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Jonah Falcon To Become Penis Museum’s Most Outstanding Member (NSFW)

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Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give back.

The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest penis ever measured in a documentary, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in porn. But now, he has an offer he can’t refuse. Read more on Huffington Post…

Big News, Big Guys: There’s Finally A Pair Of Slim-Fit Jeans With Room To Accommodate Your Penis & Balls

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A couple weeks ago we introduced you to the “anti-thigh gap jeans,” made specifically for those of us who have a little more thigh meat than traditional skinny jeans allow for. Today, we’d like to introduce you to another specialty fit denim innovation, but this one is for men who have a little extra man meat. The jeans are called Slimbs. Their mantra? “Slim fit jeans that aren’t a pain to your manhood.” While that tagline (not to mention the screenshot of their promotional video) might make you laugh, the jeans are far from gimmicky. Slimbs are high quality (each pair even comes with a guaranteed repair service), American-made, ethically manufactured, stylish, and affordable. No wonder they’ve almost doubled their fundraising goal on Kickstarter already. Check out the video above for more info, and let your balls breathe a sigh of relief for the roomier digs they’ll be enjoying soon. [Kickstarter]

We Should Obviously All Go See This Documentary About A Penis Museum Called “The Final Member”

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Who needs Iceland’s beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world’s most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing specimens from every mammal in the country. Keep reading »

Does A Circumcised Penis Result In Better Sex?

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For a lot of American women, the thought of the uncircumcised penis is repulsive. (Sorry, guys!) It’s not that we’re against a penis that rocks a turtleneck, but it’s just something to which we’re not accustomed. You can’t be mad at us if we recoil in fear and confusion when face-to-face with an uncut member! It’s not our fault we’re American! Read what several experienced women had to say about uncircumcised penises on Your Tango…

Dude Suffers Terrifying Seven-Week Erection After Biking Accident

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After a mountain biking crash, a 22-year-old Irish man found himself with an erection that lasted for seven weeks. When he slammed into his handle bars during the crash, he was left with a hard-on that just wouldn’t quit. He kept the result of his “irregular bloodflow” to himself for five weeks (how he managed that is beyond me) and finally paid a visit to Tallaght Hospital in Dublin, where it took doctors two weeks to find a way to treat it. His otherwise good health made the rare case even more baffling. Keep reading »

Shia LaBeouf Had To Submit Dick Pics For “Nymphomaniac”

  • Shia LaBeouf was asked to submit pictures of his penis during part of casting for “Nymphomaniac,” the new Lars von Trier sex flick. Did they check to make sure it was really his? [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Dennis Rodman lost his shit during a CNN interview from Pyongyang, North Korea. [The Wire]
  • Ralph Lauren’s 41-year-old niece Jenny Lauren had a drunken shitfit on an airline flight, causing the plane to be diverted to Shannon, Ireland, where she was arrested. [Daily Mail UK]
  • A village in the UK called Kings Langley is officially changing its name in February to the capital in “Game Of Thrones” called Kings Landing. [Perez Hilton]
  • Tina Fey says Jimmy Fallon and Kristen Wiig are the only too people who were completely ready to be on “Saturday Night Live” from the moment they auditioned. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »
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