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Meet Dr. Oz’s Penis

Dr. Oz’s bulge got a full spread in this month’s issue of Good Housekeeping. Either the stylist wasn’t paying attention to his pasta boner or this is purposefully soft core. He looks positively aroused by that pasta dish. I can almost hear him getting off on how heart healthy it is. There’s a certain demographic who may find themselves turned on by the combination of food, crotch and Dr. Oz. [Buzzfeed]

Dream Bottoms: Penis Leggings

Muscle Leggings
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Do Not Want: Picnic Pants
Now you can eat potato salad off your crotch! Read More »

Printed pants are hot right now, but these penis leggings take prints to an arousing level. Take a closer look. That’s a d**k print.  Suffice it to say, I must own these “Is that a c**k or your legs?” pants even though they cost $150. I will wear them all the time, and wear them proudly. I believe they are what you’d call a conversation piece. [Dlisted]

Chloe Sevigny “Cried Every Day” Playing A Transgender Hit Man

My Transition Story
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Chloe Sevigny As Terry
Chloe Sevigny as Terry Richardson photo
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Transphobia
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Hmm. Actress Chloe Sevigny, no stranger to transgender characters (see: “Boys Don’t Cry), says she “cried every day” while getting fitted with her prosthetic penis to play a transgender hit man in her new TV series “Hit & Miss.” The show has Sevigny playing Mia, a pre-op transgender hitman, and the character’s genitalia deeply upset the actress. “I cried every day when they put it on. You know, I’m ample-chested and I have this on. I felt very exposed, and it was hard, very hard, having people so close to your personal parts anyway — who you’re not sleeping with — for an hour-and-a-half each day, to put it on,” she admitted to The Daily Telegraph.  Keep reading »

Just A Picture Of Paul Rudd Sucking On A Penis

Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »

Oh, hi there. Here’s a picture I found of Paul Rudd sucking on a penis. Just because … well, does there need to be a reason to suck a d**k? NO. See Paul and his penis in its full NSFW glory after the jump. Keep reading »

Man Claims Motorcycle Gave Him A Two-Year Erection, Sues BMW For Emotional Distress

Be My Boyfriend:Jet Bike
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When Henry Wolf hopped on his BMW motorcycle to take a leisurely four-hour ride, he never imagined that the ridged seat would give him an epic erection that was still going strong 20 months later. Now he’s suing BMW for lost wages, medical expenses, and mental and emotional distress. Since suffering from priapism (the medical term for a boner that just won’t quit), Wolf has been “unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish,” his lawyer stated in the lawsuit. No word yet from BMW, but apparently both the motorcycle and medical communities are baffled by Wolf’s condition, since motorcycle seats are much more likely to cause a very different problem: impotence. Either way, be careful out there, bikers: those seats are definitely not working in your favor. [Yahoo News]

Kylie Steger Was Not Amused By The Penis In Her Box

McNugget Prostitution
Woman tried to exchange bjs for nuggets. Read More »
Ice Cream Assault
Assault with a deadly ice cream cake at McDonald's. Read More »
Nugget Boy
This guy is bf material. Read More »

Aussie mother Kylie Steger was not amused by the rude surprise inside her Hungry Jack fast food dinner. She was beyond pissed when she found a poorly drawn penis inside her hamburger box. “It literally made me sick … If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?” Steger complained. I wonder if she would have felt differently if the penis rendering was more, well, professional. Hungry Jacks is taking the complaint “very seriously” and has launched an investigation to get to the bottom of the penis incident. I, on the other hand, can’t stop laughing. I would be thrilled if there was a penis in my box. Also, may I just point out that the name of the person who wrote this news item is Stuart Cumming. You’re welcome. [The Chronicle]

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