Posts tagged "penis"

World’s First Penis Transplant Is A Success!

Good news everyone, the world's first successful penis transplant was performed in South Africa in December. But I guess it took them that long to see if this was the real deal and ... it was! The surgery was performed on a 21-year-old man who lost his penis after a botched circumcision (something that the…
By: Katrin Higher / March 14, 2015

Happy Presidents Day, Here Is A Pic Of Justin Bieber’s Penis

NSFW version here. So is this a legit photo of Justin Bieber's commander-in-chief? Dude, I don't know, all dicks kinda look alike to me, but AJ Daulerio over at Ratter seems pretty familiar and convinced of its authenticity. Get the full scoop on Justin's alleged dong at the link.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 16, 2015

If You Had 100 Boners Left In Your Life, What Would You Do?

Over the weekend, a 34-year-old friend of a BroBible staffer e-mailed his network with some distressing news: He was diagnosed with ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa and was told by his doctor that he has 100 erections left in his entire life. He explains: “Basically, there’s a reservoir in your penis that fill…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 9, 2015

Man Whose Wife Chopped His Wang Off Twice Might Do Porn

Remember our friend Fan Lung, the unfaithful man in China whose wife chopped his penis off twice? Remember how the doctors re-attached it, then his wife came back in his hospital room like, "Nope, sorry bud," and chopped it off AGAIN and threw it to the street? Well, a porn company want…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 28, 2015

Rick Owens On Runway Dick: “Isn’t It About Time?”

Delightful fashion designer Rick Owens did a short interview with i.D. yesterday about his Fall 2015 runway show, which featured garments with strategically placed dick-holes. "Isn't it about time?" he said about male nudity on the runway. Damn straight! Female models regularly expose their tits, and while full-on vagina is less popular, sheer garments have…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 23, 2015

The Hottest New Trend In Menswear Is Visible Dick

Kanye may be adorning his lady in the finest merkins ermines can sacrifice their lives for, but men will be sporting no such genitalia luxury this year. Spotted last night on the runway of Rick Owen's show at Paris Fashion Week was the hottest (god willing) new trend in menswear: flopping, ever-present dick.
By: Beejoli Shah / January 22, 2015

Wife Chops Cheating Husband’s Wang Off Not Once, But Twice

Cheating is terrible. Don't cheat. But, if you do, don't be an idiot and use your wife's cell phone to send sexts to your mistress, because your wife might come for you and chop your dick off. According to The New York Post, when 34-year-old Fan Lung of China was found sending dirty message…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 13, 2015

You’re Welcome: “Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels” Is Exactly What It Sounds Like (NSFW)

Click here for extremely NSFW version. If you’ve ever wondered what happens in the tiny corners of the internet where people expose their most vulnerable selves, I have an answer: They put their hardened penises into women’s shoes.
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 20, 2014

A Brazilian Metro Train Passenger Got His Dong Stuck In The Closing Doors

File this under NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! A guy riding on São Paolo’s Metro train got his boner stuck in the doors when they closed. Watching the video, I was trying to see if the guy was making any motions of distress -- it doesn't look like it, but then again, he didn’t have much space to move…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 17, 2014

Nick Jonas Drops Trou, Grabs His Junk In A New Photoshoot That’s Turning Me On

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm officially hot and bothered by one of the Jonas Brothers. Nick Jonas is all grown up in a new issue of Flaunt Magazine, where the former boy-bander gives us a glimpse at his glorious ass dimples (yes, they're actually nice, which i…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 3, 2014

Mom, Teens Allegedly Draw 100-Yard Penis On Football Field

A 50-year-old mom and two teenagers are the prime suspects in a vandalism case that's tainted a football field in Temperance, Michigan. Police have accused the trio of using grass killer to burn a 100-yard-long image of male genitalia into the turf, reports WDIV, disrupting the Bedford…
By: Huffington Post Weird News / September 23, 2014

Dealbreaker: He Kept Poking Me With His Boner

I once had a boyfriend who woke me up nearly every morning with his boner. He poked it into my back, then at my butt, again and again, again and again. At first, he did it half-jokingly, with a troublemaking grin and absurd thrusting motions. I swatted at him, told him to stop, squirmed away.
By: Jessica Machado / August 7, 2014

This Woman Uses Nike+ To Draw Penises, Inspires Me To Start Running

I hate running with a fiery passion. But thanks to one genius woman who has turned her exercise misery into something inappropriate, I am now inspired to lace up my old sneakers and sprint my little heart out. There's nothing like hitting the pavement knowing that the calories you're burning will eventually form a dick…
By: Katie Oldenburg / August 6, 2014

And The World Capital Of Penis Enlargement Is…

Not satisfied with the size of your sausage? Feeling bad about the brat that you got? Is your wiener simply the wurst? Guess where 18 percent of all penis enlargements in the world took place. Find out on Huffington Post...
By: Huffington Post Weird News / July 31, 2014

Dude, Where’s My Dick? One Man’s Routine Circumcision Goes Very Wrong

You know how sometimes you go to the hairdresser asking for just a trim, but you worry that they'll get chop-happy and cut off more than you asked for? Well, imagine that happening to your penis. A man named Johnny Lee Banks Jr. recently went to the hospital for a routine circumcision (in as much…
By: Katie Oldenburg / July 25, 2014

Rapper Andre Johnson Cut Off His Own Penis Because “Sex Is For Mortals And I Am A God”

Finally, we have answers about why rapper Andre Johnson cut off his own penis and proceeded to jump off a second-story building back in April. He told E! News, "Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I wa…
By: Claire Hannum / July 16, 2014

Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Wants His Reattached Dick To Appear In Porn

Perhaps you remember the story of Andre Johnson (aka Christ Bearer), the rapper who, back in April, cut off his own penis (second item) and then jumped off a second floor balcony.  (He claims he was high on PCP at the time, making this story pretty much the best PCP deterrent I've ever…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 1, 2014

Meet China’s Hands-Free Sperm Extractor Machine (For The Times When A Regular Handjob Won’t Do)

File this one under "Things I Had To Check Weren't A Clickhole Post First": hospitals in China have machines to extract sperm. The hands-free gizmos are used by urology departments to manually pump out semen through a "massage pipe" when extracting it the, ummm, normal way doesn't work anymore. Apparently it is used for sperm…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 25, 2014

The 5 Most Ridiculous Products Made For Crotch Maintenance

Genitals are perhaps the only thing in the world that everyone loves and most people don't mind sharing with others. That's why they also tend to be fairly well-maintained, be it by rigorous daily training using the ... um, workout material we find on the Internet, or by flat out gluing our junk full of Swarovski crystals. I'm…
By: Cracked / June 5, 2014
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