Posts tagged "penis tattoo"

Penis Tattoo Leaves Man With Permanent Boner

Things that we suspected might be a bad idea: getting your penis tattooed. A 21-year-old Iranian man was left with a permanent semi-boner after getting the phrase "good luck on your journeys" along with his girlfriend's initials inked on his peen in Persian. After several days of post-tat healing, his pain began to subside, but…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 9, 2012

Prehistoric Dudes Did Freaky Things To Their Penises

For the record, I don't make a habit of hanging out with men who "manipulate their privates," as Archeology Daily so eloquently puts it. But a new study shows that this cringe-inducing practice goes all the way back to prehistoric Europe. Analyses of phalluses in Paleolithic art show evidence of ornamental surgery performed on penises. Javier…

By: Rachel Krause / November 17, 2011

A Very Unfortunate Penis Tattoo

Andreas Muller won a Mini Cooper for tattooing the word "Mini" on his peen. "Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright,” he said. What about the humiliation he will feel every time he drops his pants before a lady? No car i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 27, 2011