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Nick Jonas Drops Trou, Grabs His Junk In A New Photoshoot That’s Turning Me On

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m officially hot and bothered by one of the Jonas Brothers.

Nick Jonas is all grown up in a new issue…

Katie Oldenburg | October 3, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Mom, Teens Allegedly Draw 100-Yard Penis On Football Field

A 50-year-old mom and two teenagers are the prime suspects in a vandalism case that’s tainted a football field in Temperance, Michigan.

Police have accused the trio of…

Huffington Post Weird News | September 23, 2014 - 2:15 pm

Dealbreaker: He Kept Poking Me With His Boner

I once had a boyfriend who woke me up nearly every morning with his boner.

He poked it into my back, then at my butt, again and again,…

Jessica Machado | August 7, 2014 - 11:00 am

This Woman Uses Nike+ To Draw Penises, Inspires Me To Start Running

I hate running with a fiery passion. But thanks to one genius woman who has turned her exercise misery into something inappropriate, I am now inspired to lace up my…

Katie Oldenburg | August 6, 2014 - 12:30 pm

And The World Capital Of Penis Enlargement Is…

Not satisfied with the size of your sausage? Feeling bad about the brat that you got? Is your wiener simply the wurst? Guess where¬†18 percent of all penis enlargements in…

Huffington Post Weird News | July 31, 2014 - 6:15 pm

Dude, Where’s My Dick? One Man’s Routine Circumcision Goes Very Wrong

You know how sometimes you go to the hairdresser asking for just a trim, but you worry that they’ll get chop-happy and cut off more than you asked for? Well,…

Katie Oldenburg | July 25, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Rapper Andre Johnson Cut Off His Own Penis Because “Sex Is For Mortals And I Am A God”

Finally, we have answers about why rapper Andre Johnson cut off his own penis and proceeded to jump off a second-story building back in April. He told E!

Claire Hannum | July 16, 2014 - 6:30 pm

Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Wants His Reattached Dick To Appear In Porn

Perhaps you remember the story of Andre Johnson (aka Christ Bearer), the rapper who, back in April, cut off his own penis (second item) and then jumped off a second…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 1, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Meet China’s Hands-Free Sperm Extractor Machine (For The Times When A Regular Handjob Won’t Do)

File this one under “Things I Had To Check Weren’t A Clickhole Post First”: hospitals in China have machines to extract sperm. The hands-free gizmos are used by urology departments…

Jessica Wakeman | June 25, 2014 - 3:30 pm

The 5 Most Ridiculous Products Made For Crotch Maintenance

Genitals are perhaps the only thing in the world that everyone loves and most people don’t mind sharing with others. That’s why they also tend to be fairly well-maintained, be…

Cracked | June 5, 2014 - 2:45 pm

Jonah Falcon To Become Penis Museum’s Most Outstanding Member (NSFW)

Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give back.

The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest penis ever measured in…

Huffington Post Weird News | May 6, 2014 - 11:45 am

Big News, Big Guys: There’s Finally A Pair Of Slim-Fit Jeans With Room To Accommodate Your Penis & Balls

A couple weeks ago we introduced you to the “anti-thigh gap jeans,” made specifically for those of us who have a little more thigh meat than traditional skinny jeans allow…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 6, 2014 - 9:00 am
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