Posts tagged "penis"

Sisqo’s Leaked Nude Pics: Dong Da Dong Dong Dong

We know you’ve never wanted to know what’s in Sisqo’s pants. But now that the “Thong Song” singer’s nude pics are making the rounds on the interwebs,we know you are…

The Frisky | April 3, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Jon Hamm Thinks Our Posts About His Penis Are “Rude”

“Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have — a prurience. They’re called ‘privates’ for…

Jessica Wakeman | March 27, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Jon Hamm’s 8 Most Ballsy Moments

God bless Jon Hamm and his floppy, free-spirited junk. That man’s cock and balls are all over the place and he just doesn’t seem to mind at all. Not that…

Ami Angelowicz | March 20, 2013 - 1:00 pm

This Cute Little Beaver Is Actually A Euphemism For Your Dirty Vagina

Well, that’s one way to sell intimate wipes.

Playtex is hawking these new genital wipes for “before and after” activities involving your genitalia, whatever those might be. We…

Jessica Wakeman | February 6, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Benedict Cumberbatch Makes A Dick Joke About His “Star Trek Into Darkness” Costume

The costumes look great. Some of them were very cumbersome and heavy, but some were very snug. You can almost see what religion I am.
Rrrrow! I’ll bet they look…

Jessica Wakeman | January 22, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Girl Talk: Why We Should Be Talking About Penis Size

Women have no secrets. Not really.  We readily spill the beans about everything from the guy we hooked up with to our marital problems. Discussing our lives is the glue…

Claudia Maittlen-Harris | January 8, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Why Do Men Get Morning Wood? Here’s An Explanation

Ever rolled over in the morning to snuggle your dude and got jabbed in the belly button? Thought so. That’s because all men experience “noctural penile tumescence,” AKA morning wood.

Jessica Wakeman | November 14, 2012 - 11:40 am

Evan Peters Says This Season Of “American Horror Story” Has “A Lot Of Butt”

“It’s a lot of butt. I got scared. Unless I’m around certain people, I don’t like to be naked. [Laughs.] I have a great picture of me naked on a…

Jessica Wakeman | October 26, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Would You Wear … This Penis Blouse?

I normally love rounded colors and contrast piping, but in the case of this blouse, the effect is very, umm, well, it looks like a cock and balls. What do…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 3, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Penis Size Map Shows How “Short” The United States Falls

If you’ve had a craving for rain forests, untapped deposits of raw minerals, and gigantic penises, now’s the time to head to the Republic of Congo. A new study ranked the world’s…

The Stir | October 1, 2012 - 4:10 pm

Rush Limbaugh Blames Shrinking Penises On Feminism

Conservative talk radio host and major douchebag Rush Limbaugh has unwisely ensured that “Rush Limbaugh small penis” will forevermore be the most delightful of Internet search terms.

Jessica Wakeman | September 21, 2012 - 3:20 pm

Man Tries To Rape Raccoon, Gets His Penis Bitten Off

Try to have sex with an animal against its will, expect a penis injury.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” said 44-year-old Russian…

Ami Angelowicz | September 16, 2012 - 9:00 am

Some Theories About This Really Insane Picture Of Jon Hamm’s Balls

Important business to attend to! We need to discuss this crazy picture of Jon Hamm’s balls. While out strolling this weekend with Jennifer Westfeldt, there were some very interesting pics…

Ami Angelowicz | September 10, 2012 - 11:40 am

Woman Arrested For Castrating A Guy With Her Bare Hands

A woman in Shelby, North Carolina, performed an incredible feat of strength — and a horrible crime — when she castrated a man with her bare hands. Joyce Maxine Gregory…

Julie Gerstein | August 31, 2012 - 11:20 am

Daddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina

The moment in a child’s life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it…

Jessica Wakeman | August 8, 2012 - 9:20 am

Nice To Meet You, Penis Fish

What you are looking at is not a tank full of dismembered members. Behold the urechis unicinctus, a species of spoon worm also known as the Fat Inkeeper Worm or…

Ami Angelowicz | July 18, 2012 - 2:40 pm

UK Mayor Accidentally Dresses As A Penis For Olympic Parade

Let’s be frank here, this doesn’t look like a sausage costume, does it? Jill Makinson-Sanders, mayor of the English town of Louth, miscalculated when she took to the streets in…

Ami Angelowicz | June 30, 2012 - 4:00 pm

Shia LaBeouf’s Penis Steals The Show In Sigur Ros Music Video

Shia LaBeouf and Shia LaBeouf’s penis are the stars of Sigur Ros’ music video for “Fjogur Piano,” or, as they put it, a mystery film experiment. I call it…

Jessica Wakeman | June 18, 2012 - 6:00 pm

The Craziest Penis Accidents Ever

Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby’s two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was “utilizing the urinal in the…

Ami Angelowicz | June 13, 2012 - 8:00 am

Man Cuts Off Own Penis With X-Acto Knife (Police Believe Bath Salts Not Involved)

If you watched, or hosted, a late night TV show at any point since the mid-1990s you probably remember the story of Lorena Bobbit. Bobbit captured the national imagination when she…

The Huffington Post | June 8, 2012 - 5:50 pm
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