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Why Bestiality Is Bad For Your Penis

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Amongst the other notable reasons that you shouldn’t have sex with animals — it’s weird, and twisted, and gross, and wrong — add elevated risk of cancer to the list. A new study found that men who engaged in bestiality at some point in their lives were twice as likely to get penile cancer and reported an overall higher incidence of STDs. The study conducted with men in rural Brazil between the ages of 18 and 80, found that about 35 percent of them reported having sex with animals likes mares, cows, pigs, and chickens ranging from monthly to daily. What!? Keep reading »

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about the most horrifying sex injuries you didn’t know you should be afraid of. Safety first!

13 Foods That Pay Tribute To The Penis

Ben And Jerry's Schweddy Balls Ice Cream
Rum-flavored vanilla ice cream packed with fudge-covered rum and malt balls. Yummy, right? Until I tell you that the name of this new Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor is Schweddy Balls! Named after an installment of the “Saturday Night Live’” sketch Delicious Dish featuring Pete Schweddy (played by Alec Baldwin), this flavor pays homage to testes. What? You don’t want to lick Schweddy Balls? Aw, come on. Why not suck on a scoop (or two if you want to be anatomically correct) before this tasty limited edition treat shrinks away. Keep on clicking to see more food products that proudly (or accidentally) pay tribute to male genitalia. [The Daily What]

 

12 Movie Titles That Make Awesome Penis Nicknames

12 Movies Titles That Make Awesome Penis Nicknames
Every so often, there is a piece on the internet that inspires us to get creative, to push the limits of our pop culture knowledge. Buzzfeed’s list of movie titles that make awesome nicknames for your vagina did just that. It seems only fair that we provide a counterpart list of penis nicknames. After the jump, 12 movie titles that would make awesome nicknames for your (or your man’s) penis.

Switzerland’s Sex Ed Involves A Wooden Penis And A Fabric Vagina

In America, sex education is whatever the religious right says it is. But in Switzerland kids ages four to 10 get their sex education with a wooden penis and a fabric vagina which teachers use to “show that contacting body parts can be pleasurable.” Another part of the teacher’s guide instructs kids to learn about pleasure while they rub themselves with warm sand bags while listening to soft music. Keep reading »

11 Celebrity Penis Names

11 Celeb Penis Nicknames
It’s a special kind of man who nicknames his wang. From time to time, we are privy to the pet names of celebrity peckers. Do we want to know? Not really … well, kind of. Okay, yes! Click away to find out how famous dudes refer to their weens. Related: The 13 Craziest Penis Accidents Ever
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