Posts tagged "penis"

A Map Of Europe By Penis Size

Hi. Hello. Settle down, people. These measurements are in CENTIMETERS not INCHES. Size queens, start planning your European tour of France and Hungary. [Blame It On The Voices]…

Ami Angelowicz / December 4, 2011

British Guy Capitalizes On Big Feet, Big Penis Myth

Nineteen-year-old Welshman Carl Griffiths has really big feet. Really, really big feet. Like, size 21 feet (the average man’s feet are a size 9). Carl has used his large, floppy feet to capitalize off of a raging myth — the idea that the bigger the feet, the bigger the penis. (Carl’s also 6′ 5″, by…

Julie Gerstein / November 23, 2011

Michael Fassbender Doesn’t Understand All The Fuss Over His Penis

“Half of us have a penis and the other half have probably seen one, and so why should it be more normal to, like, chop people’s heads off and shoot people? Does that mean that that’s more acceptable or closer to us as human beings?”
Michael Fassbender on the NC-17 rating of his new…

Ami Angelowicz / November 20, 2011

Learning To Love Him More: Your Boyfriend’s Cocksox

Your boyfriend’s Cocksox are very important to him. Just like your Wonderbra, he says, his Cocksox does the critical work of lifting and displaying his magnificent penis, for all the world to see. Echoing the words of Cocksox creative director Nadiah Kanawaty, Cocksox allow your boyfriend to go about his day with a “sexy secret&#8221…

Julie Gerstein / November 19, 2011

Prehistoric Dudes Did Freaky Things To Their Penises

For the record, I don’t make a habit of hanging out with men who “manipulate their privates,” as Archeology Daily so eloquently puts it. But a new study shows that this cringe-inducing practice goes all the way back to prehistoric Europe. Analyses of phalluses in Paleolithic art show evidence of ornamental surgery performed on penises. Javier…

Rachel Krause / November 17, 2011

SWA, Roman Showers & Bunga Bunga: 10 (More) Crazy Sex Practices We Were Unaware Of

We already knew that SWA (sex with animals) was bad for the soul, but the other day we learned why it is equally bad for the penis. Just so we’re all clear here, sticking a d**k in a non-human animal hole doubles the risk for penis cancer. Sure, we knew that somehow, somewhere in a…

Ami Angelowicz / November 10, 2011

Why Bestiality Is Bad For Your Penis

Amongst the other notable reasons that you shouldn’t have sex with animals — it’s weird, and twisted, and gross, and wrong — add elevated risk of cancer to the list. A new study found that men who engaged in bestiality at some point in their lives were twice as likely to get penile cancer and…

Ami Angelowicz / November 8, 2011

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about…

Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011

Switzerland’s Sex Ed Involves A Wooden Penis And A Fabric Vagina

In America, sex education is whatever the religious right says it is. But in Switzerland kids ages four to 10 get their sex education with a wooden penis and a fabric vagina which teachers use to “show that contacting body parts can be pleasurable.” Another part of the teacher’s guide instructs kids to learn about…

Jessica Wakeman / August 25, 2011

Grab Those Snippers! San Francisco Judge Nixes Circumcision Ban On Ballot

Snip away, San Francisco! A judge ruled yesterday that the city cannot vote on whether to ban circumcision on the ballot next election. The ban, which was spearheaded by activist Lloyd Schofield, would have made “genital mutilation” of minors punishable by a $1,000 fine or a year in prison. The Jewish community was meshuggenah about…

Jessica Wakeman / July 29, 2011

Stephen Colbert Sends Up Summer’s Eve Douche Douchiness (NSFW)

Stephen Colbert is always on the lookout for injustice against menfolk. And where do men suffer the most than in the field of genital cleaning products? Women have long enjoyed empowering cleaning agents marketed to their dirty vaginas. But the poor, dirty penis? Shamefully ignored. What nerve!

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Jessica Wakeman / July 26, 2011

Money Shot: Girl Opens Wide For Penis Dog

If you plan on visiting Taiwan anytime soon, you too can enjoy a penis dog. This sexy version of the more traditional hot dog on a stick can now be purchased from street vendors. Yum? [Doobybrain]…

Ami Angelowicz / July 25, 2011

Today In Terribleness: Catherine Kieu Becker Puts Husband’s Penis In Garbage Disposal

Remember the name Catherine Kieu Becker because she is the new Lorena Bobbit. Last night, the 48-year-old California woman poisoned her husband’s dinner, tied him to the bed, cut his penis off with a knife, tossed it in the garbage disposal, and turned it on. Why? Becker told officers that her husband “deserved it.” Eve…

Ami Angelowicz / July 13, 2011

Prince William Molds A Willy Out Of Clay

Before heading back across the pond after an exciting trip to North America, Prince William and Kate Middleton spent some time getting crafty with the kids at Los Angeles’ Inner City Arts yesterday. Dare I suggest that Prince William seems to be constructing a giant dong out of clay? Oh Willy!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 11, 2011

Anthony Weiner’s Wiener Gets Leaked Online

On Monday, when conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart (left) released the images Anthony Weiner had sent to assorted e-conquests in a slow reveal throughout the day, Breitbart made it clear that he was not going to reveal one final image, the most lewd of the bunch. “I am doing this to save his family,” he explained.

Quickies: Angelina Praises Brad’s Hefty Package & Why Is Bill O’Reilly Screaming At Kim Kardashian?

Angelina Jolie praised the size of Brad Pitt’s penis, calling him “physically a real man … in all things that it means.” The kids are gonna love reading that quote in 10 years. [Celebuzz]
Naomi Campbell may sue Cadbury, the chocolate company, for an ad she says is racist which reads, “Move over Naomi, there’…

Jessica Wakeman / May 31, 2011
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