Posts tagged "penis"

Go Ahead, Name Your Wang!

For as long as penises have existed, guys — and their girlfriends — have bestowed names on their best buds. In fact, I’m pretty sure back in the caveman era, popular dick-names were Harry, Larry and Bob. These days, however, the naming process has gotten a modern twist. A new website, NameYourWang.com, the first and…

Wendy Atterberry / September 23, 2008

Doin’ It: The Top 10 Penis Types

Every free market has a wide range of available goods. The same holds true for men and their penises. Because it’s important to know what’s out there in phalluses, after the jump are the top ten penis types you’re bound to encounter on the road to Mr. Right Member.

Simcha / September 18, 2008

Flashback: Lysol Is Not For Your Ladybits

Did you know Lysol used to advertise itself as appropriate for feminine hygiene? “A man marries a woman because he loves her,” the copy for this vintage ad reads. “Instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself.” According to this retro-minded public service message, a woman should “safeguard her…

Simcha / September 18, 2008

Sex Advice: Two Women Wonder About Doing The Uncircumcised

“My boyfriend is uncircumcised and super sensitive when I give him oral. I do enjoy giving head most of the time and I’ve honestly never received any complaints from previous boyfriends. However, I just haven’t found quite the right maneuver that completely blows his mind (no pun intended). Do you have any suggestions?” — In

Sexpert Lindsay / September 17, 2008

Poll: Balls Versus Boobs

While my Dolly Parton-esque double D’s provide my sexy-time friends with far, far more than a handful, my breasts prevent me from normal activities. Like crossing my heart to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Like squeezing between tables at restaurants without whacking someone in the face. Like wearing button-up shirts and running at the same…

Simcha / September 15, 2008

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: What Would You Do With A Vag For A Day?

Dang, “What Would You Do With A D–k For A Day?” really was a hot topic huh? Thanks for stopping by gentlemen and cluing us into some fun we might have missed. But the thing really weighing on my mind? Do guys ever consider what they would do with a vagina for a day? I…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 2, 2008

Erectile Disfunction: Use It Or Lose It

When it comes to erectile dysfunction, Finnish researchers have found that the “use it or loose it” principle holds true. Published in the July issue of The American Journal of Medicine, a study from the Department of Urology at Tampere University examined almost 1000 men between the ages of 55 and 75. They concluded that…

Simcha / July 7, 2008

Pete Wentz Makes Out With Dudes

In the latest issue of Out magazine, Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz admitted to making out with dudes as “sexual rebellion”, but we’re not buying the rebel without a cause routine. We blame it on his low self-esteem: Wentz claims he doesn’t even like his own genital junk (a classic sign that he’s afraid to…

Simcha / July 2, 2008

The Penis in Print

Bigger is better! To show off this saying, author Dian Hanson has poured through pornos in search of the most impressive members of the male gender for The Big Penis Book. And of course, it’s hard cover. Known for her Taschen coffee table masterpiece, The Big Book of Breasts, Hanson has assembled another book of…

Simcha / May 23, 2008

Well-Endowed Museum

Today’s news is all about penises. Showing off the family jewels usually just involves a zipper, but for Sigurdur Hjartarson, it takes a museum. The curator and collector has opened the Icelandic Phallological Museum dedicated to the penis specimens of 261 animals. From the 2mm hamster wang that requires a microscope, to the 154 pound,…

Simcha / May 16, 2008

Frisky Chatter: Dish From The Frisky Forums

Hello pretty people! We hereby order you to take five minutes out of your precious time and to go over to the Frisky forums for three extremely important reasons:
We’re desperate from your thoughts on summer shorts. We’re going to be doing a slideshow based on your recommendations, so don’t leave us hanging. We cry…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 2, 2008

The Hard & Soul Of Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Yesterday we posted a review of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a movie which has an R-rating despite the fact that there’s a whole lotta peen to be seen. Apparently, the film was able to avoid an NC-17 rating because the ratings board told the filmmakers that star Jason Segal’s penis would have to remain flaccid during…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 25, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Housework, Wiener Worship, And A Personal Mastectomy Story

According to a new study, men create as much as seven hours of extra housework for women every week, while a wife saves men from about an hour of housework a week. Supposedly this is due to the fact that men tend to do more labor outside the home. These results are based on recent…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 7, 2008

Solid Advice For Guys From Vong

Vong has an easy way to help men remember what they need to do to get girls. Take four minutes out of your day and learn something from Vong. It will be worth it. [YouTube]…

Catherine Strawn / March 28, 2008

Vagenius: The Evolution Of Monkey Business

While a lot of celebrities like to walk around with their cooters out, it turns out that just means they’re less evolved females. Big surprise! But seriously, evolution is to blame for all the problems men have reading women’s sexual signals — although it seems like the trade off was worth it. Back in the…

Simcha / March 25, 2008

It Tastes Like Pork

There is a restaurant in China that serves penises. And not just one kind — the Guo-li-zhuang restaurant serves water-buffalo penis, goat’s penis, bull’s penis tip, dog’s penis, and more. The flavor is “mainly of pork braised in hot stock,” writes Stefan Gates, in an excerpt from In the Danger Zone. While it strikes u…

Catherine Strawn / March 17, 2008
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