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We Should Obviously All Go See This Documentary About A Penis Museum Called “The Final Member”

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This Trailer Is Only Kinda SFW

Who needs Iceland’s beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world’s most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing specimens from every mammal in the country. Keep reading »

Does A Circumcised Penis Result In Better Sex?

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For a lot of American women, the thought of the uncircumcised penis is repulsive. (Sorry, guys!) It’s not that we’re against a penis that rocks a turtleneck, but it’s just something to which we’re not accustomed. You can’t be mad at us if we recoil in fear and confusion when face-to-face with an uncut member! It’s not our fault we’re American! Read what several experienced women had to say about uncircumcised penises on Your Tango…

Dude Suffers Terrifying Seven-Week Erection After Biking Accident

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After a mountain biking crash, a 22-year-old Irish man found himself with an erection that lasted for seven weeks. When he slammed into his handle bars during the crash, he was left with a hard-on that just wouldn’t quit. He kept the result of his “irregular bloodflow” to himself for five weeks (how he managed that is beyond me) and finally paid a visit to Tallaght Hospital in Dublin, where it took doctors two weeks to find a way to treat it. His otherwise good health made the rare case even more baffling. Keep reading »

Shia LaBeouf Had To Submit Dick Pics For “Nymphomaniac”

  • Shia LaBeouf was asked to submit pictures of his penis during part of casting for “Nymphomaniac,” the new Lars von Trier sex flick. Did they check to make sure it was really his? [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Dennis Rodman lost his shit during a CNN interview from Pyongyang, North Korea. [The Wire]
  • Ralph Lauren’s 41-year-old niece Jenny Lauren had a drunken shitfit on an airline flight, causing the plane to be diverted to Shannon, Ireland, where she was arrested. [Daily Mail UK]
  • A village in the UK called Kings Langley is officially changing its name in February to the capital in “Game Of Thrones” called Kings Landing. [Perez Hilton]
  • Tina Fey says Jimmy Fallon and Kristen Wiig are the only too people who were completely ready to be on “Saturday Night Live” from the moment they auditioned. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Man Claims “Big, Black Snake” In Toilet Bit His Penis

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Sssssucks to be you, man. A man in Ghana claims he was using a public toilet when a ‘big, black snake’ bit him on the tip of his penis on Wednesday. Kwabena Nkrumah, 34, said the pain was intense, and that he ran out of the public toilet screaming, “Snake! Snake! Snake!” which in turn caused others using the facilities to panic and flee, according to Ghanaweb.com. Read more on Huffington Post …

Can You Guess Which State Has The “Biggest” Men?

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Can You Guess Which State Has The "Biggest" Men?

In an act of true patriotism, Condomania.com did a little research on the United States’ size trends based on who bought the highest numbers of larger-sized condoms. “America’s first online condom store” used the data to put together a handy list that ranks our great 50 states by the size of their residents’ junk. Since the ranking is based solely on sizes purchased rather than the dudes’ actual measurements, the results kind of neglect the fact that lots of men are buying the wrong condom size plenty of the time, for all kinds of reasons. But this is all in good fun anyway, so the results don’t need to be perfect, right? After all, size isn’t the huge deal that certain bros seem to see it as. Check out the surprising findings here, listed from largest to smallest. Do with this info what you will – and maybe consider watching “Fargo” as foreplay from now on. Nothing says sexy quite like the Plains States. [Time; Cosmopolitan]

Mike Tyson Explains Everything You Want To Know About Passing A Drug Test With A Fake Penis

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"It Works Really Effectively"

In his memoir, Undisputed Truth, Mike Tyson revealed that he used a fake penis with someone else’s clean urine to pass drug tests. Chelsea Handler, being Chelsea Handler, wanted to know all the details. Here’s Tyson explaining how he used a fake dick connected to a jock strap to hide his drug use, which apparently was not very difficult because the drug tester usually doesn’t stare at your junk while you submit your sample. Also, it can’t be used like a dildo. Well. That is more than I wanted to know about the penis of a convicted rapist. Er, fake penis. [YouTube.com/ChelseaLately]

Miley Cyrus Rocks A Nude Leotard With A Penis Drawn On The Crotch

  • Miley Cyrus posed for LOVE magazine in a nude leotard with a dick drawn on the crotch, because of course she did. LOVE uploaded the image above to their Instagram, but shortly thereafter replaced it with a similar image featuring a strategically placed reindeer. Luckily StyleCaster snagged a screenshot first. The internet never forgets a good dick joke. [StyleCaster]
  • And Miley’s 21st birthday weekend started off on a low note — her house was burglarized Friday night. Anyone know what the Bling Ring was up to that evening? [The Blemish]
  • Brittany Murphy’s mom is calling claims made by her ex husband that Murphy and her husband’s deaths were the result of foul play “absurd” “lies.” [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

These Men Can Play “Jingle Bells” With Their Penises

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Jingle Balls, I Mean, Bells

Nothing says peace on Earth, sugar cookies and Grandma like Christmas carols played with bells attached to a dude’s junk, amirite? Kmart’s holiday commercial features six male models shaking bells on their penises — hidden beneath their Joe Boxers, of course — to the tune of “Jingle Bells.” The gag is subtle enough that little kids might not understand, but strange enough that adults will feel a mix of “ew” and “cool!”  Whether you think playing “Jingle Balls” with your junk is vulgar or good-natured fun, you have to admit it takes coordination! [AdWeek]

I Can’t Quite Put My Finger On What The Aerial View Of This Church Resembles

Aerial view of Christian Science church looks like a penis

Christian Scientists are not known for their sense of humor, but have a look at this bird’s-eye view of the Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, and tell me that God isn’t laughing right about now. Furthermore, the congregation’s slogan is “rising up.” All of the jokes have already been made. I didn’t even have to do a damn thing. [via Gawker]

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