My FriskyScopes are always freakishly dead on, and Kiki sends…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 22, 2009 - 3:00 pm
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