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A Map Of Europe By Penis Size

Ami AngelowiczDecember 4, 2011 //

Hi. Hello. Settle down, people. These measurements are in CENTIMETERS not INCHES. Size queens, start planning your European tour of France and Hungary. [Blame It On The Voices]

Guy Talk: I’ve Got Multiple Inches Of Love

John DeVoreMay 10, 2011 //
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I don’t think I have a small penis. I mean, I’ve stared at it all of my life. I can wrap my fingers around it, so I know it’s not of Sasquatch proportions. There are inches there, multiple inches, of love. I’d say it would make a nice cigar. I have been given the standard statement I think most women tell men who are small to average size, that I’m “just right.” Like the bowl of porridge Goldilocks most preferred. I imagine men who are prodigiously gifted are told the same thing, just to keep their ego in check. Maybe during sex, these women also say “Slower! Stop stabbing me in the guts!” I wouldn’t know. I just know that once upon a time, for a hot minute, I thought I had a huge dong. Keep reading »

On-Air Penis Size Joke = A Real Life “Anchorman” Moment

Jessica WakemanFebruary 16, 2011 //

Meet Belinda Heggen, my new hero. During an on-air broadcast about an Australian soccer player and a little urn he received as an honor, Belinda cracked a joke about her co-anchor’s dick size. I love how she says this with a complete straight face — get this woman a raise! [Salon via The Daily What] Keep reading »

The Public Battle Over Mick Jagger’s Penis Size Rages On

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comFebruary 11, 2011 //

When Keith Richards’ book, Life, came out last year, everyone zeroed in on two short sentences: “Marianne Faithfull had no fun with [Mick Jagger's] tiny todger. I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls—but it doesn’t quite fill the gap.” Mick was apparently very mad about the slight. Ever since, the women he’s slept with have been stepping forward to refute the statement. Jerry Hall, Mick’s ex-wife, was of course one of the loudest voices. “Mick is very well endowed. I should know—I was with him for 23 years,” she said. “Keith is just jealous.”

Now, finally, Marianne Faithfull has something to say on the issue. Keep reading »

Who Has The Bigger Penis?

The StirDecember 25, 2010 //
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The saying that “Everything is bigger in Texas” may extend beyond belt buckles and cowboy hats. The medical journal Archives of Pediatric and Adolescent Medicine reported results on a survey of 6,200 boys that shows a “modest though significant difference … with respect to penile size between urban and rural populations.”

To put it bluntly, read more … Keep reading »

Keith Richards Says Mick Jagger Has A ‘Tiny Todger’

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comOctober 25, 2010 //

“It was the beginning of the eighties when Mick started to become unbearable. He started at first to annoy me and then slowly enraged me… [Marianne Faithful] had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls—but it doesn’t quite fill the gap.”

—Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones claims in his new book, Life, that he and Mick Jagger haven’t been buds in decades. Keith also took the opportunity to discuss the size of Mick’s member. And people say only women have frenemies? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Your Penis Size Preference, Graphed

Susannah BreslinOctober 8, 2010 //

It’s just like when you’re playing darts, ladies. You’re going to want to aim for the red part. [Click here for, uh, bigger.] Keep reading »

Mike Sorrentino’s Got A Teeny Tiny Situation

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 30, 2010 //

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky.”

— Melody Eckerson, a Florida club promoter, on what she saw when Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dropped his pants during their hookup. She also said of the sexual encounter, “I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” Yikes! Don’t worry, Sitch, it’s all about how you use it — so work on that stamina, buddy. [Star] Keep reading »

At The Boys’ Club: What Women Think About Penis Size

The FriskySeptember 15, 2010 //

At dude site Asylum, Emily reveals what women really think about penis size.

Women want to know all the stuff men are thinking about them — hence all the women’s magazines articles like “33 things your guy secretly loves about you” or “What he thinks about your sex moves.” Men really just want to know one thing: Is my penis big enough? In this hard-hitting follow-up to the first Woman’s Perspective on penis size, Asylum’s token girl answers additional questions on the all-important topic of penis size.

Read more … Keep reading »

10 Things Men Shouldn’t Be Insecure About

SimchaAugust 4, 2010 //

Yesterday, I told you all the things ladies worry about when it comes to their bodies. But I know women aren’t the only ones who struggle with their looks. ModernMan.com tried to break down what women actually think is nasty, and I’m not going to argue with busted toe nails and nose hair. But there are a few manly things that have gotten a bad rap. So, stop sweating it, dudes. We are here to set the record straight on what we women really think about the way you men look. Keep reading »

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