Posts tagged "penis"

Would You Wear … This Penis Blouse?

I normally love rounded colors and contrast piping, but in the case of this blouse, the effect is very, umm, well, it looks like a cock and balls. What do you think? Would you dare to wear such a phallic fashion? [$53, ASOS]…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 3, 2012

Penis Size Map Shows How “Short” The United States Falls

If you've had a craving for rain forests, untapped deposits of raw minerals, and gigantic penises, now's the time to head to the Republic of Congo. A new study ranked the world's countries by average length of erect penises and found that the Congo is home to the most well-endowed individuals. At 7.1 inches, their enormous sex organs put…
By: The Stir / October 1, 2012

Rush Limbaugh Blames Shrinking Penises On Feminism

Conservative talk radio host and major douchebag Rush Limbaugh has unwisely ensured that "Rush Limbaugh small penis" will forevermore be the most delightful of Internet search terms.
By: Jessica Wakeman / September 21, 2012

Man Tries To Rape Raccoon, Gets His Penis Bitten Off

Try to have sex with an animal against its will, expect a penis injury. "When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," said 44-year-old Russian man, Alexander Kirilov. I spent a long time trying to understand this sentence. The thought of "having some fun" with an animal is beyond my scope of…
By: Ami Angelowicz / September 16, 2012

Some Theories About This Really Insane Picture Of Jon Hamm’s Balls

Important business to attend to! We need to discuss this crazy picture of Jon Hamm's balls. While out strolling this weekend with Jennifer Westfeldt, there were some very interesting pics snapped of his junk. Some featured his incredibly sizable shlong. Not that we're complaining. There's never any issue with a devastatingly handsome man being well-endowed.
By: Ami Angelowicz / September 10, 2012

Woman Arrested For Castrating A Guy With Her Bare Hands

A woman in Shelby, North Carolina, performed an incredible feat of strength -- and a horrible crime -- when she castrated a man with her bare hands. Joyce Maxine Gregory admitted that she squeezed a man's scrotum out of his testicles (that has gotta hurt). She and the man, who has not been named, got…
By: Julie Gerstein / August 31, 2012

Daddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina

The moment in a child's life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it is weird, but I can still remember when I learned that my older brother had a penis and I didn't.  This little girl Bailey just…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 8, 2012

Nice To Meet You, Penis Fish

What you are looking at is not a tank full of dismembered members. Behold the urechis unicinctus, a species of spoon worm also known as the Fat Inkeeper Worm or the penis fish. Instead of burrowing in vagina like human penis, these Fat Worms like to bury themselves in sand or mud. If you visit…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 18, 2012

UK Mayor Accidentally Dresses As A Penis For Olympic Parade

Let's be frank here, this doesn't look like a sausage costume, does it? Jill Makinson-Sanders, mayor of the English town of Louth, miscalculated when she took to the streets in this 8-foot-tall banger (that's Brit speak for sausage) costume for the Olympic torch parade. And rightfully so, everyone mistook Sanders for a giant penis. "She…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 30, 2012

Shia LaBeouf’s Penis Steals The Show In Sigur Ros Music Video

Shia LaBeouf and Shia LaBeouf's penis are the stars of Sigur Ros' music video for "Fjogur Piano," or, as they put it, a mystery film experiment. I call it eight-and-a-half-minutes of WTF Is Going On. [Huffington Post] Vile person Glenn Beck is planning what he calls an anti-"Glee" show, whatever that may mean.
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 18, 2012

The Craziest Penis Accidents Ever

Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby's two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was "utilizing the urinal in the men’s restroom when it caused a jet of steam to shoot forth from the urinal and burn his genitals.” When he reported the incident to…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 13, 2012

Man Cuts Off Own Penis With X-Acto Knife (Police Believe Bath Salts Not Involved)

If you watched, or hosted, a late night TV show at any point since the mid-1990s you probably remember the story of Lorena Bobbit. Bobbit captured the national imagination when she used a kitchen knife to cut off her husband's penis while he slept. That one incident alone paid for at least three of Jay Leno'…
By: The Huffington Post / June 8, 2012

Justin Bieber’s Penis Has A First Name, It’s J-E-…

What have Justin Bieber fans named his johnson? (And no, we are not referring to his pet snake, Johnson.) [Gurl.com] Someone created a fake Twitter account for Chris Brown and stared trashtalking "granny bitch" Cher and threatening her with "a beating." Ooof. [PopCrush] Peter Dinklage delivered a commencement addre…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 7, 2012

Casper Smart May Have Tattooed Jennifer Lopez’s Name On His Penis

According to In Touch Magazine, Casper Smart, not only got his penis inked, but got his "girlfriend's name tattooed on [his] nether region." According to a friend, "Casper surprised J.Lo with this token of his affection – and she was thrilled with the latest addition to his already inked-up body … Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoo…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 31, 2012

Meet Dr. Oz’s Penis

Dr. Oz's bulge got a full spread in this month's issue of Good Housekeeping. Either the stylist wasn't paying attention to his pasta boner or this is purposefully soft core. He looks positively aroused by that pasta dish. I can almost hear him getting off on how heart healthy it is. There's a certain demographic…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 16, 2012

Dream Bottoms: Penis Leggings

Printed pants are hot right now, but these penis leggings take prints to an arousing level. Take a closer look. That's a d**k print.  Suffice it to say, I must own these "Is that a c**k or your legs?" pants even though they cost $150. I will wear them all the time, and…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 16, 2012

Chloe Sevigny “Cried Every Day” Playing A Transgender Hit Man

Hmm. Actress Chloe Sevigny, no stranger to transgender characters (see: "Boys Don't Cry), says she "cried every day" while getting fitted with her prosthetic penis to play a transgender hit man in her new TV series "Hit & Miss." The show has Sevigny playing Mia, a pre-op transgender hitman, and the character's genitalia deeply upset…
By: Julie Gerstein / May 16, 2012

14 C**k Socks To Dress Up Any Penis

According to an article in the Metro UK, the traditional Croatian penis warmer is making a comeback. C**k socks, which were originally worn by shepherds to protect against penile frostbite during long horse rides, are regaining popularity. There's a stag film in there somewhere. Anyhow, professional knitter, Radmila Kus decided to resurrect (or reserect?) the…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 16, 2012

Just A Picture Of Paul Rudd Sucking On A Penis

Oh, hi there. Here's a picture I found of Paul Rudd sucking on a penis. Just because … well, does there need to be a reason to suck a d**k? NO. See Paul and his penis in its full NSFW glory after the jump.
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 2, 2012

Man Claims Motorcycle Gave Him A Two-Year Erection, Sues BMW For Emotional Distress

When Henry Wolf hopped on his BMW motorcycle to take a leisurely four-hour ride, he never imagined that the ridged seat would give him an epic erection that was still going strong 20 months later. Now he's suing BMW for lost wages, medical expenses, and mental and emotional distress. Since suffering from priapism (the medical…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 1, 2012
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