Posts tagged "penis"

All Hail Harry’s Royal Bulge

I had a feeling about Prince Harry. Consider my hunch confirmed. Harry is packing some serious heat. I shall get on my knees and genuflect in awe and reverence. [Trudymade]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 11, 2011

A Trip To The Penis Museum Is In Order

Iceland is the place to be. Aside from the hot springs, the moon rock, and all of its inhabitants looking like sexy aliens, Iceland is home to the world’s largest collection of cock. The Phallological Museum in Husavik has an extensive collection of 209 peens and penile parts belonging to 92 different species. You ca…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 13, 2011

Frisky Rant: Katie Holmes, Penis Is Not A Dirty Word!

When I was five years old, I used to play with a little girl named Megan who lived across the street from my grandmother. One day, we were at Megan’s house playing with Barbie and Ken and I had a confusing realization. Grabbing the Ken doll, I asked Megan’s mom, “Why doesn’t Ken have a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 31, 2011

Guy Talk: The Blessings Of Erectile Dysfunction

If you’ve turned on a TV since 1998, you know how obsessed we are with hard-ons. Since the little blue pill appeared more than a dozen years ago, countless imitators of varying legitimacy and effectiveness have hit the market. Ads for drugs that promise to cure erectile dysfunction run nonstop during sporting events, and the…

By: Hugo Schwyzer / March 17, 2011

We Mourn The Loss Of The Penis Spine

Men, guess what? Your peni were supposed to have a spines like the peens of the bean weevil (left) and the marmoset. From a scientific perspective, said penile spine is meant to “grip the walls of the female’s opening” for more productive fertilization. The penis spine is also thought to clean other male sperm out…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 10, 2011

Today’s Lady News: John Wayne Bobbitt And His Severed Penis Visit “The View”

John Wayne Bobbitt, the man who notoriously had his penis cut off by his then-wife, Lorena Bobbitt, because he allegedly raped her and had allegedly been physically abusing her, told “The View” that she has never apologized. But rest assured, ladies, his “thingy” now works fine. [Radar Online]
President Obama has told the Department…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 23, 2011

Oprah Talks To Transgender Model Lea T

Lea T has modeled for Givenchy and smooched Kate Moss on the cover of LOVE magazine: now the world’s most famous male-to-female transgender model is dishing the dirt on Oprah‘s couch. Er, armchair. I didn’t know this before, but Lea T was born Leandro Cerezo in Italy to a soccer star father and Catholic…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 23, 2011

On-Air Penis Size Joke = A Real Life “Anchorman” Moment

Meet Belinda Heggen, my new hero. During an on-air broadcast about an Australian soccer player and a little urn he received as an honor, Belinda cracked a joke about her co-anchor’s dick size. I love how she says this with a complete straight face — get this woman a raise! [Salon via The…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 16, 2011

Man Discovers New Hiding Place For Drugs

Kentucky man, Antoine Banks, found a creative new place to hide his illegal substances from police. After a routine traffic stop, cops found a bag of saliva saliva and liquid codeine in his car, so they decided to give him a pat down. During the pat down, they found a bag of cocaine in the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 10, 2011

Two Things I Love, One Cup

For the happiest morning ever … (Slightly NSFW, after the jump…)…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 9, 2011

The Push-Up Bra For Dudes

Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock…

By: Simcha / January 6, 2011

A Man Can Have Two Penises! What?

Hi kiddies, it’s time for your science lesson of the day. I have learned of a rare condition called diphallus in which a man can have duplicate penises. There have only been about 100 cases reported in the world since 1609 … so it’s really, really rare. Usually, only one of the penises is fully…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 15, 2010

Woman Sues Boss After Kinky Sex Party

In Eugene, Or., a hotel owner held a decidedly raunchy party in which she told employee attendees to play a game that involved her husband’s penis.

To find out what that sexy game was, and what else happened at the perverted party, read the rest

By: TruTV / October 30, 2010

Do Not Want: The Unintentional Penis Tattoo

A 21-year-old Australian tattoo artist is facing two counts of assault after inking an unwanted tattoo on his friend’s back. The 25-year-old victim didn’t really want a tattoo in the first place, but the artist in question convinced him to get a ying yang symbol with some dragons. That sounds fugly enough, yet even fuglier…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 28, 2010

How To Date A Man With A Small Penis

Slate’s Dear Prudence has gotten a letter from a woman with a real problem on her hands: her man has a tiny penis. She’s 30, and he’s a great guy, but his penis is so small, after Googling the matter, she came to the conclusion that he may have a “micropenis.” What’s the problem? “Whe…

By: Susannah Breslin / October 22, 2010

That Storm Looks Huge

And the forecast for Tuesday: cloudy with a chance of c**k. [BuzzFeed]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 22, 2010

If Your Man Only Has One Penis, Maybe He Should Get More

Did you think you’d found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend or husband suffers from the dreaded mono-penis, there is a cure. It’s called Peniplus, and by taking just a few pills a day, your ma…

By: Susannah Breslin / October 8, 2010

How To Deal With A Guy With A Small Penis

But say your lover’s penis is small. I’m talking really small. A micro-penis. Well, if size really does matter to him, and to you, there are some surgical and non-surgical options to help with that. [Read more

By: The Stir / September 25, 2010

Mark Wahlberg Kept His Diggler Peen As A Souvenir

“I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance.”
Mark Wahlberg on stealing his 13-inch-porno peen from the set of “Boogie Nights.” Sigh. We alway…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 21, 2010

Mind Of Man: I Want A Ladyflower For A Day

If I could, I’d swap my penis for a vagina. Just for a day. I’m both physically and emotionally attached to my urinary and reproductive pleasure nodule. But I’d be lying if I wrote that I’m not curious as to what it’s like to have a secret garden. This curiosity does not call into questio…

By: John DeVore / September 1, 2010
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