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Today’s Lady News: John Wayne Bobbitt And His Severed Penis Visit “The View”

John Wayne Bobbitt, the man who notoriously had his penis cut off by his then-wife, Lorena Bobbitt, because he allegedly raped her and had allegedly been physically abusing her,…

Jessica Wakeman |

Oprah Talks To Transgender Model Lea T

Lea T has modeled for Givenchy and smooched Kate Moss on the cover of LOVE magazine: now the world’s most famous male-to-female transgender model is dishing the dirt on…

Jessica Wakeman |

On-Air Penis Size Joke = A Real Life “Anchorman” Moment

Meet Belinda Heggen, my new hero. During an on-air broadcast about an Australian soccer player and a little urn he received as an honor, Belinda cracked a joke…

Jessica Wakeman |

Man Discovers New Hiding Place For Drugs

Kentucky man, Antoine Banks, found a creative new place to hide his illegal substances from police. After a routine traffic stop, cops found a bag of saliva saliva and liquid…

Ami Angelowicz |

Two Things I Love, One Cup

For the happiest morning ever … (Slightly NSFW, after the jump…) …

Ami Angelowicz |

The Push-Up Bra For Dudes

Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore…

Simcha |

A Man Can Have Two Penises! What?

Hi kiddies, it’s time for your science lesson of the day. I have learned of a rare condition called diphallus in which a man can have duplicate penises. There have…

Ami Angelowicz |

Woman Sues Boss After Kinky Sex Party

In Eugene, Or., a hotel owner held a decidedly raunchy party in which she told employee attendees to play a game that involved her husband’s penis.

To find…

TruTV |

Do Not Want: The Unintentional Penis Tattoo

A 21-year-old Australian tattoo artist is facing two counts of assault after inking an unwanted tattoo on his friend’s back. The 25-year-old victim didn’t really want a tattoo in the…

Ami Angelowicz |

How To Date A Man With A Small Penis

Slate’s Dear Prudence has gotten a letter from a woman with a real problem on her hands: her man has a tiny penis. She’s 30, and he’s a great guy,…

Susannah Breslin |

That Storm Looks Huge

And the forecast for Tuesday: cloudy with a chance of c**k. [BuzzFeed] …

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

If Your Man Only Has One Penis, Maybe He Should Get More

Did you think you’d found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend…

Susannah Breslin |

How To Deal With A Guy With A Small Penis

But say your lover’s penis is small. I’m talking really small. A micro-penis. Well, if size really does matter to him, and to you, there are some surgical and non-surgical…

The Stir |

Mark Wahlberg Kept His Diggler Peen As A Souvenir

“I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my…

Ami Angelowicz |

Mind Of Man: I Want A Ladyflower For A Day

If I could, I’d swap my penis for a vagina. Just for a day. I’m both physically and emotionally attached to my urinary and reproductive pleasure nodule. But I’d be…

John DeVore |

Clouds That Look Like Peen

There’s nothing better to do on a lazy summer day than lay in the park and cloud-gaze. It’s an elephant … an ice cream cone … a peen? There’s no…

Ami Angelowicz |

A Designer Sack For Your Balls

This purse is way better than a tea bag. [BuzzFeed] …

Ami Angelowicz |

“Privates,” The Video Game That Takes Place In A Vagina

No video game could be quite so depraved as “Bonetown,” the world’s first action-adventure porno video game. But a new game called “Privates” rachets up the shock factor.

Jessica Wakeman |

Best Tag Erected Ever

A bridge in St. Petersburg, Russia, got defiled, and how! Man, move over Jonah Falcon, that is definitely the biggest, most clever peen on the planet. Hats Pants off to…

Simcha |

What Is “Penazzling”? It’s Vajazzling For Him, Duh!

Let’s get this straight: “vajazzling” — blinging out one’s ladyparts with pretty crystals (I guess so a guy doesn’t have to look at your icky pubic hair during sex?) —…

Jessica Wakeman |
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