Posts tagged "pencils"

What Your Pencil Says About You

This is what your pencil would say about you if anyone used pencils anymore. Do you know anyone who does? If I had any artistic ability whatsoever, I would remake this chart but with penises instead. [The Shelter Of Magnolias]…

Ami Angelowicz / January 25, 2012

Teenage Power Couple Pencils

When we were in high school, our love lives were kind of pathetic, which is why when we were supposed to be paying attention in class, we were actually doodling and daydreaming about the day Jordan Catalano would wizen up and realize that Angela Chase could not only help him learn to read, but also…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 11, 2011

Your “To Do” List Has Never Smelled Better

We’re officially too old to use those fun smelly markers at work. Do they even make those anymore? We lived for those things in elementary school. Now you can get a whiff of your childhood and still appear to be a respectable adult with this pack of Smencils. These gourmet scented pencils smell yummy and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 28, 2011

How Not Paying Attention In School Can Lead To Amazing Things

Artist Dalton Ghetti must have been really bored in geometry class to have whittled out the middle of a graphite pencil to create two teeny tiny interlocking hearts. We say: A+. [Irresistible]…

Leonora Epstein / October 8, 2010

Crave: Swarovski Crystal Pencils

While we always hated going back to school, we loved the getting fresh school supplies part. So if these Swarovski crystal pencils had been around, we would have insisted on buying three packs. Sure, there’s no eraser on them, but who cares? Plus, we found the perfect equally shiny pencil case. Hmm…at $3295, maybe not,…

Cheryl Brody Franklin / October 31, 2008