“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky.”
— Melody Eckerson, a Florida club promoter, on what she saw when Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dropped his pants during their hookup. She also said of the sexual encounter, “I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” Yikes! Don’t worry, Sitch, it’s all about how you use it — so work on that stamina, buddy. [Star] Keep reading »
At dude site Asylum, Emily reveals what women really think about penis size.
Women want to know all the stuff men are thinking about them — hence all the women’s magazines articles like “33 things your guy secretly loves about you” or “What he thinks about your sex moves.” Men really just want to know one thing: Is my penis big enough? In this hard-hitting follow-up to the first Woman’s Perspective on penis size, Asylum’s token girl answers additional questions on the all-important topic of penis size.
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Yesterday, I told you all the things ladies worry about when it comes to their bodies. But I know women aren’t the only ones who struggle with their looks. ModernMan.com tried to break down what women actually think is nasty, and I’m not going to argue with busted toe nails and nose hair. But there are a few manly things that have gotten a bad rap. So, stop sweating it, dudes. We are here to set the record straight on what we women really think about the way you men look. Keep reading »
I was 19 years old and had my legs spread on my new boyfriend Greg’s bed. We had been dating for a few weeks and had fooled around a bit, mostly talking dirty and dry humping while clothed. It was my last night in town before leaving for a three-month study abroad program and it was pretty much a given that Greg and I would do it. He invited me over to his Park Slope apartment, we listened to music, ate pizza, and he went down on me on his balcony. It was all pretty steamy until Greg took off his boxers to reveal his wood. At the time, I hadn’t seen too many penises, but now, after many years on the sex scene, I am aware that it was of the unprecedented, porn star variety. Keep reading »
Condomania has big, big news: In fact, they’ve undertaken a study that is poised to change the face of this great nation and the men who live here. See, back in 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, a line of “tailored-fit prophylactics” that come in 76 — count ‘em — 76 different sizes, and have since tracked the sales of the over 27,000 men in 70 countries who bought them. Analyzing this cache of data was no small (heh) undertaking, but the results for the U.S. have been released (haha) and, well, let’s just say not everything’s bigger in Texas. [Condomania]
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“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a 9-year-old boy. I’m serious. Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny. I would laugh about it with my mom.”
—Hailey Glassman dishes on Jon Gosselin‘s penis, which she claims is “three inches,” in Steppin’ Out [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
“He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun. I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom. But I don´t give my phone number out that often. But if I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom.”
– Rihanna on sizing up potential dates in the German magazine Bravo [Post Chronicle] Keep reading »
Thinking about relocating? Better check out Manhunt’s state-by-state penis size ranking. The gay hookup site had their users “self-identify” how many inches they’re packing below the belt (erect or flaccid, we’re not sure) and then averaged out the sizes in each state. So which state has the biggest boner? Washington, D.C. came in first with 7.59 inches of man meat, while New York (7.5 inches) and California (7.45 inches) came in second and third. As for the smallest? Sadly for those of us anticipating Levi Johnston’s nudie spread, Alaska came in dead last at 6.34 inches. Well, it is cold there. Shrinkage should really be taken into account, no? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
You’ll never see a dude turn to another dude and ask, “Do I look fat in these pants?” But that doesn’t mean men are invulnerable to insecurities, no matter how much we’d like to think so. Women are upfront about their fears, doubts, and self-esteem. I used to think it was just compulsive gabbiness, a quirk of the fairer sex. But, in fact, it is an admirable coping mechanism that’s even a little bit courageous. That said, I’ll sack up and admit that I’ve spent a lot of my life feeling like a fatty, a chubasaurus, half-man and half-marshmallow. Keep reading »
When it comes to orgasms, we all are left wondering what will make the magic happen for us. For ladies, sometimes seeing an impressive instrument is believing. Heck, even I obsessed over “How To Predict The Size Of A Penis.” But does the distance of his dong really matter when it comes to coming? Keep reading »