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Entertainment

Being chased around the zoo by a penguin is either someone’s life dream or someone’s nightmare. (For me it’s a dream, obviously.) Fortunately this African penguin chasing his zookeeper around the Masue Vogel Aviary Park in Japan looks utterly harmless. Who knew penguins could run (er, waddle) so fast? I guess that comes in handy… READ MORE »


Celebs

If this picture is any indication, Snooki is totally going to be one of those mothers who puts her kid on a leash. [Photo: INFDaily]READ MORE »


Entertainment

You guys like animals, I love animals. You guys like getting drunk, I like getting drunk. It seems like we’d get along. After all, it’s not every day that three guys get drunk, break into a Sea World and steal a friggin’ penguin. [Daily Mail UK] … READ MORE »


News

Crystal gravy boats? Meh. Monogrammed towels? Yawn. Gold-threaded table linens? Whatevs. A baby f**king penguin courtesy of England’s Chester Zoo? Now that is the best wedding gift given to Prince William and Kate Middleton! Don’t be alarmed, animal rights activists — little Acorn the Penguin isn’t going to be living at Buckingham Palace. He’ll chill… READ MORE »