Posts tagged "penis"

Justin Bieber’s Penis Has A First Name, It’s J-E-…

What have Justin Bieber fans named his johnson? (And no, we are not referring to his pet snake, Johnson.) []
Someone created a fake Twitter account for Chris…

Jessica Wakeman | June 7, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Casper Smart May Have Tattooed Jennifer Lopez’s Name On His Penis

According to In Touch Magazine, Casper Smart, not only got his penis inked, but got his “girlfriend’s name tattooed on [his] nether region.” According to a friend, “Casper surprised J.Lo…

Ami Angelowicz | May 31, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Meet Dr. Oz’s Penis

Dr. Oz’s bulge got a full spread in this month’s issue of Good Housekeeping. Either the stylist wasn’t paying attention to his pasta boner or this is purposefully soft core.

Ami Angelowicz | May 16, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Dream Bottoms: Penis Leggings

Printed pants are hot right now, but these penis leggings take prints to an arousing level. Take a closer look. That’s a d**k print.  Suffice it to say, I must…

Ami Angelowicz | May 16, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Chloe Sevigny “Cried Every Day” Playing A Transgender Hit Man

Hmm. Actress Chloe Sevigny, no stranger to transgender characters (see: “Boys Don’t Cry), says she “cried every day” while getting fitted with her prosthetic penis to play a transgender hit…

Julie Gerstein | May 16, 2012 - 9:20 am

14 C**k Socks To Dress Up Any Penis

According to an article in the Metro UK, the traditional Croatian penis warmer is making a comeback. C**k socks, which were originally worn by shepherds to protect against penile frostbite…

Ami Angelowicz | May 16, 2012 - 8:00 am

Just A Picture Of Paul Rudd Sucking On A Penis

Oh, hi there. Here’s a picture I found of Paul Rudd sucking on a penis. Just because … well, does there need to be a reason to suck a d**k?

Ami Angelowicz | May 2, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Man Claims Motorcycle Gave Him A Two-Year Erection, Sues BMW For Emotional Distress

When Henry Wolf hopped on his BMW motorcycle to take a leisurely four-hour ride, he never imagined that the ridged seat would give him an epic erection that was still…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 1, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Kylie Steger Was Not Amused By The Penis In Her Box

Aussie mother Kylie Steger was not amused by the rude surprise inside her Hungry Jack fast food dinner. She was beyond pissed when she found a poorly drawn penis inside…

Ami Angelowicz | April 26, 2012 - 9:20 am

Mark Ruffalo’s Small Penis Doesn’t Change A Thing

“That was my first day [on the set] and that was a miserable day. It was smoky, it was hell, and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those…

Ami Angelowicz | April 4, 2012 - 1:40 pm

20 Naughty Knits (NSFW)

Knitting is not just for nice folks anymore. Some people are using their needles to make naughty bits. I was delighted by this collection of hand-knit uteruses in unexpected places.

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2012 - 8:00 am

13 Legendary Celeb Penises

We still feel that Michael Fassbender and his penis were robbed of an Oscar nom for their work in “Shame.” I mean, come on, their performances were unprecedented! Even Charlize…

The Frisky | March 21, 2012 - 10:00 am

Charlize Theron Wants A Piece Of The Legendary Fass-Dong

“I have to say that I was truly impressed that [Michael Fassbender] chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because…

Jessica Wakeman | March 19, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored

People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing…

The Frisky | March 9, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Sex Lessons From Spiders: 5 Benefits Of The Detachable Penis

A recent study done with orb-web spiders found that about eight percent of the time male spiders left their entire penis behind to do the job for them. The job,…

Ami Angelowicz | February 1, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Miley Cyrus Eats Liam Hemsworth’s Penis Cake Like A Pro

Last week Miley Cyrus celebrated boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s 21st birthday by licking a confectionery replica of a penis. My, what a large cake. She looks like she’s done this before.

Ami Angelowicz | January 25, 2012 - 11:20 am

Let’s Discuss Jessica Simpson’s Penis Mask

OK. Once you’re done gawking at the absurdity of Jessica Simpson’s latest Twitpic, let’s talk about why she might be wearing this penis mask, which, may I add, is absolutely…

Ami Angelowicz | January 19, 2012 - 10:40 am

Kate Beckinsale Loves A Good Penis Prank

“We’d sort of had a little bit of an argument and [my mom] was leaving and my make-up artist had given me for Easter – I don’t know why –…

Ami Angelowicz | January 18, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Penis Tattoo Leaves Man With Permanent Boner

Things that we suspected might be a bad idea: getting your penis tattooed. A 21-year-old Iranian man was left with a permanent semi-boner after getting the phrase “good luck on…

Ami Angelowicz | January 9, 2012 - 12:20 pm

17 Famous Man Bulges

Oh, hello there. We were feeling a little on the pervy side today, because, you know, that’s how we roll, and of course, there’s the new David Beckham H&M ads…

Ami Angelowicz & Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 4, 2012 - 3:00 pm
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