Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock Jock Flirt Brief is like a wonderbra for johnsons. How do you like it when the tables are turned on you, ladies? [Refinery 29] Keep reading »
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There is something about penis enhancement pills that just seems taboo. Almost like diet pills. You don’t want to admit to taking them because well they’re not healthy for you, and well, they’re simply for your appearance and nothing else, except your self esteem. At the spritely young age of 19, I never thought I would come in contact with penis enhancement pills, unless it was a commercial for viagra, in which I simply giggled and say “thank goodness my man doesn’t need that”. Then I met him.
I was dating a guy who was on the Football team in college. He had a body that looked like it was straight out of Playgirl, big blue eyes and a sweet personality; not to mention he was a country boy, accent and all, the only thing missing was a pair of overalls and cowboy hat. I thought, could he get any hotter? While I hate to admit he wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, he was fun for the time being. We were dating for about a month and decided to have sex. He wasn’t the greatest kisser, but when I saw what he was packing that did not matter. Let me tell you about his penis … Keep reading »
Men seeking employment from the police force in Papua, Indonesia, are asked whether they’ve enlarged their penises. I think that’s an invasion of privacy, but there’s a cultural reason why applicants are asked about the size of their sex organ. Papuans have been known to wrap the penis in leaves from a plant that is so itchy and irritating it causes the organ to expand. The bee sting-like swelling causes a “hindrance during training,” says the Papua police chief, so the men who use this local technique are deemed unfit for the job. But wouldn’t the enlargement be temporary? And if it isn’t, then Papuans should forget becoming police officers and figure out how to bottle that stuff. I bet they’d make a killing! [Reuters] Keep reading »
A recent essay on The Daily Beast asks, “Do Male Enhancement Pills Really Work?” My response — who cares? Men clearly, but they shouldn’t. As the economy tanks, men not only make up the majority of those who’ve been laid off, they also are more likely than women to not handle it very well. Are men suddenly even more desperate to grow their wangs because they’re coming up short financially? If so, what a wasted endeavor — whether male enhancement pills (and contraptions and extenders) work or not is irrelevant. It’s how you use your member that really enhances your sexual resume, fellas. Keep reading »