How do you know if you came or peed? Allow me to be bold: I love masturbating. LOVE. “Then why don’t you marry it?” you ask. And I respond: “Believe me, gal, I would if I could. I would if I could.” I figured out the business at age 17, inspired as I’d been by […]
With the pretty lights and copious booze, New Year’s Eve is the ideal setting for romance to bloom. Or, at least, to cop a drunken feel. All you have to do is make sure you don’t piss all over yourself… Allow me to present to you a Craigslist missed connection from Bloomington, Indiana, posted on […]
We’ve seen many photos of James Dean looking sexy and stoic. But we’ve never seen any like this. I didn’t know he was such a multi-tasker. Talking on the phone while taking a wizz is no easy feat. Most remarkable was that he left the door open so celebrity photographer Frank Worth could snap a […]
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been okay with peeing in the ocean. Mostly because it’s annoying to pee when you’re wearing a one-piece bathing suit, which I wore when I was a kid, so I just got into the habit of letting it flow in the ocean. I think most people feel […]
The latest study out of France (of a dismal seven ladies) concludes that squirting is basically pee. I know that this probably shouldn’t matter as long as I get pleasure from squirting, but it bothers me a little knowing that my man may think I’m peeing on him. Can you please shed some light based on your expertise? There […]
