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Daddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina

The moment in a child’s life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it…

Jessica Wakeman | August 8, 2012 - 9:20 am

Nice To Meet You, Penis Fish

What you are looking at is not a tank full of dismembered members. Behold the urechis unicinctus, a species of spoon worm also known as the Fat Inkeeper Worm or…

Ami Angelowicz | July 18, 2012 - 2:40 pm

UK Mayor Accidentally Dresses As A Penis For Olympic Parade

Let’s be frank here, this doesn’t look like a sausage costume, does it? Jill Makinson-Sanders, mayor of the English town of Louth, miscalculated when she took to the streets in…

Ami Angelowicz | June 30, 2012 - 4:00 pm

Shia LaBeouf’s Penis Steals The Show In Sigur Ros Music Video

Shia LaBeouf and Shia LaBeouf’s penis are the stars of Sigur Ros’ music video for “Fjogur Piano,” or, as they put it, a mystery film experiment. I call it…

Jessica Wakeman | June 18, 2012 - 6:00 pm

The Craziest Penis Accidents Ever

Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby’s two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was “utilizing the urinal in the…

Ami Angelowicz | June 13, 2012 - 8:00 am

Man Cuts Off Own Penis With X-Acto Knife (Police Believe Bath Salts Not Involved)

If you watched, or hosted, a late night TV show at any point since the mid-1990s you probably remember the story of Lorena Bobbit. Bobbit captured the national imagination when she…

The Huffington Post | June 8, 2012 - 5:50 pm

Justin Bieber’s Penis Has A First Name, It’s J-E-…

What have Justin Bieber fans named his johnson? (And no, we are not referring to his pet snake, Johnson.) [Gurl.com]
Someone created a fake Twitter account for Chris…

Jessica Wakeman | June 7, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Casper Smart May Have Tattooed Jennifer Lopez’s Name On His Penis

According to In Touch Magazine, Casper Smart, not only got his penis inked, but got his “girlfriend’s name tattooed on [his] nether region.” According to a friend, “Casper surprised J.Lo…

Ami Angelowicz | May 31, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Meet Dr. Oz’s Penis

Dr. Oz’s bulge got a full spread in this month’s issue of Good Housekeeping. Either the stylist wasn’t paying attention to his pasta boner or this is purposefully soft core.

Ami Angelowicz | May 16, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Dream Bottoms: Penis Leggings

Printed pants are hot right now, but these penis leggings take prints to an arousing level. Take a closer look. That’s a d**k print.  Suffice it to say, I must…

Ami Angelowicz | May 16, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Chloe Sevigny “Cried Every Day” Playing A Transgender Hit Man

Hmm. Actress Chloe Sevigny, no stranger to transgender characters (see: “Boys Don’t Cry), says she “cried every day” while getting fitted with her prosthetic penis to play a transgender hit…

Julie Gerstein | May 16, 2012 - 9:20 am

14 C**k Socks To Dress Up Any Penis

According to an article in the Metro UK, the traditional Croatian penis warmer is making a comeback. C**k socks, which were originally worn by shepherds to protect against penile frostbite…

Ami Angelowicz | May 16, 2012 - 8:00 am

Just A Picture Of Paul Rudd Sucking On A Penis

Oh, hi there. Here’s a picture I found of Paul Rudd sucking on a penis. Just because … well, does there need to be a reason to suck a d**k?

Ami Angelowicz | May 2, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Man Claims Motorcycle Gave Him A Two-Year Erection, Sues BMW For Emotional Distress

When Henry Wolf hopped on his BMW motorcycle to take a leisurely four-hour ride, he never imagined that the ridged seat would give him an epic erection that was still…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 1, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Kylie Steger Was Not Amused By The Penis In Her Box

Aussie mother Kylie Steger was not amused by the rude surprise inside her Hungry Jack fast food dinner. She was beyond pissed when she found a poorly drawn penis inside…

Ami Angelowicz | April 26, 2012 - 9:20 am

Mark Ruffalo’s Small Penis Doesn’t Change A Thing

“That was my first day [on the set] and that was a miserable day. It was smoky, it was hell, and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those…

Ami Angelowicz | April 4, 2012 - 1:40 pm

20 Naughty Knits (NSFW)

Knitting is not just for nice folks anymore. Some people are using their needles to make naughty bits. I was delighted by this collection of hand-knit uteruses in unexpected places.

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2012 - 8:00 am

13 Legendary Celeb Penises

We still feel that Michael Fassbender and his penis were robbed of an Oscar nom for their work in “Shame.” I mean, come on, their performances were unprecedented! Even Charlize…

The Frisky | March 21, 2012 - 10:00 am

Charlize Theron Wants A Piece Of The Legendary Fass-Dong

“I have to say that I was truly impressed that [Michael Fassbender] chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because…

Jessica Wakeman | March 19, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored

People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing…

The Frisky | March 9, 2012 - 3:00 pm
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