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Woman Arrested For Castrating A Guy With Her Bare Hands

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A woman in Shelby, North Carolina, performed an incredible feat of strength — and a horrible crime — when she castrated a man with her bare hands. Joyce Maxine Gregory admitted that she squeezed a man’s scrotum out of his testicles (that has gotta hurt). She and the man, who has not been named, got in an argument Saturday morning. As he attempted to walk away from her, she squeezed him. Gregory was arrested and charged with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury, and her bond was set at $20,000. Police say that when she was arrested, she pulled down her pants and peed in the squad car. Okay then. [Kait8]

Daddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina

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Daddy Has A Penis?

The moment in a child’s life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it is weird, but I can still remember when I learned that my older brother had a penis and I didn’t.  This little girl Bailey just found out that Daddy has a penis and Mommy doesn’t. She’s still a bit confused about Grandma, however. At least Bailey is learning the real words and not “wee wee” and “hoo hoo,” which drive me crazy. [HyperVocal]

UK Mayor Accidentally Dresses As A Penis For Olympic Parade

Let’s be frank here, this doesn’t look like a sausage costume, does it? Jill Makinson-Sanders, mayor of the English town of Louth, miscalculated when she took to the streets in this 8-foot-tall banger (that’s Brit speak for sausage) costume for the Olympic torch parade. And rightfully so, everyone mistook Sanders for a giant penis. “She didn’t carry the torch but when you saw her running down the street by the torch relay team nearby it really looked like she was wearing something obscene,” said Sandra Ellington, a resident of Louth. “Surely she could see that it looked more like a c**k. I can’t believe she could have been so stupid … she’s made the town a laughing stock,” added — rhymed! — another embarrassed resident. Oops. But Sanders is not apologizing. She defended her choice of attire saying, “I was not attending [the event] in my capacity as mayor.” You heard the lady. On her off time, she is free to do as she pleases. Read as: Dress up as a d**k. [Mirror UK]

Shia LaBeouf’s Penis Steals The Show In Sigur Ros Music Video

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  • Shia LaBeouf and Shia LaBeouf’s penis are the stars of Sigur Ros’ music video for “Fjogur Piano,” or, as they put it, a mystery film experiment. I call it eight-and-a-half-minutes of WTF Is Going On. [Huffington Post]
  • Vile person Glenn Beck is planning what he calls an anti-”Glee” show, whatever that may mean. I guess a fun program for kids promoting hate and intolerance? [PopCrush]
  • Rachel McAdams’ new short ‘do is trés adorbs. Eat your heart out, Gos. [Betty Confidential]
  • The four eldest daughters in the Duggar family will be writing an advice/self-help book aimed at young women. [Faith Goes Pop]
  • Is Conde Nast trying to cripple former French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld’s new magazine, CR? It would seem so. [Refinery29] Keep reading »

Man Cuts Off Own Penis With X-Acto Knife (Police Believe Bath Salts Not Involved)

If you watched, or hosted, a late night TV show at any point since the mid-1990s you probably remember the story of Lorena Bobbit. Bobbit captured the national imagination when she used a kitchen knife to cut off her husband’s penis while he slept. That one incident alone paid for at least three of Jay Leno’s very expensive cars.

What happened in the typically sleepy San Francisco suburb of Fremont this week was a little different. Fremont police report they responded to a 911 call early Thursday morning to find a 20-year old man who had cut off his own penis with an X-Acto knife.

“Whether it’s paper, wood, cloth or any other material, X-Acto knives let you cut through almost anything with precision and ease,” X-Acto’s website reads. Read more …

Justin Bieber’s Penis Has A First Name, It’s J-E-…

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  • What have Justin Bieber fans named his johnson? (And no, we are not referring to his pet snake, Johnson.) [Gurl.com]
  • Someone created a fake Twitter account for Chris Brown and stared trashtalking “granny bitch” Cher and threatening her with “a beating.” Ooof. [PopCrush]
  • Peter Dinklage delivered a commencement address at Bennington College and you can watch it online. I know what Amelia is doing tonight! [Crushable]
  • Who is Skylar Laine and why do some people call her “the Snooki of country music”? [Racked]
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