Posts tagged "penis"

Nude Man Accidentally Helps Sell French Retailer’s Kids’ T-Shirts

As the old saying goes, the problem with doing a children’s fashion photo shoot on a beach in France is that you never know when a naked man might wander…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 4, 2012 - 12:40 pm

The Money Shot: Christmas Is Busting Out All Over

Should someone tell the Johnson family that they have a very merry penis on their front lawn?  Nah. Might as well let Christmas keep coming until New Year’s. [Sofa Pizza]…

Ami Angelowicz | December 27, 2011 - 12:40 pm

The Thing About Ostrich Penises

Oh, the things I learn in a day of trolling the interweb for penis stories. Today, oh glorious day, I learned that the ostrich hard-on, unlike other bird erections, is…

Ami Angelowicz | December 14, 2011 - 9:20 am

Shaquille O’Neal Brags About His Penis, Gets A Piggyback From His Lilliputian Girlfriend

Fast forward to 3:15 and you will see Shaq receive a piggyback ride from “Hoops,” his Lilliputian girlfriend. That is seriously impressive. And she is wearing heels. The only good…

Ami Angelowicz | December 6, 2011 - 1:40 pm

There Is Something You Must Know About Dr. Phil’s Genitalia

[Dr. Phil’s wife got pregnant unexpectedly at a time in his life when he was not ready to have children.] I was doing work in another city with a good

Jessica Wakeman | December 6, 2011 - 12:20 pm

A Map Of Europe By Penis Size

Hi. Hello. Settle down, people. These measurements are in CENTIMETERS not INCHES. Size queens, start planning your European tour of France and Hungary. [Blame It On The Voices]…

Ami Angelowicz | December 4, 2011 - 2:00 pm

British Guy Capitalizes On Big Feet, Big Penis Myth

Nineteen-year-old Welshman Carl Griffiths has really big feet. Really, really big feet. Like, size 21 feet (the average man’s feet are a size 9). Carl has used his large, floppy…

Julie Gerstein | November 23, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Michael Fassbender Doesn’t Understand All The Fuss Over His Penis

“Half of us have a penis and the other half have probably seen one, and so why should it be more normal to, like, chop people’s heads off and shoot…

Ami Angelowicz | November 20, 2011 - 9:00 am

Learning To Love Him More: Your Boyfriend’s Cocksox

Your boyfriend’s Cocksox are very important to him. Just like your Wonderbra, he says, his Cocksox does the critical work of lifting and displaying his magnificent penis, for all the…

Julie Gerstein | November 19, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Prehistoric Dudes Did Freaky Things To Their Penises

For the record, I don’t make a habit of hanging out with men who “manipulate their privates,” as Archeology Daily so eloquently puts it. But a new study shows that this…

Rachel Krause | November 17, 2011 - 12:40 pm

SWA, Roman Showers & Bunga Bunga: 10 (More) Crazy Sex Practices We Were Unaware Of

We already knew that SWA (sex with animals) was bad for the soul, but the other day we learned why it is equally bad for the penis. Just so we’re…

Ami Angelowicz | November 10, 2011 - 10:00 am

Why Bestiality Is Bad For Your Penis

Amongst the other notable reasons that you shouldn’t have sex with animals — it’s weird, and twisted, and gross, and wrong — add elevated risk of cancer to the list.

Ami Angelowicz | November 8, 2011 - 1:40 pm

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of…

Ami Angelowicz | October 12, 2011 - 9:00 am

Switzerland’s Sex Ed Involves A Wooden Penis And A Fabric Vagina

In America, sex education is whatever the religious right says it is. But in Switzerland kids ages four to 10 get their sex education with a wooden penis and a…

Jessica Wakeman | August 25, 2011 - 4:40 pm

11 Celebrity Penis Names

Ami Angelowicz | August 16, 2011 - 11:00 am

Grab Those Snippers! San Francisco Judge Nixes Circumcision Ban On Ballot

Snip away, San Francisco! A judge ruled yesterday that the city cannot vote on whether to ban circumcision on the ballot next election. The ban, which was spearheaded by activist…

Jessica Wakeman | July 29, 2011 - 5:20 pm
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