“It was the beginning of the eighties when Mick started to become unbearable. He started at first to annoy me and then slowly enraged me… [Marianne Faithful] had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls—but it doesn’t quite fill the gap.”
—Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones claims in his new book, Life, that he and Mick Jagger haven’t been buds in decades. Keith also took the opportunity to discuss the size of Mick’s member. And people say only women have frenemies? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
It’s just like when you’re playing darts, ladies. You’re going to want to aim for the red part. [Click here for, uh, bigger.] Keep reading »
“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky.”
— Melody Eckerson, a Florida club promoter, on what she saw when Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dropped his pants during their hookup. She also said of the sexual encounter, “I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” Yikes! Don’t worry, Sitch, it’s all about how you use it — so work on that stamina, buddy. [Star] Keep reading »
At dude site Asylum, Emily reveals what women really think about penis size.
Women want to know all the stuff men are thinking about them — hence all the women’s magazines articles like “33 things your guy secretly loves about you” or “What he thinks about your sex moves.” Men really just want to know one thing: Is my penis big enough? In this hard-hitting follow-up to the first Woman’s Perspective on penis size, Asylum’s token girl answers additional questions on the all-important topic of penis size.
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Yesterday, I told you all the things ladies worry about when it comes to their bodies. But I know women aren’t the only ones who struggle with their looks. ModernMan.com tried to break down what women actually think is nasty, and I’m not going to argue with busted toe nails and nose hair. But there are a few manly things that have gotten a bad rap. So, stop sweating it, dudes. We are here to set the record straight on what we women really think about the way you men look. Keep reading »
I was 19 years old and had my legs spread on my new boyfriend Greg’s bed. We had been dating for a few weeks and had fooled around a bit, mostly talking dirty and dry humping while clothed. It was my last night in town before leaving for a three-month study abroad program and it was pretty much a given that Greg and I would do it. He invited me over to his Park Slope apartment, we listened to music, ate pizza, and he went down on me on his balcony. It was all pretty steamy until Greg took off his boxers to reveal his wood. At the time, I hadn’t seen too many penises, but now, after many years on the sex scene, I am aware that it was of the unprecedented, porn star variety. Keep reading »