“I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance.”
—Mark Wahlberg on stealing his 13-inch-porno peen from the set of “Boogie Nights.” Sigh. We always want what we can’t have. [Starpulse] Keep reading »
If I could, I’d swap my penis for a vagina. Just for a day. I’m both physically and emotionally attached to my urinary and reproductive pleasure nodule. But I’d be lying if I wrote that I’m not curious as to what it’s like to have a secret garden. This curiosity does not call into question my sexuality, nor does it suggest that I’m an enlightened man who longs to experience the burdens of the feminine condition. The female reproductive organ is a source of endless fascination to men. We desire its sensual folds, fear its bloody mysteries, and owe it our very existence. One day I think it will be possible for men and women to trade genitals for fun and recreation. Keep reading »
There’s nothing better to do on a lazy summer day than lay in the park and cloud-gaze. It’s an elephant … an ice cream cone … a peen? There’s no mistake. This cumulus looks like c**k. After the jump, some more undeniably wang-like clouds. Ah, the majesty of nature. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
This purse is way better than a tea bag. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
No video game could be quite so depraved as “Bonetown,” the world’s first action-adventure porno video game. But a new game called “Privates” rachets up the shock factor. Tiny soldiers storm through the human body’s private parts, blasting STDs, sperm and poop and yelling nonsense like, “Oh hey, look, a massive vagina!” Keep reading »
A bridge in St. Petersburg, Russia, got defiled, and how! Man, move over Jonah Falcon, that is definitely the biggest, most clever peen on the planet. Hats Pants off to the person who laid this spray paint. We see whatever floats your boat, and raise you a bridge! [The Daily What] Keep reading »
Let’s get this straight: “vajazzling” — blinging out one’s ladyparts with pretty crystals (I guess so a guy doesn’t have to look at your icky pubic hair during sex?) — gets Jennifer Love Hewitt as an enthusiastic ambassador. But the first macho man to undergo a “penazzling” procedure gets his face blurred on the internet, sex victim-style, and he doesn’t even have crystals glued onto his penis?!?! Keep reading »
I’ve never been able to get behind dolls that perform bodily functions, but I especially cannot understand why you would want one that does so animatronically. After the jump, check out an ad for a boy baby doll that will pee in your dad’s face — but only after you feed him and make him laugh until his robotic penis stands at attention. (Note: it’s semi-NSFW.) Keep reading »
Each spring, Kawasaki, Japan, puts on an annual fertility/penis festival, and a Japanese restaurant in New York City is carrying on the tradition. Matsuri will host its own Kanamara Matsuri, or Festival of the Steel Phallus, on Thursday, complete with edible sweetmeat resembling male members. The special menu includes a Big Sausage, a Get It Up Hot Pot, and for dessert, a Hard Banana Cream Pie. If you were hoping for an appropriate time to suggestively eat phallic-shaped food, here’s your chance. [Refinery29] Keep reading »
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