Posts tagged "penis"

Miley Cyrus Rocks A Nude Leotard With A Penis Drawn On The Crotch

Miley Cyrus posed for LOVE magazine in a nude leotard with a dick drawn on the crotch, because of course she did. LOVE uploaded the image above to their Instagram, but…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 25, 2013 - 6:30 pm

These Men Can Play “Jingle Bells” With Their Penises

Nothing says peace on Earth, sugar cookies and Grandma like Christmas carols played with bells attached to a dude’s junk, amirite? Kmart’s holiday commercial features six male models shaking bells…

Jessica Wakeman | November 18, 2013 - 4:00 pm

I Can’t Quite Put My Finger On What The Aerial View Of This Church Resembles

Christian Scientists are not known for their sense of humor, but have a look at this bird’s-eye view of the Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, and tell me that…

Rachel Krause | October 29, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Viagra Overdose Leads To Penis Amputation For Colombian Politician

I feel pretty confident making a broad sweeping generalization about this: losing your penis is every man’s worst nightmare. For one Colombian politician, that nightmare became a reality after an…

Jessica Wakeman | September 24, 2013 - 3:30 pm

Enterprising Weirdo Shoves Fork Into His Peehole, Ends Up In Hospital

We’ve all done something stupid in the name of sex, usually involving one too many tequila sunrises and men with neck tattoos. But one Australian man puts us all to…

Jessica Wakeman | August 19, 2013 - 4:30 pm

A Penis Cake Pan’s Continued Quest For Relevancy

The penis cake pan’s struggle is oft-commemorated in poetry and song. Surely you remember the Dylan Thomas poem “Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night (Penis Cake Pan).” It…

Julie Gerstein | August 17, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Ke$ha Makes A Jewelry Line And Obviously There Are Penises

Kesha Rose by Charles Albert is the name of Ke$ha’s new jewelry line and it is everything you would expect it to be. The most striking pieces, however, come from…

Mary Odell | August 5, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Man’s Penis Bitten By A Snake Residing In His Toilet

It’s snake season in Israel, apparently, and those slithering menaces are everywhere. And yes, everywhere does include toilets. A 35-year-old man in Northern Israel was just going to the bathroom,…

Mary Odell | July 15, 2013 - 3:30 pm

Doctor To Perform Vasectomies For A Live Audience To Make The World A Better Place

In honor of the inaugural World Vasectomy Day on October 18, Dr. Doug Stein of Florida wants to perform vasectomies at Adelaide’s Royal Institution of Australia. For a live audience. Fielding…

Mary Odell | July 10, 2013 - 1:20 pm

100-Year-Old Woman Just Really Wants To Have Sex, Is That So Wrong?

Old people: they do what they want. And if they’re feeling pervy and want to ask a reporter “How’s ya dick hangin’?”, well, so be it. I am not going to…

Julie Gerstein | July 8, 2013 - 1:40 pm

John Wayne Bobbit Updates Us On His Penis: “It’s Never Been Better”

“The doctors told me I would never be able to have sex again because my injuries were so bad. But I’ve proved them wrong time and time again. I believe…

Jessica Wakeman | June 24, 2013 - 1:20 pm

The Penis Drawing Machine Makes Dirty Doodling So Much Simpler

Use of Sharpie. Check. Penis and balls. Check. Infantile potty humor. Check. These are all the key components needed for my entertainment. Behold the penis drawing machine, which is exactly…

Ami Angelowicz | June 22, 2013 - 5:00 pm

Vagina Saves Penis From Attack By Angry Man

Non-theater geeks, gather ’round ye all and let me school you in the art of radical street theater. Really, there’s not much schooling to be done; the former actor in…

Ami Angelowicz | June 21, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Dean McDermott’s Taint Tattoo & 8 Other Celebs With Intimate Ink

This week Tori Spelling tweeted: “O-M-G … My husband @Deanracer just surprised me w/ hottest ‘Tori’ tattoo in an unbelievably intimate spot I’m blown away!”

Of course, she…

Ami Angelowicz | June 16, 2013 - 12:00 pm

It’s Theon Greyjoy’s Dick In A Box!

Yesterday, while Julie and I were discussing the season finale of “Game of Thrones,” both of us knelt down and said a prayer that some genius — i.e. someone who’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 11, 2013 - 9:20 am

Woman Draws A $1,240 Penis

Keying penises into the hoods or doors of automobiles is usually the sort of thing a jilted lover does. But not Natasha Myers, of Wesley Chapel, Florida. Natasha (pictured) is…

Julie Gerstein | May 24, 2013 - 12:30 pm

14 Celebs With Naughty Piercings

It appears that Demi Moore’s new boyfriend, 30-year-old Will Hanigan, is dipping his pearl in her oyster. And that’s not some weird euphemism for them doing Kundalini yoga together (but…

Ami Angelowicz | May 23, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Hipster Bar Holding A Small Penis Contest

… because of course they are. A bar in Brooklyn, New York  — land ‘o the hipsters! — called Kings County Bar is holding its first-ever Smallest Penis In…

Jessica Wakeman | May 17, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Rod Stewart Explains His Shrunken Penis

Steroid use made Rod Stewart’s penis shrink back in the ’80s, the singer has confessed. You got that, Rush Limbaugh? It was drugs, not feminism. “The steroids will take…

Jessica Wakeman | May 15, 2013 - 7:00 pm

A Penis In The Garbage Disposal & 9 Other Penis Attacks

Santa Ana, California, woman Catherine Kieu Becker got really mad at her husband Glen for having an “inappropriate relationship” with someone. So mad that she drugged him, tied him to…

Julie Gerstein | April 30, 2013 - 2:00 pm
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