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Hipster Bar Holding A Small Penis Contest

… because of course they are. A bar in Brooklyn, New York  — land ‘o the hipsters! — called Kings County Bar is holding its first-ever Smallest Penis In…

Jessica Wakeman | May 17, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Rod Stewart Explains His Shrunken Penis

Steroid use made Rod Stewart’s penis shrink back in the ’80s, the singer has confessed. You got that, Rush Limbaugh? It was drugs, not feminism. “The steroids will take…

Jessica Wakeman | May 15, 2013 - 7:00 pm

A Penis In The Garbage Disposal & 9 Other Penis Attacks

Santa Ana, California, woman Catherine Kieu Becker got really mad at her husband Glen for having an “inappropriate relationship” with someone. So mad that she drugged him, tied him to…

Julie Gerstein | April 30, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Florida Man Drops Acid And Asks Police To Cut Off His Penis

Alexandra Barnes, you have some competition. Alexandra, if you’ll remember, is the Florida woman who, just last week, set her car on fire, sat down in the middle of an

Julie Gerstein | April 29, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Teenage Boys Rejoice: NASA Drew A Penis On Mars

It’s hard out there for a Mars rover. Day after day, these dutiful little robots drive around the barren surface of the red planet collecting data to send back to…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 24, 2013 - 10:20 am

9 Penises We’ve Judged And Why

According to a new study of women Down Under — no, really, it was in Australia — women really are attracted to men with larger penises.

In the…

Jessica Wakeman | April 9, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Sisqo’s Leaked Nude Pics: Dong Da Dong Dong Dong

We know you’ve never wanted to know what’s in Sisqo’s pants. But now that the “Thong Song” singer’s nude pics are making the rounds on the interwebs,we know you are…

The Frisky | April 3, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Jon Hamm Thinks Our Posts About His Penis Are “Rude”

“Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have — a prurience. They’re called ‘privates’ for…

Jessica Wakeman | March 27, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Jon Hamm’s 8 Most Ballsy Moments

God bless Jon Hamm and his floppy, free-spirited junk. That man’s cock and balls are all over the place and he just doesn’t seem to mind at all. Not that…

Ami Angelowicz | March 20, 2013 - 1:00 pm

This Cute Little Beaver Is Actually A Euphemism For Your Dirty Vagina

Well, that’s one way to sell intimate wipes.

Playtex is hawking these new genital wipes for “before and after” activities involving your genitalia, whatever those might be. We…

Jessica Wakeman | February 6, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Benedict Cumberbatch Makes A Dick Joke About His “Star Trek Into Darkness” Costume

The costumes look great. Some of them were very cumbersome and heavy, but some were very snug. You can almost see what religion I am.
Rrrrow! I’ll bet they…

Jessica Wakeman | January 22, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Girl Talk: Why We Should Be Talking About Penis Size

Women have no secrets. Not really.  We readily spill the beans about everything from the guy we hooked up with to our marital problems. Discussing our lives is the glue…

Claudia Maittlen-Harris | January 8, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Why Do Men Get Morning Wood? Here’s An Explanation

Ever rolled over in the morning to snuggle your dude and got jabbed in the belly button? Thought so. That’s because all men experience “noctural penile tumescence,” AKA morning wood.

Jessica Wakeman | November 14, 2012 - 11:40 am

Evan Peters Says This Season Of “American Horror Story” Has “A Lot Of Butt”

“It’s a lot of butt. I got scared. Unless I’m around certain people, I don’t like to be naked. [Laughs.] I have a great picture of me naked on a…

Jessica Wakeman | October 26, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Would You Wear … This Penis Blouse?

I normally love rounded colors and contrast piping, but in the case of this blouse, the effect is very, umm, well, it looks like a cock and balls. What do…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 3, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Penis Size Map Shows How “Short” The United States Falls

If you’ve had a craving for rain forests, untapped deposits of raw minerals, and gigantic penises, now’s the time to head to the Republic of Congo. A new study ranked the world’s…

The Stir | October 1, 2012 - 4:10 pm

Rush Limbaugh Blames Shrinking Penises On Feminism

Conservative talk radio host and major douchebag Rush Limbaugh has unwisely ensured that “Rush Limbaugh small penis” will forevermore be the most delightful of Internet search terms. …

Jessica Wakeman | September 21, 2012 - 3:20 pm

Man Tries To Rape Raccoon, Gets His Penis Bitten Off

Try to have sex with an animal against its will, expect a penis injury.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” said 44-year-old Russian…

Ami Angelowicz | September 16, 2012 - 9:00 am

Some Theories About This Really Insane Picture Of Jon Hamm’s Balls

Important business to attend to! We need to discuss this crazy picture of Jon Hamm’s balls. While out strolling this weekend with Jennifer Westfeldt, there were some very interesting pics…

Ami Angelowicz | September 10, 2012 - 11:40 am

Woman Arrested For Castrating A Guy With Her Bare Hands

A woman in Shelby, North Carolina, performed an incredible feat of strength — and a horrible crime — when she castrated a man with her bare hands. Joyce Maxine Gregory…

Julie Gerstein | August 31, 2012 - 11:20 am
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